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ITT: redpills on the sasquatch/bigfoot

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Bigfoot are real. Every first nation peoples have a name for them

Most people call them negros.

lol

Nice info. Why do (((they))) want to cover up bigfoots existence?

You could send a drone into the woods with a thermal camera to see if you could find it.

topkek

The guy who started the whole thing admits it was a prank that got taken way too seriously but its gone too far and everyone just calls him a liar.

I've lived in the heart of supposed bigfoot country all my life. When a serial killer ran off with two kids hed stolen after murdering thier family into the deepest nastiest part of the woods we could find him. When a toddler gets lost we usually locate it within 3 days.

But youre telling me that not one single person has been able to bring back even so much as a hair sample that doesnt end up turning out to come from a bear?

Heres another idea, if such an animal does exist why dont we see females, or young? A population has to have a certain number to remain stable, the fact its always just blurry full grown males tells me its just retards in monkey suits.

No they dont. Im a filthy injun and we literally have no bigfoot myths.

Folks up in canada have the wendigo but thats not bigfoot its a person who got cursed for comitting cannibalism and now wanders the forrest as a flesh craving demon. White people love nothing more than claiming we have a name for thier dumb bullshit when we dont.

>"Goy! Its all a big hoax!"
They never admitted they faked it. Some people came forth about makig a custome for them and wearing it but the two guys recording said they were liars. They also could never replicate the way bigfoot looked in that footage with all best costume technology of the 70s when it was recorded. Even that 1998 one couldnt replicate it. There's also been numerous foot moulds been found all with detailed musculature

Also, the sasquatch in the film is a female. Notice the big hairy breasts

I've seen one in the whitehouse. They called it Michelle

I read that your people have over fifty different words for getting drunk and passing out under a trailer home.

Hah

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Everyone....carries a camera now. It's called a cellphone. If bigfoot, or chupacabra, or Bessie, were real, there would be pics by now.

Trailer under a trailer home is plebe tier. If you dont end up wrapping the truck you bought with govt guilt money around a tree you werent drinking hard enough.
(Which is why I refuse to live on the rez, refuse the stipend, and dont drink.)

We DO have a nickname for white SJWs who try to virtue signal by associating with us though. We give em the proud name of walking-eagle. They think its such a great honor but its really an insult. It basically means arrogant retard. Its fun to watch them strut around and tell all thier liberal arts friends theyre so down with the native folks that they earned a name.

Indians have a long tradition of saying wild off the wall shit to clueless white people who know fuck-all about us and take literally everything we say 100% seriously.

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Its interesting how after everyone having crystal clear HD cameras on them 24/7 UFO and Cryptid sightings have dropped to almost nil.

Its almost like such things relied on gritty shaky blurry footage from shitty cam-corders to exist.

fpbp

Because people are now cell phone zombies that don't give a shit about what is happening around them anymore.

It's a ghost, a spook.
You can't be frightened of it.

Although you should be.

Because Dems bus them in to vote for them

Or maybe its just a lot harder to claim that the smudge on the grainy polaroid photo is actually a bigfoot fighting a chupacabra while elvis referees when all the photos are in HD.

Nigger just type UFO into YouTube, people post videos daily.
Whether they’re legit is up for conjecture, but saying that videos don’t exist now is being purposely obtuse.

I don't think any of the footage is fake but I believe Les Stroud's story of being in Alaska and something grunting and shaking around bushes

Pattersons bigfoot was a female with massive swinging tits. You can see them in your image too. I grew up in WA and in the snoqualmie national park area, we have had logs and rocks thrown at us. Bigfoot being real was the first redpill I ever swallowed that taught me they lie and started me down the path.

Watch the HD restabilized video. The bends in elbows, knees, etc could not be human, the placement is impossible. It's physically impossible for that to be a human inside a suit. Look at how low the hands swing, and consider where the elbow bends. No mans hands come to his knees. In your comparison image it stands out very bold. Look at where hand swing radius is on the recreation compared to the original. There not even close.

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I've got some stories that I believe are related to Yowies (our equivalent of bigfoot). I don't know about other countries and their mythical creatures but my mother's family has had some encounters with something like a Yowies and it's enough to make me believe there's more than a little truth to the stories.

You must not get out much.

>Implying that natives aren't superstitious nutjobs

Yeah yeah go on a spirit quest or something

No, saying UFO claims is down is actually a fact. Interestingly they also spike after block buster movies regarding them.

But sightings as evidence is fuckin dumb. People were claiming slenderman sightings and that crap was 100% verifiably just made up on creepy pasta.

Doesnt matter his orgin was a writefag forum and has a 100% verfiably fabricated orgin, people began reporting sightings like crazy after it hit meme status.

>slenderman

Slenderman is a very old concept.

It is even mentioned in Moby Dick, in the chapter where the author describes why white things are scarier than dark things.

I just find it hard to believe a large ape has survived for this long, unless it is greater intelligence than other primates, and is well practiced in avoiding humans

I like you.

Cheap bramboska wine under the hscnmrwk hills of roam a sunet, love that memory

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the proof...it's out there my friends

Save the skunk ape!

