Should I take this job?

Teaching English in Japan. Is it worth it?

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Engrish.

the yakuzumi will gas you in the subway. kek

Yea it's fun. It's not a career. Enjoy it for a year or 2 at most. Eat everything, pick up college girls, try to learn Japanese, make friends at the local gaijin bar.

got any stories?

English teachers were the cringiest people whom I've met in Japanese hostels.

Teach it to which demographic ?
Preschool ? High school ? Uni ?

Deepends.

do you know japanese?
Japanese is very difficult to learn.
>college girls
Not only are united statians obsessed with fornication,they like old hags,too.

I have two coworkers who did if, both of them have Japanese wives now.

I was informed that it is heavily frowned upon to lay jap pussy, by a teacher in Japan, at least the students

Well there's your answer. I want a qt submissive yellow wife

Linguistics in general is easy for me to pick up, I spoke 3 languages by 2 years old, mother is a ployglot, etc.

BURN THE RICE
PAY THE PRICE
thats not remarkable.
2 year olds know few words.

depends. A friend of mine does it, and he quite enjoys it.
Also claims that many of the japanese women, both older and younger - he teaches courses in some kind of seminar-like environment where people of all ages can sign up to join in - really like him and more than a few hit on him.

if that is your thing, then I guess you've got a good thing going there.

To be fully fluent in 3 languages at that age? I think it's a little precocious

What's the company?
JET program? NOVA/Aeon/Geos? Berlitz? Local ALT direct hire? University? Little kids' lessons? Why are you asking on Sup Forums? Sage?

But I want real 1488

Just wanted to see if any niggers on here had a good time or shit time, you chinks have a very strong culture, and I want to see if it's worth it to go there

>fluent
2 year olds aren't fluent in anything, they barely know how to read a simple text.
You're not a special snowfloke ,sorry Smith Jr Senior

Kike jelly belly

If you're in your 20's it can be a fun year or couple of years. you definitely will have a different perspective on things afterwards. But it depends on if you get a tightass school or a decent one, and where you end up. Sadly the availability of smartphones with GPS and dictionaries has taken a lot of the adventure out of it.
if you are chill about it and roll with the punches you can have a good time, try to avoid the major national chains and go for a local school, that's my advice anyway

According to this guy, it can be a nightmare. youtu.be/P7Z2O9Nwt6c

24 year old Chad

Is your friend from an Anglo country? I was under the impression that they only allowed Native english speakers to teach

incidentally if you are after some easy pussy let me just point out that your fellow female english teachers will be young and sexually frustrated and white and so you might want to fuck all your white female coworkers instead of trying to fuck your students, especially if you are teaching elementary school kids

my friend is Lithuanian, so make of that what you will.

Thank you very much watching it now

very odd

We westerners aren't really into fucking elementary school kids, don't worry.
Legal loli ftw

Why are Japs always thinking about having sex with school girls?

If you really are a Chad, why not. Just remember that the job itself is about selling your image and being a phony, make your customers happy and make your boss happy and nobody cares if they don't learn any English.

It's fun. I wasn't a teacher there, but I helped brazilian kids that just arrived in Japan to understand the classes. I became friends with most of them and I had a lot of free time.
I didn't need the money I was getting, but it was good because I could buy a bunch of vidya. I ended up selling almost all the vidya after coming back because I didn't wanna remove consoles from the Japanese retro scene and be a baka gaijin who helps ruin it and drive up prices.

I'm coming back, so wait for me you archipelago chinks.

Go for it.
I got so much slanted puss over there it wasn't even funny. I thought it was just a meme that Japanese girls like tall white dudes but I'd literally just walk through harajuku, see a lone looking chick and flat out say

>おぉ、かわいいじゃん!根ちゃん、お酒を飲むよ

which is literally just "Oh shit, a cutie! Let's get shitfaced."

Literally every time aside from 2 instances, they would respond positively. Often flustered, often shy, often asking if you're joking but with a smile on to show they're interested even if they try to act like they aren't.

