Roastie Tropes Thread Post Your Best

-Curvy-
Translation: Fatass

-Sassy-
Translation: Annoying bitchy personality.

-Ambitious-
Translation: Stronk independent wymen who ain't never having kids. Also completely useless around the house. Can't into cooking or cleaning.

-Spontaneous-
Translation: Can't plan ahead, and makes irresponsible decisions. Like getting drunk and pregnant at a party.

-Funny-
Translation: Not funny, but people laugh at her jokes because she has boobs, and they want to fuck her.

-Outgoing-
Translation: Likes to party and fuck chads.

-Goal Oriented-
Translation: See; Ambitious.

-I'm a Nerd-
Translation: I'm an attention whore that scores a few extra attention points by catering to a niche market of thirsty males.

-Love to Laugh-
Translation: I have no personality, and demand to be entertained by men.

-Love to Travel-
Translation: I love spending daddy's money to fuck brown men in other countries.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=zxCE3iDENg0
labiaplastymiami.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Vaginal_Labiaplasty___Current_Practices_and_a.27.pdf
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

To anyone who screams "Virgins!".

You forgot "Free Spirit"

Translation: I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I'll keep you around as long as you're useful and/or have money/resources for me to use up. I will completely leave you whenever the fuck I feel like it but in return, you must be 100% loyal. If you leave first, I will ruin your life on social media; get a restraining order on you; accuse you of sexual assault; get you fired from your job; soil your image in the local community and turn your family on you.

>tropes
you have to go back

"Low Maintenance"

It means boring as fuck. No will to live; no interests; no hobbies; no intellect; no will to engage you in conversation; no gift of rhythm in conversation and no willingness to take a position or show passion for anything.

At first you see that term on their dating profile and get excited that they are not the gossiping type. Then you realize you are basically dating a tree.

I like to travel. Everyone likes to travel. There's only so many adjectives you can actually use to describe yourself, the problem you're having is because you're basically describing the same person using different words for themselves.

>woman
>has no penis
>needs vagisil

I was just sexting a married woman who is a fatass and a slut. I called her as much and she got pissed. During sex she loved being called names. Sluts are so sensitive

>My pussy looked like a pair of pugilistic tenderloins before I had sex

I'm a whore, but my audience has never seen my lately mundane gangbangs

r/incels refugees really running a train on pol lately huh

>My mom and sisters have outties

My whorishness is ancestral and deeply rooted in genetic programming. If I had to choose between a cock and a breathing apparatus in a fire, I'd take the dick and blame betas for the fire

...

lol that hashtag. genius

This hashtag has potential

what if their most significant travelling was with their long term boyfriend

Always liked this meme and thought it could be well applied to toasting roasties and their cucks with regards to all the HPV that coats their bodies.

"Looks are not THAT important - personality also matters!"
=
"Halo effect makes me assume ugly and short people are bad, dangerous and boring while tall and good looking dudes are interesting, active and unique, but I am too much of a dumb roastie to even acknowledge my superficial nature"

...

>I’m not here to hook up

First sign they either lie to you or themselves or anyone who’ll listen with no regards and total ease.

Huge red flag

>All those eager bugmen and soyboys are happily lapping away at the venomous clams that will deliver them a gruesome death.

There's literally nothing wrong with fucking a tree

>when touching a woman is a health hazard

our culture has literally turned one of the most wonderful things in the world, pussy, into a bio weapon

I got to talking with a Roastie on a dating site in a meta sense about the dating scene. She starts sending me screen captures of all her messages. It was hundreds of PUA shit copy and pasted right from the internet.

I had heard that PUAs use dating sites as their proving grounds before moving up to clubs. They just talk shit to whoever will listen.

As a consequence, the roastie whore will say "I'm not on here for a hook-up" to try and dissuade some of those types but yeah, it's a total lie because she would take a quick dick if it was the *right* dick. She just doesn't want to weed through all the Beta PUAs practicing Game. So the entire phrase is meant to be translated as "You have to try harder. I have over-valued myself and want the Chads to come to me." It's total illusion and feelings of grandeur but they continue to do it.

It's also another reason female dating profiles are overvalued. PUAs are practicing game with used up whores over the internet. Literal nothings that don't matter.

r/incel called, they need you back

Daily reminder to purge all thots. Loose Woman will be the first to swing on DoTR.
.
Also daily reminder that Woman hate seeing men have fun and empowering themselves.

Please note the classic cuckold's denial. Having lapped up so much putrid box, the cuck cannot fathom how much time and strained neck muscles they'd have saved if they just chewed on some plutonium.

Sounds like sour grapes to me

Assuming not wanting roasties means you are "involuntary" not getting STDs and losing half your wealth.

