The absolute state of Chipolte.
>food is sickening, literally
>data breaches
>almost kills another person again
>this time its an actor
>stock is tumbling
Wtf is Chipolte's problem anyway?
Also request for general red pilled fast food recommendations.
>Chipotle stock tumbled on Monday on renewed food quality concerns after “Supergirl” actor Jeremy Jordan became severely sick. >The actor, who plays Winn Schott the show, posted an Instagram story on Thursday from his hospital bed, saying that “the food did not agree with me and I almost died,”
>“I know I’ve advocated for them in the past, but they’re terrible,” says Jordan, who looks fairly pale laying in a hospital bed and showing viewers the IV in his arm.
>“I, as you can see, am in the hospital and I have fluids in my arm because the food did not agree with me and I almost died.... I just want to thank my wife for being amazing and talking me off the ledge when I was on the phone about to die
zerohedge.com
Chipotle stock tumbled after actor nearly dies after eating one of their burritos
We don't know it was the food served at Chipolte that made him sick.
On the other hand, no fucking way am I ever going to eat there again, cuz we don't know it wasn't the food that made him sick.
Moe's is better anyway.
how is this company still a thing?
and why does it take a literal faggot to bring it down?
>red pilled fast food
Has Sup Forums Gone Too Far?
Hot Head Burrito is better anyway, fuck memepotle
>... Talking me off the ledge when I was on the phone about to die.
The burritos cause suicidal thoughts?
>Wtf is Chipolte's problem anyway?
beaners dont wash their hands
>soy bugman almost DIED for eating fucking Chipotle
The absolute state of leftist soy bois...
Ever since they started getting those cheap as fuck tortillas I've stopped going.
HAHAHAHA THANK YOU TIME TO BUY CHIPOTLE STOCK EASY MONEY BABY
Why is their meat nothing but tendons and gristle that gets stuck in your teeth?
Maybe they shouldn't exclusively employ tattooed teenagers?
>be American
>eat food
>almost die
American's can't help but to get SOYED
ive never eaten there because someone i knew got sick from eating there
I'm convinced Chipotle is being sabotaged by a competitor or something, it's basically unheard of for a chain to start instantly having a shit load of food contamination issues basically over night, and it keeps happening over and over right when it seems like they're about to get back on their feet.
Shit has been overrated garbage ever since they put one in every shopping center. Terrible for you. So much fukkin salt too
Chipotle is McDonalds-meets-Filebertos for the yoga pants crowd.
It's still factory food made with who knows what.
>It's still factory food made with who knows what.
Source, faggot.
>Request for red pilled fast food recommedation
Chick-fil-A: Christian values, real food, friendly staff. Chick-fil-A is the best fast food period.
Hmm.. And this never happened when Chipotle was owned by McDonald's
"I ALMOST DIED, I LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE WHO DID NOTHING FOR SAVING ME" *Instagram shot*
The absolute state of modern men. In other news, stop letting under paid beaners who don't wash their hands after shitting prep your food Amerisharts.
>ChiChis
>mfw I told chipotle 4 years ago that their filthy restaurants will be their downfall
start your own farm-to-table fast food joint Cody and tell us how easy it is to be both a great businessman and a nufood cuck at the same time
Shitpolte is overpriced because they are heebing you hard numb nuts
something tells me this isn't his first ass pounding
We have those literally all over Melbourne. Shame the amount of nu-males here make me want to go on a murderous rampage.
Congratulations you're retarded.
Right, not to mention it's a literal actor saying a burrito almost killed him. It's never made sense from the beginning desu.
>go to Chipotle
>See menu
>Vanilla no frills burrito $13
>mfw
Lol who goes to the hospital after eating some bad good? You just stay in bed for a while and take a lot of shits and you're fine l.
>actor
>nothing of value was lost
This is what happens when agriculture companies don't give porto-potties to the mexican farm workers. The Mexicans end up taking shits in the field. Shit gets into the crops, and ends up on our dinner plate.
If you eat at Chipotle, you are literally eating Mexican fecal matter.
>not going to Chik Fil A and getting 2 spicy deluxe' with chick fil a sauce
Serves him right
is he going to be adding this to his resume?
