Now masturbation in jail is crime?

Now masturbation in jail is crime?

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It's the nignogs. Having spent 90 days behind bars I am a witness to the chronic and constant jerking off nigs do in jail. It's nonstop.
Waiting for food...jacking off.
Showering...jacking off.
Standing at their cell doors jacking off.
It's nonstop out in the open. If you go to jail you will see at least one nigger a day jacking off in the open. Nonstop I tell you.

this. the type that end up in jail are impuslive animals. I see them on the subway too. A women with a rack on display walks on and a black dude is wanking it in his shorts like an animal.

what prison did you go to?

Yes everything is illegal now.

>dox urself pls so we can say the "alt right" is criminal
nuh

They're suing the sheriff, not the inmates. Their allegations are that he hasn't done enough to "protect them" from seeing this kind of thing on a daily basis.

I thought you were expected to deal with this kind of thing on a daily basis as a cop.

What else to do in jail? Masturbating is the best way how to kill time.

>female officers

it always have been, you're not allowed to jerk it in jail

It's NoFap November, remember?

That doesn’t seem right, what are you just supposed to have wet dreams like a child

Not really true, the only times they will bust you for this is during normal count times or if you are going out of your way to make sure people see you

>activities in jail are now illigal
My head hurts

Transfer all the female COs to a women's prison and all the male COs to a men's prison. Which is the way it should be. Problem solved.

Are female prisoners allowed to rub one and make improvised penile artifacts?

"Female Sheriff" Nuff said.

What else is there to do in jail? I heard this one kiddie diddler would do it 16 times a day

What kind of dumb broad gets a job in an all male prison and expects everything to be kosher? Its fucking rapists, pedophiles and murderers living in isolation with other men.

Isn't it their job to stop the inmates doing something they think is against the prison rules?

Time to lock those niggers balls up in a chastity device.

>female COs to a women's prison
>female COs too incompetent to do their job
>female inmates too incompetent to try a jailbreak anyway

>stop hiring women
Problem solved lawsuits avoided.

use my ass with which to fap instead

I'm 25 and still have wet dreams

Sometimes I have them even though I had sex just hours before going to bed

Why am I cursed? Would circumcision stop this?

They'll sue if you don't hire them

>Would circumcision stop this?

Do you usually dream of countless sheckels?

>They're suing the sheriff, not the inmates.

Maybe...

i have a theory that only heteros get wet dreams. lilith is attracted only to you guys. not to me. and fallen angels like only long hair and females. again. nothing to do with me. dont get cut. are you reading this and are cut? restore yourselves

Jail is where we put criminals.
It's extended Time-Out that's all, or at least the principle of it.
Shut the fuck up and sit still, if you must move and exercise do so in a designated area and not too creatively. You don't have the right to creative expression motherfucker, you sit still and shut the fuck up.

Wet dreams are caused by the natural friction of your penis/vagina against the bed.

There's no natural casual prostate stimulation.

This. It's merely just an occupational hazard as Obama would've said.

they can write you up if they catch you

Remember white bois, they really want ur respect n sheit so none of that wolf whistling or cat calling or anything else disrespectful

>i have a theory that only heteros get wet dreams
I'm bisexual, though.

Does that mean I should put something uncomfortable on my crotch when I sleep to avoid wet dreams?

>female sheriffs
i think i found the real crypto-problem

It's also illegal to masturbate in public, yet the law is unenforced.

ayyy dis boi gets it
i bet they din even do nuffin to get in there beside bein black, shieeet racist whitebois always tryina keep the black man down n shieeet, remember we used to be kings n queens n shieeet

Dishwasher safe ??
Don't put it in with the spoons. Geezuz

lol

i once went to Saskatchewan Federal Penitentiary
if you can dox me ill suck ur dick faggot

NO . But a full time job would

forgot to change shitpost flag

ill blow you anyways. youre not actually black are you

good news! lol. are you circumjewed?

every person ive ever met in my family is white and lived in canada, but im probably not white according to (((Sup Forums)))

no

CANT A GUY JACK IN PEACE??? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK?!?!?!?!

based. put it this way. even though you dont have any. if one molecule of your musk entered me i'd remember it for a lifetime. hope you will have enjoyed it. im sure you might. you based bisexual

Well memed

im confusing some leaves in here. anyways. win some lose some. maybe youre like me. maybe youre straight. i dont even care

>They'll sue if you don't hire them
There are womens prisons they can do the same job at. For safety reasons alone, women should not be working in a mens prison. I No more lawsuits.

>I'm bisexual, though.
No such thing faggot.

this sounds like something louis "excuse me i whip this out" ck could solve.

bisexuality is the baseline. it's universal. youre either that. or gay. there are no straight people

Anything a man does is a crime. Men have no rights.

It'd be hot if it were white dudes.