This seems like a good thread do dump my okcupid horrors. protip: never go full lolbertarian. You get 80+% percent matches with degenerate commies even if the rest of your stuff is basically telling them to fuck off.

...

We need a roastie-specific DOTR alternative

>Day of the Sizzle
>Day of the Grind

t. sour drapes

(credit owed to prior thread)

...

Bump although mods will probably kill it. Mods here suck

I don't even know what this is.

Day of the Arby's

...

...

Yeah, all the Asheville profiles are like that. It's a city of Lesbians; Leftists and Commies.

Pretty much every profile says "Fuck Trump" along with a big long "I'm tolerant" tirade.

sex doesnt change how it looks, that pic is false and anyone who keeps propagating this myth just shows their lack of education. jfc. there are girls asking their moms for labiaplasty at 12 because they hit puberty and are horrified at natural growth. kys

That's why I'm going to put up a bunch of iotbw stickers there once I get the chance.

Fuck, wrong image.

They hate man because their fathers left them when child

God all fucking mighty. The novels these women write and actually expect guys to read. Women like these ruined dating sites.

...

I watched a pretty good MGTOW video today where they were saying that the education system has been female-centric so long that women have zero empathy for men anymore. You see it in the dating profiles. They are really advertising for a dog; a warm body that will be obedient and have no opinions of their own.

youtube.com/watch?v=zxCE3iDENg0

This profile is 31 years old. She's at the wall but she's blind to it. I've seen the profiles getting softer as they get towards 40. More concessions and more desperation, (aka: I"m so lonely!)

-OP-
Obviously butthurt MGTOW

t. roastie

kek

>I will completely leave you whenever the fuck I feel like it but in return,
>I will completely leave you
This nigga got burned by some cunt! Ahahahhahaha, dude you are supposed to dominate these whores, you are supposed to train em and make them yours, not cow tow to them, they are like children and you spare the fucking rod they were shove it right up yours mate. harden the fuck up.

Do meat flaps appear from many sexual encounters with many partners, or can they appear from regular sex with a single partner. I plow my gfs innie on the reg but I want to keep it that way

Leftists are always into herbal medicine. Why do they mistrust the medical establishment?
Conversely, there's threads like this:
Where a bunch of alt-righters talk shit about people with more education and knowledge than them
They literally spend years trying to figure out how to stop your dad from dying when he gets a STEMI, what's with all the fucking hate?

are you planning to have kids, alpha chad?

>500 one night stands = roastie
>500 times had sex within monogamous relationship = no roastie

Nice logic

It's just a job you don't get paid for mate. I've heard this angle of being "hard". Yeah, discipline and control your woman man! It's really just being verbally threatening all the time. You can't properly beat these bitches because they will sic the State on you. What's left is just constantly threatening to leave them if they pull shit and half of them do leave you and go for the next Beta. You are working against social media; their bitter feminist girlfriend and all the fucked up medication they are taking to appear normal.

Thus enter Pump and Dump and the PUA community. There is no "relationship" with which to control the bitch. You fuck her that night and dump her. Said and done.

The first journal article doesn't exist, the second one doesn't say any of that.

labiaplastymiami.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Vaginal_Labiaplasty___Current_Practices_and_a.27.pdf

Bitter, thot-chasing incels

t. roastie

This is just horseshit. I've seen dirty sluts with nice small lips.

does anyone have the super taco gif comparing to vagina?

>verbally threatening

Nigga, if you gotta be threatening, you are failing. You catch more flies with honey. The most successful people I've ever known can win a room over by merely diffusing across it. They are, it would seem, full of joy and excitement and you want to know more. Its basic psychology. Don't let hormones and our retarded mainstream cultural memes get you down. If you know how to be a friend to anyone, you know how to win over women. Granted, dont be a door mat, but I think you're perception is askew.

what do they mean by "kid at heart"

i see this on OkCupid all the time and its annoying

>not wanting to fuck a tree

Sleep with 10 guys with small dicks who come fast and you're already a dirty slut.

Slutness correlates with violent coitus, but it isn't one and the same.

Hey, cuck, i know its gotta be terrifying to think all that crustacean cunt you worshipped literally threatens your health the same as a very bad, lifelong smoking habit. But that doesn't mean you can get away with doing shitty research. I found both articles on Google Scholar. Are you familiar with search engines?

I fucked around 40 girls and luckily have never encountered a beefy cunt. Either I am lucky as fuck or meaty axtwounds are the exception.

manchild

>t. illiterate

I posted the study. There are plenty of good reasons not to fuck, date or marry whores without resorting to flat out lies. It just makes you look bad and discredits everyone that is opposed to it.