Some.of them were obviously high schoolers but I could give zero fucks. Or, actually, I guess I gave them a lot of fucks, but it was nice. Japan is the only place I've ever had a threesome before, and that was from me literally trying my luck and going for a pair of lolitas who looked bored and chatting them up about the fashion. Have you ever gotten a rimjob while getting deep throated, user? You'll cum in seconds. What's better is getting your flacid cock sucked and toyed with until you're ready for another round.

See now if you didn't both have autism you would 1.) realize that this part of the comment was a joke, and 2.) realize that the fact that I am giving him advice about being an Engrish teacher makes it unlikely that I am a Japanese

I was joking too user, don't worry.
Don't offend autists, they're better than me.

t. murican virgin who thought he'd get some puss after going to japan

tell me im wrong, i dare u

Are there still new Brazilian kids coming over? Didn't Lehman Shock fuck up the whole dekasegi market?

did you use more Japanese after the fact, or were they attempting Engrish with you?

Your country is where I am storing all my money, and building my second bunker in preparation for the race war

You can get Japanese puss but in retrospect there was a lot of white puss I could have smashed with minimal effort and that makes me sad

Better question for /jp/?

But might as well, it’ll be an interesting experience.

Oh nice man, they respond better to game over there because of less feminism I heard.

It was pretty easy to get 3 huh? This desu is deal-breaker

Buncha families quit after '08 and brazilian immigration kinda stopped for a while, but those families are coming back now and new ones are coming in too. Japan is a popular place for brazilians because the government treats them well and the Japanese don't seem to hate them.

Back then our economy was a lot better than Japan's, in the way we handled the crisis, but things have reversed now.

I'm a hafu, so I always planned to go live there, I'm just waiting for the right time, gotta finish college first.

>it was real in my mind

I got arrested when I was 18 for theft and have a misdemeanor on my record so am basically disqualified from teaching in Japan as a result. When I found this out I wanted to kill myself. I'm 29 and doing well for myself, making 6 figures etc, but I still look back and yearn for just a year abroad teaching and it makes me so sad sometimes.
>inb4 kys
I am aware I was a nigger.

If you get married in Japan it will be matrilineally. SHE will be head of the family.

stay home Amerinigger

you could still travel there for vacations and the like.

The Brazilian guys I met here have generally been pretty cool, but for some reason your middle-aged women are absolutely horrible and I hate them, no offense

why do you have to tell these fibs? Is it a character problem?

>it was real in my mind

Don't even tell me about it, most of them are ugly cat ladies. Hate them too.
The decent ones are already married.
There is no way in hell I'm marrying a Brazilian woman, and there's no way in hell I want my kids to grow up here.

I've grown fond of Brazil, but I want the best for them and I want to have someone who thinks the way I think.

NO
do a fucking google search you idiot

It's pretty difficult to do in Japan since you and a million other westerners are competing. You can have a bachelor's degree in virtually anything but you'd most likely be teaching very young children. You have to have an English/teaching degree to even be considered for teaching at a college or even their form of high school. It's one of those things you do for a year or two for the experience. I would do it, but I got a DWAI back when i was like 19 and the japs are very strict about any record (and rightfully so) before working there. It's incredibly easy to go teach English in China but the quality of life would be shittier. They tend to send you to a southern (2nd or 3rd tier) city where most people cruise around on mopeds and eat at crowded street food areas and you'll see kids taking leaks eveywhere.

My uncle worked 12 years in japan and came back with 2 hapa children and a wife.
He said working was the worst part, specially when he was the 2nd manager of some company, he used to work like 12 hours a day.
Don't know about english teachers, but life there seems a bit ... dim.

Probably

yes so when Arya rises all authentic national socialists can understand each other and coordinate together

Are you retarded or something!

Only acceptable reason for taking an English teaching job anywhere is that you like teaching English. Naming a location means you have ulterior motives. So no you should not teach English in Japan, because you're motives are impure.

I lived in Japan in the early 2000s, it's not that hard to learn

mixture of both

News flash. Brazilian men are fucking mama's boys. Decent Brazilian women (like me) want nothing to do with your childish asses.
The old ladies are miserable cause they married you ugly mother fuckers. Brazilian men are fucking ugly inside and out.

only if youre good looking.