>Broadway actor
He probably has AIDS.
Must have been botulism, Jesus Christ.
>implying some nigger didn't see this rich cunt buying shit food and wiped her ass with the tortilla
>the value of your business is tanked by some b-list tv actors social media posts
late game capitalism everybody, this country is surely dead. Gov control of industry and commerce is only answer.
They Hire more Indian immigrates then Mexican immigrates
Google their immigrant hiring scandal
AYO WHERE MAH $15 PER HOUR?
Turns out "organic" is fucking retarded
They've had a number of Listeria and e coli outbreaks. Place has been shitty since the group that owns McDonalds acquired it. Used to be delicia
You're so stupid you don't know what organic means. Impressive.
>Not going to taco bell and getting two chicken chipotle grillers.
>fast-food
>red-pilled
Pick one.
Make your own goddamn food you fuck
>Wtf is Chipolte's problem anyway?
Their food has a short shelf life and they keep hiring idiots that can't keep it clean, sanitary and track of expiration dates.
Chipolte employees are all those ring-in-nose type losers.
>leftypol shill
How does it feels knowing that your board owner is a tranny filmed literally sucking AIDS-ridden dicks?
They boast all their food has no antibiotics etc its probably all putrid
Why is their meat nothing but tendons and gristle that gets stuck in your teeth?
Maybe they shouldn't only employ tattooed teenagers?
and they teach normies terms like. Like hormone free meats etc.
>getting chicken at Taco Bell
That's disgusting
>I almost died at one of their restaurants because of that one places shitty management, so the entire company is at fault
Utter bullshit.
the first Salmonella outbreaks were caused by thier policy of keeping cut raw chicken in open containers next open containers of cut onions and limes.
>for all you non cooking fags - onions and limes absorb whats around them hence they absorbed the salmonella coming off raw chicken
Holy shit how has no one ever pointed this out before.
seriously, what a fuckin drama queen. that (OP) still shot annoys the shit outta me. not a huge chipotle fan but what a pussy
You fucks dont seem to understand that chipotle is white people mexican food. Shit i live newr he border and they only just opened kne of those shiy holes. Down here everything is Mexican food even chinese food, so thisbplace only exists for the white libs that go to the local uni. I dont see it lasting much longer. Funny thing is the local taco joints made by legit illegal beaners have better health records than this big corporate shithole. Probably because those beaners know if they fuck up and their taco joint is investigated, then they will all be deported.
>Maybe they shouldn't only employ tattooed teenagers?
Only if they are from Beverly Hills.
I smells a corporate sabotage.
ya I'm a bit more worried about raw chicken sitting on the bench all day than onions and limes absorbing salmonella lol
>taco bell
Thats even worse than chipotle
oh my god please be joking
also I must have eaten there upwards of thousands of times and never had anything wrong happen to me. Same with everyone I know.
>eats a burrito
>nearly dies
the absolute state of the contemporary nu-male American
what a fucking pussy. BK gave me food poisoning once but I'll be god damned if I'm gonna quit eating whoppers. shit happens. i hope he gets deported and Supergirl fuckin sucks
This pic always warms my heart.
taytay is love
Then you deserve your salmonella for not knowing how to handle food, faggot.
The red pill on fast food is this: I've never gotten sick and I eat all the time from the local supermarket "wing bars" for lunch. Even the dreaded Walmart $4 tendy meal has never gotten me sick (it's like a pound of food). Wendy's is the next least fucked up after those options, but you'll get sick eventually from any fast food chain. Make note of decent locations as there is differences in the individual franchisees.
>not going to chick-fil-a almost every day to order nuggets
you can't get salmonella in your limes if you DONT LEAVE RAW CHICKEN OUT ALL DAY
The first Chipotle opened in my area shortly before the E. coli incident so I never chose to eat there. I can't imagine the food is better than locally owned mexican restaurants and it's baffling that a nation wide chain has so many quality control issues. At this point I'd rather eat at mcdonalds before trying their poisoned shit.
>I just want to thank my wife for being amazing and talking me off the ledge when I was on the phone about to die
>and talking me off the ledge
Did he try to kill himself over a burrito?
...