Congratulations, cuck. You've graduated to the bargaining stage of understanding your regretful servitude to disgusting sluts. Meanwhile, the HPV housed in your tonsils has graduated into your lymphnodes, just waiting for the right microRNA to get things started. Maybe Mueller will save you, faggot.

Risk aversion = LOW TESTOSTERONE

MGTOW is for beta genetic dead ends

18 year old virgin here, so are you telling me the more people women have sex with the more out an outtie her vagina is?

And yet you posted with a meme flag, ensuring no one takes you seriously. Your images aren't fit to win over the normies. Have you seen the advertisements that normies bathe their brains in? Do they look like technical manuals for an aircraft engine?

i stretched out my foreskin from fapping too much so yes and i got saggy balls now

>easily disproven lies will work but solid research work.
>he thinks most men won't just fuck a meat curtain anyway.

Exactly, the autistic damage control with endless roastie memes and feminist tier bias towards females just proves how fragile these losers are.

me fighting with these kind of people got my ip banned for life. i messaged okcupid and thats what they told me. gay ass site.

You're going a slightly different direction. Yes, positive attitude wins people over short term. You're talking more about public speaking; politics; job interviews or leading a team at work.

I'm talking about the common roastie whore. Sure, you can bring her under your spell with those techniques for a one night stand but not for the long term. Then the bullshit wave will wear off and she'll present you with the laundry list of demands. When you say "no" then she will reply, "I thought you loved me" (translation: I always get my way).

Women are hypergamous. You have to understand that long term. They are working you over for resources and wealth as well as molding you into an accolade machine. Otherwise they will pout and threaten to remove the pussy. Long term, the women is seeking control because it represents the stability she needs to feel so she can resort back to her natural state, that of a lazy fat pile of steaming shit.

They are like dogs. Yes, you can pat them on the head when they are good but they must be whipped with leather when they are bad. I learned this the hard way. Women are not the equals of men. They are simply machines to make more men. The rights they should have are somewhere between those of dogs and robots.

Let’s just go ahead and shorten this.

>Woman
Worthless piece of garbage unworthy of existence.

No dont listen to these incel fucks, some girls have a big labia some don't end of.

most of human psychology predates language , let alone graphs and statistics. shun that to your detriment

>tfw have trad gf Sup Forums drools over

Highly overrated, do not recommend

New Zealand women are the most promiscuous in the world, we have a low marriage rate, high single mother and STD rate. Now we have a feminist SJW in office.

Pathetic human beings like you are responsible for this. Go infect yourself with Aids, fuck a couple of whores and then castrate yourself so you cant reproduce.

do you agonize over cattle? why do you, an important person merely by being here care about a "common roastie whore"

aim higher man, you deserve better

i'm in mid 20s and have only encountered one

Well, I've only slept with 8 women, but none of them were turbo-whores so I didn't see any beef-curtains. Yet, the labia size did correlate with sexual experience.

If labia size gives even the slightest information of a woman's sexual past, it ought to be considered since sexual morality is so very important for functioning families.

That's not how it works. There's different vaginal shapes and they don't change based on number of dicks gobbled. Porn stars don't all have hamburger patties.

or it proves how fascinating and predictably hilarious the reactions from womyn and their buggy white knights who, honestly, shouldnt be here

just fucking realized that this was my last gf. She never called herself "Low Maintenance", but all those points pretty much match.

...

>Porn stars don't all have hamburger patties.
They fix their noses/lips and bleach their anuses every now and then, certainly have no qualms about vaginoplasties either.

This is ridiculous. Strength doesn't equal abuse.
Strong is good.
Abuse is from personal weakness.

I knew a kiwi girl who without any fucking shame could get a 2 liter coke bottle up her cunt!

Get out of this country you worthless beta loser. You're an embarrassment and you always will be.

>OP
>bitter virgin

Good women exist.

This thread makes me kind of sad.
People can’t be categorized so easily. I wish it could be that simple. But I think most of these tropes might just be based on things seen on the internet. I know girls who don’t fit into any of these or just kind of fit into a few at once in real life.
Like first post implying someone would cry “virgin”.
I’m a girl and I’ve never, not even once, heard/heard of another girl making fun of a guy for being a virgin. That honestly just seems like something out of a movie.
Where do these tropes come from, and what’s the purpose? What is their function?

Good list

Lol I like pretending too look I'm a pirate :DDD

met a girl like this
was nice disliked sex I'm old she's old i thought perfect
have sex and its the loosest vagina i've ever had its like fucking air
later on in the relationship she tells me she use to go to concerts a lot .... then a year later she lets out more about her ex boyfriends from around the world...

>>>>>filename
HAVE MERCY ON MY SIDES DAMMIT

Immature

>I’m a girl and I’ve never, not even once, heard/heard of another girl making fun of a guy for being a virgin
What a wonderful place you must live in