It's your chance to get laid. Say something

It's your chance to get laid. Say something.

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Sup?

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Hey girls~ You guys look good in those bikinis.

fug

ayo gurl u wan sum dik?

>"So, what anime do you girls like?"

ayy baeby u wun sum fug

I put mayo on egg
Mayonegg

Only one thing to say...

PLEASE STICK YOUR TONGUE IN MY BUTT

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs

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My KDA is really good

this one was made by Isao right?

You can say anything or nothing and the one on the right would still fuck you.

Y-you too

snake pls

I'll give yo usome coke if you blow me gettit 'blow' me lol

>sex before marriage

youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

But I am not an old man yet.

>Say something.
Something.

So which one of you has a dick?

Hey babe, don't you wanna feel like princesses tonight?

You can watch the stars with me and your friend, i know you want to

Nothing.
I awkwardly stumble on top of them/straight into their breasts. This is a wedding/harem proposal in anime land.

Hello ladies. The name's Dog. Black Dog.

How much per hour?

The first few posts in this thread were genuinely good.

"just say something use your words"
"just go outside"
"just be yourself"

I hate norms so fucking much

hey girls ;)

>ur gut 2 git layd brah
>are you gay? you must be gay
>you'll find someone one day son, when you least expect it
>oh you say that now but before you know it you'll be chasing girls
my favorite memes

>be cool
>be cool
>be cool
>be cool

Ladies, forgive me for being forthcoming. I have a stable career, 100K+ a year salary, a 3-bedroom house with garage, an old car but can afford a new one. Also I'm currently in the process of upskilling in order to climb the career ladder.

Can you guys hook me up with Ami?

>>oh you say that now but before you know it you'll be chasing girls
Reminds me of the timeless classic
>we all know you like real girls just like everyone else
Gives me a hearty chuckle, it does

'Sup dude?

Do you like anime?

Well they're right. Literally all of the features present in your 2d preferences are modelled after those in 3d girls.

UMMMM... UMMM... YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY. CAN I F-F-FUCK YOU?

Put the titties in the bag.

You two are too skinny. You should eat a little more to improve your figure.

pretending to be a stereotypical dork doesn't make you less of a dork

Mokkori

You babes ever been on a C130? I can get you a 1st class flights.

Is your friend Jupiter around?

Hello there. So, what's your name?

Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed by your blank stare and smile in my direction that you wanted me to talk to you. That's okay though. You're not my type anyway.

This

It's Goatee-kun

>It's your chance to get laid. Say something.

"""Shit. I'm in trouble now."""

There is nothing good that happens to the citizens around the SSS when they appear. It's always some monster, cataclysm, or villain up to now good. So my first actions should be wariness of something nasty going to happen in the next 24 hours to me.

It's no good to try molesting these two girls since everyone that has ever tried is set by Fate to become a canon bad guy with a canon bad end.

僕を見るな

Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Closer.
Let me whisper in your ear.
The words you long to hear.
I'm in love with Usagi.

hh-h-h-h-ey

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sauce?

I wish.

Those curves should have been Minakos canon curves. It would have vastly improved the series.

>It's your chance to get laid.
No it is not.
Those bitches probably just mess with poor guys and steal their money.

>the two best girls
>bitches
Watch it.

"Looks like neither of your is Sailor Jupiter"

I'll be Earth, then you ladies can show me how our planets align.

>not sun
They are all orbiting the sun.

You're a witty little cunt, I'll give you that.

Nice

Then obviously the sun would be Chad, not user.

Yes, but 2D improves where 3D is lacking and does away with what 3D does wrong. 3D is at best passable for my tastes, where 2D is always flawless and in many cases perfect. I simply have no reason to go back to 3D.
>inb4 he actually believes this haha what a loser sour grapes amirite

I'm saving myself for marriage whores

>implying they weren't told by their pimp to lure you into dark alley where you will be mugged of your money and anal virginity

2d will never react to you in real time, nor does it have any kind of physical feedback