What's wrong with this guy?

What's wrong with this guy?

Absolutely nothing. You'd only think that if you yourself had never experienced to pure bliss of rubbing a loli's head.

He's a loser that can't grow up, get a job, and move on with his life.

She seems to like it though.

He didn't use the momentum from this event to put his penis in her mouth

He didn't head pat enough, I would be upset too

>implying you wouldn't initiate an intense headpat as well if given the chance

Bro, he's like 17.

i don't see anything wrong.
my uncle used to pat me in the head exactly like that, it felt soooo relaxing.

What's wrong with this guy?

Gay

OHAYOU

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Pretty sure by the most recent book he's in university taking like, mathematics courses or something.

does he still molest but not penetrate lolis

The only loli within physical reach is Shinobu.

>What's wrong with this guy?
nothing

Molesting loli's has nothing to do with having your life together.

>Has a car
>Has a gf
>Has three lolis in the harem
>Has two imoutos that are in the harem
>Has a tomboy best girl Kanbaru in his harem
>Has an oppai in his harem
>Has a cute yandere in his harem
>Always commiting sexual acts with girls the harem
>Is a vampire
Why would he want to move on from such a perfect life?

I'm jealous that I can't have sisters like he has

>mfw even Monogatari doesn't have loli sexualization ever since Nisemono
Anime has become shit.

>what is Kabuki
>what is Oni
>what is Tsuki

>tfw you will never be alpharagi where every girl in your harem is at least a 7

They didn't say he is doing math, but if he is it would explain why Sodachi's life still sucked.
Owari had that loli feet scene. That's sexual.

Monogatari has the worst animation I've seen in decades.

Neither has loli sexualization.

Maybe sexual, but nothing explicit and nothing actually lewd really is being shown, unlike all the older girls.

I just want a shinobu

>hasn't watched more than 1 anime

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Not lewd/sexualized at all.
Nothing is lewd is shown, this might be something in Aikatsu or Precure, but not in Monogatari where other girls have real lewd scenes.

would you buy her donuts and give her only the finest of headpats, user?

What older girl got sexualized in Owari though? Sodach and Hanekawa got barely anything, spookservice isn't sexual in the way you want, and Kanbaru had mostly cute scenes.

You have to consider the loli/adult fanservice ratio since all fanservice has been dropping. I don't mind that though.

This user gets it.

When you consider that Shinobu's body can age depending on how much energy is drained, and how she can shapeshift, that means there's a lot of potential body types to mess around with.

Stop responding to LRD dawg

>all fanservice has been dropping
Maybe for Owari, but anything other than that has insane amounts of lewd underwear or outright naked, closeup, ecchi focus scenes.
The last time any loli got something explicit like that was Nisemono. Even the loli arc managed to avoid any, whereas the novel gave us dozens of opportunities for it.

>LRD this, LRD that
When he's right, he's right though, stop sperging like that.

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I mean, Nise was practically softcore porn.

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Compared to what. It wasn't anything much compared to ecchi anime these days.

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To the rest of the series. Didn't the author admit that he wrote it purely as wank material or something, as wasn't intending on publishing it originally?

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"and wasnt"

Was what I meant to type.

He said similar things about Bake.

Just asking, why are you posting those webms?
This isn't the place for that.

>araragi thread

>kizu finally makes it my my city
>waiting in the lobby for it to start
>one guy recommending someone go to kissanime
>brags about how he knows everything about naruto and sao
>talks about harassing some director in broken japanese at a con

doll a cute

>uncensored headpating of lolis
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>these people dare besmirch Kiss-shot's name with their disgusting money

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Or every single form she has is amazing and she's a really cool person who's fun to be around.

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yes, his girlfriend is a normal human

>tfw will never grope hachikuji

Doesn't, uh.
Doesn't he have a girlfriend at this point?

He's had one since the beggining, or bake

Why does it matter?

If you don't see the problem with what he's doing then I really don't know what to tell you

It's a harem and also
they're either part of the supernatural or his imoutos so it's fine.

Haven't you watched the show?

Shinobu will always be with Araragi

>It's a harem
Except him and Senjougahara officially entered a relationship before the stupid harem was even formed
The entire series afterwards is just him constantly cheating on her
>It's his imouto so it's fine
That makes no sense

Hitagi approves of it, watch the show.

Back to facebook with you.

I know, that doesn't make it any better. That's still a shitty relationship where you allow your significant other to constantly cheat on you just because he can't keep his dick in his pants.
She's almost as much to blame as Araragi, but it's him who's being a lecher

And Shinobu is worth more to him than his girlfriend. He's got his priorities straight.

Who cares, the other girls are cuter. He's even seen Kanbaru naked many times, waiting for when they kiss now

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>Who cares, the other girls are cuter
So this is the average Monogatarifag

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>hitagifag

>No sound

kill yourself.

Hitagi is one day going to die, everyone after Arararararagi dick is one day going to die, but Shinobu and him will be together forever and since, they can't leave each other side, why not enjoy it? Besides, Hitagi is a huge slut either way, or did you forget that she kisses and flirts with her dyke friend all the time?

They're both mildly insane, and repressing near pedophillic urges. I'd say they were made for each other, honestly.

They have a rocky relationship and I wouldn't be at all surprised if it collapsed. Honestly the only time their relationship is genuinely good with nothing to raise an eyebrow at is in the final scene of Zokuowari.

Hachikuji is will still be there, maybe when the girls die they'll become ghosts and ragi can still interact with them?

You're not on 8/a/ anymore kiddo

Even the lewd monkey knows that Shinobu is best girl.

>Hachikuji will still be there

user, I...

Becoming a ghost isn't exactly a good thing in Monogatari, I don't think Araragi would be happy with this.

>that scene when monkey btfos shinobu for ragi
I love them both but it was still good.

>Sound
Do you know where you are?

She comes back in mayoi hell

Go back to
>>>>redditchan

kanbaru's proportions look really wrong there for a sec

this is news to me

Also, watch the last episode of koyomimonogatari
ragi dies and meets hachikuji

>btfos
It's about as impressive as beating someone who just came out of open heart surgery in a boxing match, but it was a good scene.

The fuck is this guy problems?
Are you new with Monogatari or just simply a vanilla boy?

I imagine he's a crabfag who just watched the series. These were things that people gave a fuck about before, but it's just become the status quo now.

I find trying to keep up with the subs in Monogatari is hard. I wanna stare at the neat art, but at the same time I wanna read what the fuck is going on. I've never had this issue for any other series.

When that happened I literally rolled my eyes and let out a sigh of disgust. It's just another example of the ridiculous pandering throughout the Monogatari series. They sure gotta hit every niche/fetish.
It can be pretty to look at, but it's the perfect example of style over substance.
What's the appeal?

I don't know what to say other than git gud. Read more books. You'll reap the benefits for the rest of your life.

Find a way that you prefer to get a small adrenaline rush going for an extended period of time, and also practice speed reading just a little. At some point you'll be able to easily read a paragraph that just flashes on the screen for a second or two.

Does qts getting head-pats really trigger you that much?

How were you not able to identify that obvious bait?

Because there are plenty of pretentious miserable fucks like him on Sup Forums