Infowars Health Products

Are InfoWars health products legitimate? Are these websites bullshit?:

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/vv7zza/infowars-life

arstechnica.com/science/2017/08/alex-jones-infowars-supplements-are-overpriced-mundane-vitamins-watered-down/

labdoor.com/article/labdoor-special-report-we-tested-the-infowars-supplements

buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/we-sent-alex-jones-infowars-supplements-to-a-lab-heres?utm_term=.cqqpkJ6pa#.cs5lMjAlo

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ceh.org/news-events/press-releases/content/sperm-damaging-lead-alex-jones-supplements/
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Just buy the god damn filters.

Yeah that last link you posted from Buzzfeed, they tested a product of his the B12 I believe, and said it was overpriced, but gave a stellar review to some other B12. Turns out Jones white labels the same B12 they gave awesome reviews too. I’ve used several of his products, and have used supplements for years. They are on the high end imho. The Tribulus products are pretty fucking good.

where's the evidence he whitelabels them?

I just chugged two bottles of super male vitality and now I have a raging erection

They're the same as most health supplement, useful if your diet is shit.

No better or worse than any other really, probably a bit over priced but that's the entire "health foods" market.

Survival shield has the nascent iodine your body needs to decalcify your pineal gland. This is absolutely essential for higher cognitive brain function.

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just buy the ingredients solo

>ceh.org/news-events/press-releases/content/sperm-damaging-lead-alex-jones-supplements/

Congratulations, you're now infertile. Alex Jones's supplements will cause damage to your sperm.

>In fact, excessive iodine can cause serious health problems - from nausea and vomiting to thyroid cancer and coma.

Super Male Vitality changed my fucking life.

I stumbled upon some InfoWars videos during the lowest point in my beta NEET life. I was 22, addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I ordered Super Male Vitality to see if, perhaps, my T-levels were lacking. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed

FACT If you don't get InfoWars brand selenium you're gonna DIE
WE have the douments to prove it
The third party scientists AGREE
INFOWARS is necessary for your very survival
be afraid

>reddit spacing

This-is-false-nearly-everything-has-trace-lead-when-its-a-plant-product

I-own-many-of-his-products-and-i-get-positive-results

You have to be pretty stupid to drink excessive iodine. Sure if you drank the whole bottle at once. If used as suggested its impossible to have excess.

Most people are cutting out idolized salt now-a days. Iodine deficiency is no joke and the vast amount of Americans have no idea what it is.

Russian meds are superior

your better off being actually healthy, going outside and shit, but we all know your not gonna do that

why the hyphens

Sage because I'm not promoting Alex Jones bullshit. Yes, they are bullshit.

I have a bottle but I stopped taking it because things started to get weird after a week, also I heard you need selenium and that it will leech mercury from your amalgam fillings into your brain

Things got weird? Explain user

My dreams started getting weirder and more vivid, but I also became a lot more aggressive and my thumbs started getting twitchy, when I got off I became really cold and weak for a few days now im 2scare to continue

How do you know you're low on iodine?
I'm thinking of trying his survival shield product

the dreams are likely from detoxing but the rest of that shit sounds weird as fuck

Hi, Alex! Huge fan of yours!

Please don't tell me you actually fall for this bullshit

yes, good products. I tried the prostagard. Don't laugh 1) it works and 2) you'll need it someday.

Dont like it dont buy it. If you want to support the show but dont want to buy products just send a paypal donation. Or you can watch for free. Its better than CNN or ESPN which takes a part of your cable bill whether you watch it or not.

if you have a steady diet go get some blood work done.

No, the dude has been running that scam for years. Doesn't believe a word of the shit he himself published

Labdoor said nothing was fishy about the products.

> Are InfoWars health products legitimate?
Some of them for sure.

>subhuman leaf's body can't digest pills made for men

>jewish controlled opposition sells poison to whites

The story old as time.... Classic.