I know people who believe in ghosts because they have a schizo aunt that thought she saw one in her house. Likewise, I know people who believe in Bigfoot because they've heard stories told to them. I don't believe in things with purely anecdotal sources, or easily-faked evidence. It's fun to entertain the thought, but Bigfoot existing has the same chance as me taking a selfie with the Jersey devil and getting my asshole pleasured by ayy lmaos.

There is an entire state Park dedicated to the Nuntiniinaq.

>left is THICC
>has visible muscles underneath fur which is reflecting the sunlight, almost certainly real fur not a synthetic
>has tits
>long weird ass monkey arms

If this was a fake is was an extremely well done fake, that's no gorilla suit.

Kek

Some ppl think bigfoot is Cain

I think the Yowies and Yetis could be archaic human populations (maybe Denisovan) left over that didn't get mixed into oblivion. I mean it's not that hard to believe that small communities could go unnoticed, we're still not even sure if the Tasmanian Tiger is actually extinct or not.

Bigfoot is real. No question

For the UFO thing its because no one looks up anymore, they all look down at the phones.

How often do you just look at the stars?

>those digits
>biblical reference
Bigfoot in Cain. My numbers confirm.

To be fair, most people can't even see stars where they live.

>lawofone.info/results.php?q=Bigfoot&o=r

I thought niggers were cain.

True, I can as I live on a mountain side and I have seen some strange shit up there.

Like objects crossing my entire field of view in a few seconds then doing a 90 degree turn with no loss of speed.

I think it'd be fun to camp out in an area with heavy bigfoot sightings for a week and see if you can catch it.

Why doesn't pol use it's autism to find Bigfoot?

Anybody can and yet nobody has caught it. I read in a book somewhere that it is actually illegal to shoot big foot because if it exists there are so few of them that technically it is an endangered species.

Also on a crypto note, I am more excited about finding a meter long spider. I would believe those exist deep in the jungle. They would be much easier to hide in the trees or in the ground.

Checked for the hairy khazar milkers

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Whoa

BASED Injuns bringing the bants to the libtards.

>with massive swinging tits.
That was the front part of the shoulder pads that Bob Huronimous was wearing.

Patterson gimlin film is legit.

A real redpill on Bigfoot is that he is an Interdimensional creature. He's more of a forest spirit than a flesh and blood animal

You made me choke on my drink when I read that.
Have another (You) you beautiful bastard.

>doesn't know what an egregore is
Sad! UFOs and all that are literally memes taken physical form through demonic influence.

If a unknown primate of near human intelligence were to exist in the pacific northwest, the logging industry would be dissolved overnight.

heres a redpill, youre a retard

This nigger knows what time it is

Read "Silent Invasion" by Stan Gordon

It's real! I saw it on a credible documentary
It was the samsquantch

shuttup bubbles

>costume technology

Another STEM meme degree

Yeah, this suit would have to be better than the Chewbacca costume, for a relatively contemporary comparison.

It would require going outside

That's not an argument for the existence of bigfoot. They also believe that a giant bird flapping its wings causes thunder storms.

/T

If there's a meter long spider deep in the jungle somewhere it can fucking stay there

fuckin caveman

>White people love anything to do with natives
No, in fact, your "people" are so depressing we like to pretend you don't even exist

I live in the rural wester side of Washington. Big foot is a myth, I think. There’s always that nagging feeling he’s real though. There are vast uninhabited forests. We’re talking thousands of acres. It’s a fun thought.

I go outside. I've never seen anything

There are spider crabs. Just imagine this but brown and hairy.

they exist I have had a close encounter with on here in Ontario .

I was camping in 2006 with my buddies right by a pond . it was around 2 in the am we were drinking and fuckin around . I picked up a lod and threw it at the pile of other logs they were dry as fuck so it made a loud smack sound that echoed through the forest . A loud scream replied back at us like nothing I ever heard before . then I did it again but this time it was louder then before and this time it sounded pissed off . what ever it was sounded like it was the size of a horse we were scared out of our minds cause the thing couldn't of been more then 200-300 feet from us .

maby 6 years later on you tube I was looking for big foot sounds and one video name stood out called the ohio howl . ohio is right across the great lakes from ontario and what do you know it was the same exact sound we heard this is the video.


they are out there fuck all the little shits on pol who say otherwise

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Some drunk abo I met on the street told me he shot a samsquanch from his canoe, it got up, swam to him and he sucked it's dick

indians are fucking weird man

There was a period in time where Europeans believed that gorillas were nothing but a myth. They were basically sasquatch-like cryptids to them.

spoopy

it was real in my mind

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1C4_gJqu78

Fuck that user!

>People were claiming slenderman sightings and that crap was 100% verifiably just made up on creepy pasta.
Bullshit. Victor Surge coined the term Slenderman, but users were describing a long limbed entity with an unknown connection to children back on TOTSE and Usenet before it.

What is the significance of sasquatch?

>it was around 2 in the am we were drinking and fuckin
ok buddy

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>the guy in the suit couldn't have just been holding fake hands

Google Lloyd Pye.
youtu.be/e5qJYwfAju8

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guess you have never drank beer before a kid

Around sasquatches, join neighborhood watches.

BASED Lloyd the Pieman.

What the Hell?????