Post feet and ass.

are you referring to Brazilian men in general or men from favelas that love to post executions online lol

ya sure. enjoy having no worker's rights and being treated like a nigger. japs do not like foreigners.

it allows you to be a professional tourist. I've done it before.

If you enjoy flat, frying pan arses go for it. Other than that you're just a fucking weeb, lonely in Nippon 教員

Even the monkeys that routinely chainsaw rival criminals still love their mommas

Show orangutan tiddy, Lupe.

Yes I speak 8 languages I'm extremely retarded

What if it’s the best way to get abroad and earn money whilst doing so instead of wageslaving your entire life in the town you were born in?

Of course my motives are impure, are you a faggot?

I am very handsome. I've slayed top tier pussy, NYC thank you

China's better place to teach English.

Pistolou.
I'm not Brazilian, and I was talking about middle aged women. Not all of them are bad, I mean, there are beautiful model and actresses and my doctors are hot, but have you never looked that the stereotypical middle aged single woman? They don't give a shit about themselves and think makeup will do miracles.

Also,
>ugly because married
So they shouldn't marry and should keep promiscuous? You're one of those sluts aren't you?
I'm glad I have the chance to leave this place. I don't know what my grandfather was thinking when he married a Brazilian, you're all crazy.

This is what I've heard. But, I get laid all the time, so I am almost always calm; can I just omega my way through beta chink males, and slay the jap pus?

at*
By not Brazilian I mean my blood is 50% something else, and I'm not a shitskin like the average mixed latino, also wasn't born here at all. I'm only on this hellhole because I am forced to be here.

This guy is a creep and a crybaby, anything he does he will dislike.

Dont teach in Korea. Im learning from my mistake now. Old Koreans are the worlds rudest mother fuckers around. Ive fucked around on tinder here, but the woman are all feminist. No one special to bring home to mama. Just one night stands, alcohol and sadness/loneliness. Atleast in Japan people are nice, but in Korea everyone just fucking hates eachother. Very arrogant and self centered culture here. Did I forget to mention the men are habitual smokers/drinkers? Its ridiculous. Fuck I wish I chose to work anywhere else than here. Just 3 more months....

Why 3 more months?
I’m going out to china to teach after the current semester ends cause fuck it I want to get out of the place I’ve lived all my life for a while instead of just rotting here like every other normie, but if I hate it that much I’ve got plenty of savings so I’ll just buy a plane ticket and bail.

If you want to be viewed as gutter trash subhuman filth by the Nips go ahead

He does not know beforehand if his "joke" will be funny, but if he suspects there is a chance, he will make the joke.

Even if the joke fails, he may have a good comeback afterwards.

Like Wayne Gretsky quote, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Same concept. He plays the longshots, it doesn't have to pay off every time, small victory once in a while is enough to justify many failed attempts.

Im just trying to save more money before I go back home to the states. Got a job lined up.

Though luck amerifats, for me It's not racemixing :)

Is it worth it just to get out your home town or is the world the same shit wherever you are?

I already have, but getting paid to be there for a year and having free housing is a lot different than paying to be there for 15 days.

>it was real in my mind

The guy at the deli across the street from where I live is South Korean. Nasty piece of shit. I pretended to be his friend, he got so happy he quit smoking, then I was a dick to him, and he picked up the habit again. Chinks have no manners, they must learn.

Hell yeah, jump on that shit. I've heard east-asian seafood is awesome. Beer, too.

Can I just ignore that, since I am Chad, and probably will tower over the nips, and just take their womenzz?

>it was real in my mind

I'm planning to return to Japan next year to teach English. I've helped a few people here in the states with their English and it was pretty fun. But one of my biggest reasons is the fact that they are sending total fucking freaks to represent America. For every normal person that doesn't apply, someone like pic related will. I like Japan and I really hate seeing these shits working with their kids

>Have you ever gotten a rimjob while getting deep throated
how did you make this happen?

kind of a dream job

>whitu piggu go home

>tfw failed my JET interview that had two white-male-hating cat ladies
>then go unemployed until getting teaching certification to live my dream of going to Japan
America literally cucks itself. It and the white race deserve no sympathy.

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