Chipotle is fine. It's a pseudo-mexican restaurant just like the countless others like it.
Going there right now for a half-chicken half-barbacoa burrito, brown rice, pinto beans, extra lettuce, chunky & spicy salsa, sour cream and cheese.
Whatcha gonna do lefty niggers?
McD's doesnt own any interest in Chipotle anymore. And it has always been shit food.
>Chipotle says there's no link to actor's illness
>bloomberg.com
1. pay actor to lie about food poisoning
2. short chipotle stock
3. ???
4. profit
This has happened a ton of times and yet people still eat there. I do not understand why normies are so utterly to retarded to still eat there after a long track record of food poisoning from this shit hole.
because their barbakoa is amazing
Always hated that fucking faggot soyboy place.
Why is their meat nothing but tendons and gristle that gets stuck in your teeth?
Maybe they should employ some adults instead of just tattooed teenagers?
enjoy your food poisoning brah
They've been in the news a great number of times over the years in regards to food poisoning outbreaks. I'm surprised it isn't their trademark.
>Shitpotle
Not even once.
>doesn't want fresh mexican food served by hot young nymphs that crave big white man's cock
found the nu-males. try hitting on the pussy staff, they love strong men who can afford an expensive, well crafted burrito
> Letting complete niggers handle your food
What possibly go wrong?
>t. the last shareholder
When I went there it was a bunch of Mexican/Asian 4/10's and they were rude as fuck. The food was overpriced, they charged me $3 for guacamole in my burrito and served it with white lime rice. The meat looked like dry cat food. Fucking disgusting and I'm glad it'll be gone.
found the qdobo cuck
Having worked in a bar, raw meat (especially chicken) is kept in the fridge or freezer in its own section and is only removed when it's going to get cooked, it doesn't touch a single station before getting cooked. You cook the chicken in batches and then you have a container of cooked chicken that you rotate through the day like the rest of the ingredients, having raw chicken anywhere near fresh ingredients is fucking madness. If you work in a restaurant and don't treat uncooked meat like a literal biohazard you ought to get fired.
>fresh
>mexican food
>hot young nymphs
Disgusting fat spic lover retard. It can either be fresh food or mexican food not both. Numales eat fast food, I eat fish, deer, and elk, all caught and killed by myself. I have 2 extra freezers in my garage just for this ,and I can afford it because I am not a cuck that spends all their money being a useless cunt that can't even cook.
I won't eat a a restaurant that hires Indians, after getting sick a few times I connected the dots
The skeeziest of taco trucks in Modesto back alleys, hole in the wall Mex joints in Sac, yesterday's burritos left out on the counter... hell i've drank the water in San Diego and Mazatlan. Only two places have ever given me food poisoning: some sandnigger ran Pizza Goys, and Chipootle. Fuck Chipootle and every leftcuck that's ever been there.
>Implying im from somewhere else
nah user, when some person that not even normies care about tank your stock somethings wrong. could be the business model, but my non-fiat money is on it being our societies culture and how corporations are more focused on feelings and image , greenwashing, instead of economically growing the community and workers.
shits fucked up, this isnt real capitalism and you know it.
Tbf watching over a sick person or visiting someone in the hospital so they’re not lonely can be a massive pain in the ass
the only food you can trust you grew or caught yourself
Last year I've eaten.
>goat in Johannesburg market
>river fish in central south Africa
>fried bugs in Thailand on the street
>tongue and liver tacos out of a van in the ghetto farmlands of America
I think the issue is that Americans don't have the right gut bacteria to eat real food.
>Real food kills the American
Chipolte is jewish
> moe's is the white man burrito shop
WELCOME TO MOESSSSSSSSSS
Chipotle has the PH balance of acid, dunno how people keep it down after consuming that trash.
I'd rather eat all the shit you listed than Chiptole, they have a long record of massive food poisoning incidences. You'd probably be safer eating off the floor of a shady taco truck.
Are those c...comp'd
What's your angle, anyway? I mean, I know you're just a massive faggot, but did you lose money investing with that e coli stew factory or something?
This. Fecal to oral major form of transmission of viruses and bacteria. Fucking gross.
New fag here
Just leaving this here.
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