Women shouldn’t be whores though.

id consider myself straight, however never been very interested in sex with either gender.
id rather jerk off and then hang out with friends

>work at a place full of criminals
>criminals have little to no interaction with women most of the time
>nog sees woman for the first time in weeks
>starts fapping uncontrollably

I saw a documentary about some prison (I think in D.C. or something) and sure enough, a nog was hiding at the back of his cell, fapping away while the film crew and a female guard walked by. I think some of the women from that prison eventually got fired, because they were caught fucking some of the inmates. I swear, so many women need to be back in the fucking kitchen.

>name fagg
Gtfo you retarded ex-convict piece of shit

Meanwhile, in Canada:
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/female-correctional-officer-subjected-to-hazing-at-ert-training-1.4384238

Bitch wanted to be prison SWAT because she was so empowered and stronk, but couldn't even handle 6 days training so she filed a complaint with the Human Rights Commission.

>bisexuality is the baseline.
You can believe whatever your imagination wants, but at no point in time do I have to adhere to your fantasy. You can justify your degeneracy how ever you want. Once a faggot, always a faggot.

Women should never be in a men's prison.

Not gonna lie, I would find it hot. Don't know why I find dark dicks disgusting but shit I drool over white meat

why not both lol. you prolly wont answer this since i keep obsessing about you and your hotness and huge balls. but how big are you?
i saw one that showed a dick in it from europe because these guys make excuses to show eachother their flaccids. it was on youtube lol. what they do is they put bb pellets inside their foreskins so when they fuck eachother they think it makes more feeling. they surgically imbedden them right in between the layers. not just near the head type deal

How is Eugene Stoneshaft doing these days? Did John Mighty-Dickens meet you?

>thinking female inmates dont apend all day schlicking

I got news for you

In my local county jail where my brother worked it was not illegal. However they charged one inmate with lewd behavior for exposing himself while masturbating to a female guard. Article is about females. I am sure Sup Forums can make the appropriate conclusions now.

once a fall of man serpent seed enabling womany bitch ass. always a fall of man serpent seed enabling womany bitch ass. look up the etymologies of the words. too big of a word for ya? ok. wake the fuck up and take a look around. i dont even need to give you any of the numerous examples. women like women and chocolate. that's it. look up what "testing the oil" means when you shower and play sports. you know. like a man?

who are these faggots?

Woman entering a all mans world... what can go wrong?

It shouldn't be. Better they wank than fuck each other and spread aids.
Sadly, women have power. Biggest fucking mistake.

Usually it's your fellow inmates you don't want catching you jacking off in jail. Unless you are King Ape, then you can get away with it.

90 days? Probably a county jail for a relatively minor misdemeanor

>Be prison guard
>Be hired to enforce rules and regulations among inmates
>See inmate breaking the rules
>Sue your employer because you witnessed it
>Somehow think this makes sense in your mind.

Women are absolutely retarded I swear to god.

Oh they’re great chiefs of tomorrow white man.

truvada. condoms. best part? truvada doesnt work on women

lies. i have them all the time since i quit porn, dream sex is awesome and no friction required.

Yes actually. Being caught by a C/O or Deputy stroking the old black snake puts you in the sex offender registry for life.

Allowed? No. Does it happen? Yes. At women's prisons when they serve hot dogs they have to slice the up into pieces so the women don't use them as dildos.

reading, excersize, and sleeping my dude

If I were the Warden, I'd dope the cafeteria with salt peter so their dicks stop working. Violence would probably rise, but cell blocks will have vacancy.

This. I can confirm that spending time employed by the TDCJ that impulsive people make up around 30-60% of the inmates depending on what unit your at. Most of them are there for drugs and having an all male unit or all female unit.. they don't grow up. I wonder if I can sue rug munchers due to the amount of times I've caught the females acting degenerate. It's not like they have money. BTW, lesbians in prison are not hot, they let their hair grow out, and turn into animals.

>implying thats not why these co's want to work in a prison anyways

Yeah really. I levitate in my sleep and I cum buckets

but what are the black people supposed to do between sleeping and excersise?

They should castrate black inmates.

There shouldn't even be prisons. It should just be either corporal punishment, banishment, or capital punishment.

why did I get a boner from reading this?

Ikr?

Not just black inmates, white, hispanic and asian too.
Forgive me if I sound like some liberal faggot, but not all blacks are bad, just the majority of them.

I CAME LOOKIN FOR BOOTY

>Men shouldn’t be whores though.
Fixed.

Should castrate the females fucking everyone over because they can't handle real life.

>"i can do anything a man can do"
>apply for police officer job
>standards too high - dass sexiss
>lower standards
>apply for fireman job
>standards too high - dass sexiss
>lower standards
>apply for army rangers
>standards too high - dass sexiss
>lower standards
>apply for prison cop
>"men look at me"

tl;dr - i am woman, hear me whine

How do you castrate a bitch? Seal her hole with concrete?

why did i get a boner from reading this?

You cut the bitch open and rip out her ovaries.

youre imagining the noises it makes and then what his fingers smell like after. im picturing them being white though