Give me a reason to not fap for 1 week Sup Forums

give me a reason to not fap for 1 week Sup Forums

Dubs

how the fuck do you cum like that?

Go a week or two without fapping.

Also drink lots of water and eat pineapples.

Do fleshlights even feel good?

you'll get dehydrated.

Eat celery.

Prostate cancer

Can anyone point me to more videos like op's? Hopefully with as little hotglue as possible.

for research purposes of course

>Jizzing all over the kitchen floor
I thought there was some study that suggested fapping regularly actually prevents cancer?

>pineapples

>Hopefully with as little hotglue as possible.
but that's the best part
what are you, gay or something?

Eat super healthy. Drink FUCK tonnes of water. Don't fap for at least a week.

They taste good on pizza.

>just noticed it's in the kitchen
come on, man.

pineapples can turn any pizza from best food to worst food

people who put pineapples on pizza can go straight to hell

Kill yourself.

>tfw this gave me a boner

It's not as bad as olives though.

What's your issue? They add to the pizza, not take away.

hey man I just wanna see guys impregnating the fuck out of their sex toys with their creamy, gooey white love

n-no homo

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t.Janny

You might be gay, user.

>he's never eaten grilled pineapple slices
>he's never eaten any kind of fruit with pic related

Consider dropping off the human race.

The science behind it makes me cum.

start a thread on /gif/ then, hell, use the OP's image.

banana pineapple pizza = best

How's that No Fap challenge going?

What has Sup Forums become

When will you guys stop fapping to 2D garbage and get a gf?

Are fleshlights actually worth it?

>not liking pineapples
Are you literally 12?

Alright im all for lynching , but seriously whats wrong with pineapple? To sour for you little pussies?

To be fair it is a pretty feminine penis.

I'm not though, I just kind of like looking at cocks, I don't like the masculine form.

Why would someone feel compelled to videotape themselves masturbating?

lost after a month and a half
figured out NoFap is pretty good, but pretty pointless and it's all about self-restraint and not having too much of a goodthing
started doing it like once every two weeks instead

Why would I want 3DPD in my life?

Why would I do that?

Problem?

Fuck off faggot. Anchovies and olives on pizza is the fucking best.

Pineapples are ok but DON'T MIX THEM WITH PIZZA

>get a gf

Because asian chicks at amps are better.

>implying I'll stop fapping to 2D if I get a girlfriend

I've had one and they're pretty lame to be honest.

holy shit source?
those tits are great

go to , they post OC of this stuff quite often I hope you like hairy NEET micropenis

I feel nothing watching this.

Why don't you take a shit and smear it all over your pizza? It doesn't take away from the pizza, right? just adds to it

They go well, like peanut butter and jelly.

Not really

>3DPD

haha MEME LOL!

but bruh 3DPD and all that you know bruh gotta respect our epic board culture bruh.

Are you ok?
3D is disgusting and nowhere near worth it just to get an orgasm, deal with it.

When did you realise that real women were superior?

how small are the OC dicks?

I don't understand why Sup Forums hates 3D so much. Don't you know you can like both 2D AND 3D?