North Koreans soldiers no longer respect Kim after Trump called him a fat manlet and are defecting
>A North Korean soldier bleeding from a bullet wound defected through the Joint Security Area (JSA) in the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) on Monday, the Joint Chiefs of Staff said.
>North Korean forces shot him during his escape, and he was taken to a hospital.
yeah would make sense to get spy's into SK. I know they spot the ones sent in really easy because they have no fucking clue how to conduct themselves outside of NK
Jayden White
>North Koreans soldiers no longer respect Kim after Trump called him a fat manlet and are defecting yes sure
Christopher James
>The soldier was quoted as saying "After the tweet I started thinking, you know maybe great and glorious leader could spare to lose a few pounds. From their it wasn't a huge leap to questioning if this whole Stalinist hermit state thing is really such a great idea."
Owen Adams
That fucker again. First with Otto now this.
Evan Long
>no longer respect Kim after Trump called him a fat manlet and are defecting the spell is broken. so glad NK has unfettered access to twitter
Kevin Diaz
Depends on where he was shot and what with.
A pistol round to the shoulder would have me asking a lot of questions, whereas a rifle round to the gut would be too risky to do intentionally.
Jaxon Cox
no you fucking idiot. he admitted he didnt read shit. he and YOU are whats ruining Sup Forums
Andrew Wood
wasnt otto jewish? and mossad?
Jose Bailey
Mossad isn't in NK because it has nothing to do with Greater Israel
Juan Lee
I think they keep an eye on every single nork defector. The Norks are plenty horrifying with how you know 3 generations of your family will suffer for your crime but you'll still do it.
I hope I am alive for 20 or so years of post-north korea because the historiography will be fascinating.
James Evans
Fucking kill yourself, nigger. The fucking picture says, NORTH KOREAN FORCES SHOT HIM DURING HIS ESCAPE, AND HE WAS TAKEN TO A HOSPITAL.
Cooper Brooks
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Colton Cruz
holy fucking shit
Samuel Green
Isn't the DMZ a giant minefield with a single road linking the two Koreas? How did he make it?
Sebastian Smith
>I know they spot the ones sent in really easy because they have no fucking clue how to conduct themselves outside of NK
So what you're saying is... norks are autistic manchildren and NK is their containment board?
Jaxson Hall
>demilitarized >minefield no...no it's not. There are plenty of minefields on both sides, but the DMZ itself is not a minefield
Zachary James
the ultimate shitposter
Parker Martinez
He who?
Isaac Howard
allegedly nigger. in the movie Joint Security Area from the same filmmaker of Oldboy, it was the SORK who did it. This is just a lazy cia psyop they stole from an obscure South Korean horror film.
John Hall
THE NORK
>something similar happened in a movie I saw this one time
Brody Jenkins
All bullet wounds are risky. You piece of shit, you could splinter a piece of bone and penetrate an artery, real life isn’t some hollywood “just shoot me in the leg/shoulder homie” so it looks real.