Why?

Why?

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It's 2deep4u user, Eva is the deepest and most complex story of our time and no one will ever understand it's themes

Just kidding, it means fucking nothing and is just a random shock factor scene just like the end of the movie

It was a true proof of love

he so fucked up not cuming inside

>10/10 body at the peak of his beauty
>No cameras,no witnesses

Why not?

Because he enjoys masturbating to 14 year old red headed german girls.

Because he's so fucked up

anno showing the masturbatory core of his work, and also the masturbatory nature of the fanbase (especially in their attitude toward the girl characters)

in the cold light of day

Because the tension was building the whole time. Because they both want it but Asuka is too good to ask for it and Shinji is too much of a pussy to ever assume it's okay for him to try. Because he just called out to her, isn't it her fault for not answering? Because he deserves at least this much from her after all this, doesn't he?

Who are you kidding, you're a bigger pussy than he was in this scene. You may not have whipped it out right there but your 14 year old self damn sure would've burned it into your retinas to enjoy that night when you were alone.

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Yeah, he should have just raped Asuka instead. What are they going to do, jail him? While the world is ending?

Because I WILL GET REVENGE ON THOSE PESKY OTAKU FOR THE DEATH THREATS THEY SENT ME! I WILL INDIRECTLY SAY THEY'RE FUCKED-UP FOR MASTURBATING! THIS WILL SURELY TEACH THEM A LESSON! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

No, really, the whole point of it is to indirectly insult the audience by playing off the audience surrogate's feelings and sexual tension towards Asuka. Just Anno being spiteful.

I'd likely beat my meat if tits popped out, too.

it´s revolutionary the idea of show semen in animation, because automatically make "mature", dont a childish anime about fighting giant robots.

looks like it touched a nerve

this scene is legitimately genius btw. one of my favourite movie openers ever. you just know you're in for a fucking ride after that

Why not?

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>looks like it touched a nerve
Not really, no.

It's just a very bad-natured movie. You can feel the anger and contempt Anno put into the whole thing, and at least for me it got kinda grating after a while.

Kinda like 3.3, except while EoE was still a great movie that kept me hooked, that was a 2deep4u snoozefest.

You're just not intelligent enough to understand its complexities.

Fapping feels good.

>looks like it touched a nerve

No he didn´t, nobody even understud that until he said it in a interview.

At the end of the day, the masturbation scene ended up being just mental masturbation for Anno.

Personally I would have shot my load on Asuka's body, then wiped her clean with tissues or something and slid out. Nutting all over your hand when a hottie is half naked two feet away is some serious "why" shit

He was 14 and got to see some boobs.

Since Asuka was unable to help him go through his problems, he reversed to his basic instinct - sex. Best movie desu

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Eva is neither excessively deep nor meaningless. It shoves its themes down your throat with all the subtlety of a fucking freight train. If you actually find it 2deep4u you may be mentally impaired.

Found the newfag

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So he won't get her pregnant.

I don't get how that even happens. Did he like, jerk off with his left hand and bust a nut on to his right for some reason?

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Why am I the only one poitning this out after 30~ replies? Nevermind this thread is completely unoriginal and unfunny?

Shinji's so pathetic that he can't even shoot further than his hand. Nigga needs to work on his kegels.

yes

I guess he finished at the top