My parents are overseas

>My parents are overseas

My parents are over the ocean,
My parents are over the sea,
Oh bring me my shonen adventure.
Oh bring all the cute lolis to me!

KISAMA

My parents still gone,
And I'm smelling some drama,
Where can I look for advice?
To get rid of Mari Okada!

>omurice get translated as omlette

Reminder Kabaneri was the legitimate AotS.

>オムライス romanized as omurice

...

>my parents are kabaneri

>The school idol likes me so the entire school hates me now.

>my parents are KISAMA

>parents are dead
>lives with grandparent(s) who are literal saints

>my parents are kabaneri
Season 2 material right there.

>MC got a harem because he's nice

>didn't actually fill Mumei's belly

Step up your fucking game up, Ikoma.

>parents are overseas
>middle school grader alone or with little sister alone at home
>for several years
>school doesn't give a shit
Fuck, how I hate this trope.
Why is it so difficult for mangaka to write parents, that they have to fall back for such retarded solution. Especially if it's SOL.

>i'm one quarter japanese but have long blonde hair and a huge nose

KISAMA! Are your parents dead or overseas?!

>that foreign parent/grandparent? A woman of course, can't even imply foreign seed tainting our Yamato nadeshikos

>anyway, her family name was MACDOUGAL

But user, you just miss out on big blonde MILF tiddies if you don't do that.

>every single girl in my world wants my dick, but I won't give it to anyone. not even my cute loli imouto.

What are they doing overseas?

Running from their debts.

because in ecchi shit shows, you could not have parents if the sluts are moaning all day.

How many Greek families could there possibly be in Japan?

What part of overseas don't you understand?

>Japan isn't debt ridden
Very funny.

My mom's working late tonight, so come over!

>How many Greek families could there possibly be in Japan?
At least one.

Couldn't one fix it by going
>I moved to the city to study on ______ High School/University?
Reduce the parents to phone calls.