Conan the Cuck fishing for good boy points

Well, Sup Forums, what would the all-female reboot of America look like anyway?

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Someone post that screencap of an all-women company where they practically become back-stabbing cannibals.

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I've always liked Conan the most out of the late night hosts.

He's rarely political, though he does give some liberal opinion every once in a while.

I hope this doesn't become a trend for him.

I actually think he would move if this happened.

Lol the one where they fight and cry in the bathroom about fashion shit?

I dont even know what this means.

Uhm, I don't know, what do you think it would look like?

>much virtue
>so relevant

Pandering to millennials for ratings... Nothing to see here.

You can believe that part of it is maybe just him trolling for likes on twitter, exposing the blind allegiance all these feminazi cunts have to "you go grrrl power"

Or you could believe that he's truly a bitch boy beta cuck that earnestly believes that women are somehow better at running governments.

Personally, I think perhaps he is taking the piss, seeing as how the "all-female reboot" of anything has usually been a monumental disaster (e.g. Ghostbusters). And the fact that people can't even see that is maybe what gives him many keks.

that's the spice, found it

>Catfights over handbags and tears in the toilets. When this producer launched a women-only TV company she thought she'd kissed goodbye to conflict...

>Over in one corner sat Alice, a strong-minded 27-year-old who always said what she thought, regardless of how much it might hurt someone else. In the other corner was Sarah, a thirtysomething high-flier who would stand up for herself momentarily - then burst into tears and run for the ladies.

>Their simmering fight lasted hours, egged on by spectators taking sides and fuelling the anger. Sometimes other girls would join in, either heckling aggressively or huddling defensively in the toilets. It might sound like a scene from a tawdry reality show such as Big Brother, but the truth is a little more prosaic: it was just a normal morning in my office.

>The venomous women were supposedly the talented employees I had headhunted to achieve my utopian dream - a female- only company with happy, harmonious workers benefiting from an absence of men.

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TLDR: Female CEO hires females only in her company, turns into a complete shitshow because women can't manage, the end.

Oh no. Not Conan, too? Please tell me ginger-Slenderman isn't turning cuck.

The book was pretty fucking fantastic.

I have a feeling this is a reference to the sex abuse allegations.

It would bomb.

Conan is a drug fiend power bottom that plies his victims with free alcohol and drugs laced with cocaine, methamphetamine and viagra. No one will ever talk because he also eats his victims. He turns inters gay and then eats them alive.

We're all ready for it with popcorn in hand

I sense a lot of irony in this tweet.

Conan is far more subtle and intelligent than most comics. He was a writer.

You're about 2 years too late. See: Andy Richter's twitter.

>perhaps he is taking the piss
anyone who doesn't see this is retarded

it'd be a bloodfest

get it?

The fuck do I care about Andy Richter's twitter? I don't judge Coco by his pet goblin.

160 million woman pecking order led by Beyonce.

Reboots are never as good as the original, after all.

he's joking. nobody gets his subtlety.

conans pretty funny, but he is no Norm McDonald, Norm is >our comic

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I didn't think much about all the female reboots at first, but now it's really starting to seem fishy.

That's what I'm getting at, with the only "all-female" reboot being a complete disaster.

lmfao

>Virtue signaler: female good, male (implicitly) bad
>Sheeple activate to programmed dialectic between good group versus evil, oppressive group: 200k likes for generic, mindless libshitism

Normies plus social media is fucking Orwellian if you step back for a moment and realize its all just a rehearsal for reaffirming the Current Year's secular shibboleths.

This is how false-consciousness is generated and maintained across the masses.

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See "Team Coco's" social media posts for the last 2 years.

Or even just Conan's twitter. He is trash. I was a fan of him from the mid 90s until he did that shitty tour about not getting the tonight show slot. Let him go. He does not care about you.

He should start by giving his show to a female.

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Or maybe he's just tweeting what he thinks gets him the most props. Doesn't mean he actually believes what he's writing. Example: Ashton Kutcher tweeting how body size doesn't matter, what matters is how beautiful a girl is on the inside. You KNOW he doesn't actually believe that crap. He would never date anyone under 120 lbs.

I have this gem

>"Delegate from New Jersey, what's wrong with Virginia's organization of government?"
>"Nothing."
>"Are you sure?"
>"It's fine."

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I usually think Molyneux is a douche but this time, he did God’s work.

Women ruin everything.

I'm ready for the all-AI reboot of America

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its going to come around full circle. i'm a professional wait-er.

