I'm glad Mrs. Goldstein put you in our group, user!

>I'm glad Mrs. Goldstein put you in our group, user!
>We hear you know a lot about history. Our WWII research report is gonna be great!
What do you do?

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TURN TO CHRIST YOU DEGENERATE THOTS DEUS VULT

*unzips benis*

Let me tell you about gypsies

who the fuck are these women?

do zero work
let the one try hard girl do everything
smoke weed with the girl with pink hair

>"want to see my louis ck impression"?

whenever i was in this situation i'd just say fuck it and do all the work on my own. they'd never protest it and i'd just tell them to do the majority of the presenting.

teachers and professors make group work easier anyway, didn't care about the workload if it meant getting a good grade and not having women interfere.

Gas the thots

You have to go back.
all fields

>tfw normies don’t know what you’re saying.
>tfw benis was drawn onto penis
>tfw people save that image unknowingly or knowing that it’s anons penis. Lulz for days.

Can’t wait for the book.

Does this really happen in college courses?

I'll give a special version of the holocaust darling

Hitler did nothing wrong

thanks Frauleins! I'm looking forward to working with you as well.
I suggest that we do a report on the jewish question in which we explain why everything the SS did was morally justified

>What do you do?
I report this thread, if you want to talk about your sexual fantasies go to Sup Forums

yes
t.history student

I hate Mrs. Goldstein, she always (insightful joke); my father was in Auschwitz joke; girls, we should get a drink after or hit a club; oh, I've taken a similar class to this before and got (best marks) if anyone needs help with the material we can meet up on the weekend.

Y-you too
>stomach growls loudly from holding in a fart
>look at one of them in the eyes to see if they heard
>she stares back
>get erection and excuse myself from the room
>fall down on penis and let out a big trumpet fart
>shart pants and turn around to make a joke that I’m ok and it’s cool
>tell them history is a mystery!
>laugh at a failed joke and go to door dropping donuts I was saving from breakfast
>make it home throw clothes in wash and take shower
>call up dad but he still doesn’t answer
>hear mom having sex in the next room with another guy
>eat a burrito bowl and cry myself to sleep
>wake up the next day and go to school
>whole classroom is laughing and calling me dunkin doughbutts

You have to be 18+ and white to post here

Hi Kitty, why are you posting here?

I'm already two times 18. If I were anything but white, I'm sure I'd have enough gibs for a full ride and not have to pay nearly $10k annually for community college.

I lost it

>stomach growls loudly from holding in a fart

Fuck, that alone hits far too close home

that's some heavy chronicles user

I fuck the one with pink hair, marry the brunette in the grey sleeveless top, and sell the remaining three to the chicken ranch outside a Korean army base.

I'd do what I've done my entire life, pretend I'm dumb and have them make the report for me.

Trying to argue with them would not only lead to your frustration due to their lack of logic, but also to them hating you when they realize they can't out argue you.

When did education become all about 'group work' instead of individual assessment anyway?

Is that why millenials are so useless?

SUCK. MY. COOOOOCCCCKKKKKK.

Man tho this pic reminded me of this youtube.com/watch?v=Wk42sou6tOY

>>look at one of them in the eyes to see if they heard
literaly happened to me in uni when I was between two qt.
I won't even call this moment cringy in consideration of all the dump shit I did

Genuinely made me laugh cause this is believable with all the autism here

pink hair fuck off and kill yourself, dopey looking girl next to her make me a fucking sandwich, tiara on your knees suck my cock, other two strip off and fight to the death while I watch

All the fucking time. I go to an "Urban" college and every time we get placed into groups I'm lucky if there's a single other non-mouthbreather. I suspect it's a plot to get more niggers passing grades because they know that the whites will do all the work.

Please go post this kind of shit on /leftypol/ literally just spewing shit from the MSM.

>nigger meme
>normie meme
>Cockistani flag
Yeah, no, fuck off.

>n-no problem
>s-so f-first...uh...AUSCHWITZ WASNT A DEATH CAMP
>spaghetti begins falling from my pockets
>try to make it look deliberate
>begin flinging spaghetti across the room
>hits one girl in the eye
>one girl tries to tell me to calm down
>the rest just look on in horror
>begin to sob uncontrollably
>"please user, Mr Goldstein will-"
>GOLDSTEIN IS A FILTHY KIKE
>I'm still flinging spaghetti between sobs
>the girls begin leaving the room
>immediately stop crying
>put the remaining spaghetti back in my pockets
>dumb roasties aren't stealing my wizard powers today

It's literally the oldest meme ever

I’m in a course atm that is 80% women.
If you’re in a group project all you have to do is Take Charge & they’ll mostly follow suit. Might be a few complaints here or there but that’s to be expected.

God damn shlomo, only thing I like about you people is your humour.

I wouldn't be in that situation because paying for Uncle Collegestein's Processed Kikery™ is a stupid idea.

>You ladies mind?

THE GAS CHAMBER DOORS IN AUCHWITZ WEREN'T AIR TIGHT!

...

Start fapping in front of them.

Let me tell you about the jews

"POLAND WAS KILLING ETHNIC GERMANS AND SHIIIEETTTT. MY NIGGA ADOLF JUST WANTED REUNITE ALL GERMANS UNDER A SINGLE REICH. YA GURLZ WANNA WATCH THE GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD?"

>h-hey hehe
>begin work like a good goy
>write about the atrocities like a good goy
>send them good goy links but also a few conflicting ones
>see which one of them is the most disgruntled about doing the paper the next day
>make her my main bitch after talking to her a bit
>make her talk to her friend in the group which will continue the cycle
>hopefully my propagandaworm.exe has worked and spread
>even Stacy has questions regarding the truth
>we set up an SS base in the arts&crafts room next to the gym bathroom and only accept women into our ranks
>Chad gets gassed by an order coming from Stacy
>schoolbell rings, wake up alone, the girls have switched tables
>You snore, user!

First sage, then hide my powerlevel, flirt and fuck the most insecure one, give her a good fuck and expect she talks with the other girls about it and try to fuck another. Girls do that. Then, comes the redpill.

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kek

Let me tell you about Mrs. Goldsteijn

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Is this the life of an american college student?

red pill them on the holocaust by actually researching the topic and then feigning shock and horror and tears when you find out it's not real
bonus: [spoiler]claim you're a kike[/spoiler]

Let me tell you about the jews

>Fuck/Kill/Rape/Marry
>marry pink
>fuck brunette on right
>rape girl next to pink
>kill girl next to brunette

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user, your scenario is seriously flawed. It's implying that women that age actually want to work together to compose a decent, factual report. If you're the only male in the group, you'll be the one doing everything. Since that would be the most likely case, then the smart move is to humor their retarded musings and just write what you want.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

huuurr duuur my mother survived bergen-belsen, auswitch and birkenau. now i will make norway in to sweden