BREAKING: NORTH KOREAN SOLDIER DEFECTS

North Koreans soldiers no longer respect Kim after Trump called him a fat manlet and are defecting

>A North Korean soldier bleeding from a bullet wound defected through the Joint Security Area (JSA) in the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) on Monday, the Joint Chiefs of Staff said.

>North Korean forces shot him during his escape, and he was taken to a hospital.

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looks like more zio propaganda to me

Ha, that'd be great if Trump's bully tweet ended the dictatorship. Literally world class bullying.

Welcome to the free world (blam blam blam)

who shot him?

>North Korean forces shot him during his escape, and he was taken to a hospital.

He meant the person, dumbass. Obviously he can read the fucking picture. Idiots like you are ruining Sup Forums.

His handlers, it really sells the defector angle for a Nork on a disinfo mission. I'd keep it an eye on this Nork if I was the government.

suprise, suprise
[spoiler]its fucking nothing[spoiler]

give us names

yeah I don't read shit before I post sometimes

North Korean Soldier #1431

yeah would make sense to get spy's into SK. I know they spot the ones sent in really easy because they have no fucking clue how to conduct themselves outside of NK

>North Koreans soldiers no longer respect Kim after Trump called him a fat manlet and are defecting
yes sure

>The soldier was quoted as saying "After the tweet I started thinking, you know maybe great and glorious leader could spare to lose a few pounds. From their it wasn't a huge leap to questioning if this whole Stalinist hermit state thing is really such a great idea."

That fucker again. First with Otto now this.

>no longer respect Kim after Trump called him a fat manlet and are defecting
the spell is broken. so glad NK has unfettered access to twitter

Depends on where he was shot and what with.

A pistol round to the shoulder would have me asking a lot of questions, whereas a rifle round to the gut would be too risky to do intentionally.

no you fucking idiot.
he admitted he didnt read shit.
he and YOU are whats ruining Sup Forums

wasnt otto jewish? and mossad?

Mossad isn't in NK because it has nothing to do with Greater Israel

I think they keep an eye on every single nork defector. The Norks are plenty horrifying with how you know 3 generations of your family will suffer for your crime but you'll still do it.

I hope I am alive for 20 or so years of post-north korea because the historiography will be fascinating.

Fucking kill yourself, nigger. The fucking picture says, NORTH KOREAN FORCES SHOT HIM DURING HIS ESCAPE, AND HE WAS TAKEN TO A HOSPITAL.

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holy fucking shit

Isn't the DMZ a giant minefield with a single road linking the two Koreas?
How did he make it?

>I know they spot the ones sent in really easy because they have no fucking clue how to conduct themselves outside of NK

So what you're saying is... norks are autistic manchildren and NK is their containment board?

>demilitarized
>minefield
no...no it's not. There are plenty of minefields on both sides, but the DMZ itself is not a minefield

the ultimate shitposter

He who?

allegedly nigger. in the movie Joint Security Area from the same filmmaker of Oldboy, it was the SORK who did it. This is just a lazy cia psyop they stole from an obscure South Korean horror film.

THE NORK

>something similar happened in a movie I saw this one time

All bullet wounds are risky. You piece of shit, you could splinter a piece of bone and penetrate an artery, real life isn’t some hollywood “just shoot me in the leg/shoulder homie” so it looks real.

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