You guys are retarded, seriously why do you get triggered at everything? He's obviously making a joke about retarded Hollywood reboots or something. Y'all are a bunch of pussy faggot loser butthole licking kike gobblers

He ceased being funny after he moved from Late Night With to The Tonight Show. Triumph the Insult comic dog with Robert Smigel was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen, and that was like 15 years ago. Comedy is dead.

this desu. I don't watch late night shit but Conan always struck me as one of the less cucked hosts. i'm gonna chalk this tweet up as satire

>doesnt get it

im disappoint, stefan

He's always been a good goy. I remember some skit on late night with Christmas carollers where he basically ended up apologizing to the jews for Christmas.

This

>conan
>barely political
lol
dude became extremely lefty when after obama won

Used to watch him all the time, even if it meant missing local news or staying up until 1am. Stopped when he did the Cuba or Armenian episode. Saw that he's done a bunch more.

Oh he's a self absorbed drama queen, but you can't say he isn't clever.

This

ITT: Wishful thinking. He whined about needing more gun control after vegas, and he's always supported the mainstram media narrative. He was an intern for that faggot kike Barney Frank.

>Triumph the Insult comic dog

You would hate him now.

t h i s

I work in IT, and it is mostly run by women. Incredibly, many of the men are adopting women behavior - cattiness, gossip, etc. It's fucking disgusting and I hate every minute of it.

Sounds pretty hot. I'd be down for banging a Founding Mother.

This, I'm ready to upload or go extinct. Stop edging my dick already Google. I want Terminator or bust.

I remember people claiming Simpsons started its downfall when he was brought aboard.

Lel this
Greg gutfeld does the same at fox news

doesn't matter. here are the facts:

>lives in LA
>has to appeal to (((them)))
>is either secretly redpilled or a completely poltical illiterate fool
>has to do Trumpbashing for a living and can't get away with doing something else or they'll get rid of him

Sup Forums liking Conan aoart from political reasons is fine even though his show is still unfunny garbage sometimes. But the anti-white skits they do are not very interesting.

Guaranteed flop.

No, please don't tell me Triumph is still a skit but it's all PC now. Please, God no.

Yep, except Conan is not funny for last couple years, he's sjw-tier cringe.
Norm and Sama al-Hayid r /ourjesters/

Hi Sodium

He's become more political as of recent with his world tour-ish episodes.

Sad. His years on NBC were great, though.

sounds like someone is next to fall

Agree 100%

The guy is very funny, but when these d-bags want to push their political agendas, it is disgusting.

Two cliques would form and nothing would get done because they’re too busy trying to one up each other, giving back handed compliments and getting mad at every perceived slight.

Exactly. It's the kind of thing rapists say.

he was amazing
then he became shit because he got his show taken away and has been crying about it since
a totally broken man

I love coal miners lel

or the one with the male/female survivor experiment.

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raped

Same.
He is the one I held out for the longest, he was also by far the funniest too. I tried ignoring when he first got political, thought it was a phase, cringed real bad. But it kept getting worse around trump election. Now he is the same as the rest can't bear him anymore

Here you go

I've been listening to a lot of Norm over the past two years. He is probably the funniest man alive. Extremely underrated at worst.

This so much. The gossip is what fucking kills me. I need to get out of that place so bad.

>t. triggered Mexican

He's probably gotten more political to try and bring in ratings. His ratings on TBS have never been that good.

But, it makes me wonder why he'd wait so long to turn political. Whatever the case, it leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

Heil Molymeme!
BTW Conan should nuke him for violating the NAP, sorry Führer.

Well that was quick.

This isnt liberal. Its a joke about hollywood trying to cash in on the jew backed femminist agenda thyre pushing by making all female reboots. Nothing to see here goyim.

I agree Norm is one of the GOAT's. Listen to his important comedy bit pokin fun at bill hicks and the like. He had a good interview with Tim Allen too. Don't watch the Silverman or Jim carrey episodes, they can't resist pushing their cringe whether norm asks or not. Someone said "why do you only employ white people, and only white men?" Norm replied "its a comedy, I want it to actually be funny!" Lol

There was some shitty election video he did. I remember Sup Forums found it cringe worthy.

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I'm not Mexican, I'm just visiting so get kek'd fag lmfaoooo

>strong independent woman who don't need no man
>posts article about her company with a picture of herself with her tits almost literally falling out of her top

>America dies in one generation instead of just becoming brazil two: Monkey soup boogaloo

/ourguy/

Ashton Kutcher writing that as he’s dating Mika kunis, a girl most guys would give their left nut to even sleep with once

So what basically still run by Natives?

I wouldn't touch that kike cunt with a rented dick.

Oh, she's a self-centered cunt.

>that reddit spacing
you gotta go back

Is it just me or is it always the pro-woman tweets that get an absurd amount of likes? Do women think if they like something enough they can make it true?

How the fuck is that legal to run a company that explicitly discriminates against hiring men?