What can we do to help this poor man Sup Forums?

What can we do to help this poor man Sup Forums?

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!

He allready called him a faggot and beaned him with a rock, apparently got away with it too. What more help does anyone need to offer?

Hah hah hah

I'd tell him to take off his faggot suspenders and just be a gay man instead.

Why would someone carry a rock in their car?

For throwing at faggots, duh.

more fake hate crimes proven fake but only after the triggering then no one cares

Take him for a helicopter ride!

I'll bet a slice of pizza that a nigger threw the rock

Fuck get that guy that threw the rock a career in sports ball that aim doe

That must have been a terrible experience. I feel really sorry for him.

If an actual rock was thrown at that faggot it wouldn't take long to leave a pretty nasty bruise.
I say false flag.

To bean queers

#justiceforjake

I'll bet my finest nigger that a pizza threw that rock

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that sucks. WTF is wrong with people

Probably Dominican or Puerto Rican

First of all, get rid of that suspenders
Second of all, stop being a faggot
He needs to man up

Basically this
The majority of guys got into rock fights with their friends when they were kids, rocks fuck you up even at child tier speeds. Looks like this fag just walked into a door frame and wanted attention for it.

Yeah, sure. A very light rock. That someone carried with them in the middle of an American city, largely devoid of nature.

lol what a fag
go back to r/eddit

Someone said nigger already.

Whatcha doin' rabbi?

First find the offender. Get him to start a fund me and let me know when that happens and I will chip in.

That is the fakest crying face I've ever seen. First of all there are no tears. 2nd of all I bet he took like 15 pictures before he chose the right one because he needed to look good in it. 3rd of all he's not making a cringey face in the first pic. 4th of all no one likes when people beg for attention.

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people suck

(((You)))

>who the hell drives around with a rock?

Doesn't look substantial enough to have just gotten cracked in the face with a rock from a moving vehicle.

Jesus Christ, faggots are such women. No real man goes on social media to show off the fact that someone physically hurt them and they need to cry.

I don't care who you want to fuck, but you can still act like men when it comes to shit like this. There's a roof somewhere waiting for this faggot to be thrown off it.

VINNY IS TAKIN NEW YAWK BACK FROM THE FAWKIN HIPSTAS
HE'S BACK AND BETTAH THNA EVAH!

>hit in the face with rock
>slight bruise
yea checks out
The people that post this shit should the same punishment actual hate crimes get

Underrated

hahahahahahah! Good for that faggot

Hopefully, the rock is Ok

They wouldn't. It's another fake hate crime.

>be nigger
>wake up at 3pm and feel like doing something fun
>break into some white hipster faggot's Prius
>bring rocks because they remind you of peak African technological achievement
>see faggot in rainbow suspenders holding a slice of pizza
>Heard a rumor from the local nigerian immigrant that if you stone a faggot you get good luck
>"FAGGOT"
>he drops pizza and runs away crying
>mfw the voodoo magic works and I now have a free pizza

This tbqh

Good. Filthy degenerate faggot should know they are not wanted

He probably enjoyed it and got off sexually. Most faggots love humiliation and getting dominated publicly. They're mentally ill.

These liars should have to suffer the hate crime they claimed happen to them

SHEEEEEEIIIITTTTTTTTT

God I wish I threw that rock

Damn I keep used c and d cell batteries to bean the homeless

Someone did this to me with an apple on my way home from school.
I was just pissed that the apple exploded and I didn't get to throw it back.
Was a good shot.

thats also good

>he doesnt have a bag of faggot rocks in his car
>twenty seventeen

>TFW you got molested by Robin Williams instead of George Takei

I bet my finest rock that a pizza threw the nigger.

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Should've thrown a fucking molotov.

>Mfw they spent 30 mins just knockin' the apple to make it soft as fuck.

You don't have ACME homo repellant rocks in your glovebox?

Fake and gay

>What can we do to help this poor man Sup Forums?

Throw a bigger rock, from a faster moving car.

Depends on the neighborhood.

By exterminating Islam and the Nigger gene.

He's lying, it wasn't a rock thrown from a car that hit him, he used too much teeth when he was blowing Tyrone and got smacked.

>Here's my sob story, internet.
>It's seemingly tailored to your liking.
>I'm from a victim class, and I suffered abuse that rarely occurs in real life, but you like to pretend otherwise
>Did I mention I just got a couple bucks, but I decided I was going to SPLURGE on $2 for pizza?
>Yeah, as you can see I'm not begging for a gofundme. I didn't even mention it.
>That's just the kind of guy I am. I'm not here with my hat out offering a sob story.
>I'm just offering the sob story and, hey, you internet people do whatever you're gonna do.
>Did I mention that I got a tiny refund check and I just wanted cheap food?
>Yeah, I implied that cheap food is splurging for me. I'm a real victim!
>Don't go out of your way for me. I just wanted to share my story. I'm just a humble gay guy.
>The kind of gay guy you love, internet. The victimized kind!
>But as you can see, I'm not shilling for sympathy shekels.
>If someone were to set one up though...

Only in america
Those mutts carry all sorts of misc crap in their car

No pizza for you

250mg of test E per week.

Put him out of his misery.

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underrated

>not having a bucket of rocks in your car specifically for throwing at faggots

Please be bait.

Poor guy. Somebody should tell him he looks like a huge faggot.

maybe he shouldnt wear fucking rainbow suspenders what a faggot

Fucking this
Its so damned transparent

>tfw you want to spend dollar on a slice pizza

A rock thrown would most likely break the skin. I think he bumped into something or fell and because he's a fag got all freaked out that he ruined his face being stupid and needed a good story so he called up the circa-2007 sympathy machine to see if it still pays off.

tucker likes tucking little boy dick

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Yeah, a rock thrown from a car... That bump looks more like last night's bull gave him carpet burn to the face. I don't think a rock could even create that kind of lump. It'd have a tiny point of impact, unless it was some kind of perfectly shaped, smooth rock.

That could only be caused by something relatively soft, and the impact would have to be spread out across a few square inches.

>all these hate crimes ((((coincidentally)))) ALWAYS happen in the most leftist circlejerk cities

Hey faggy, what'cha doin?

>rocks
>peak African technological achievement

kek. this isn't even bantz it's 100% fact.

It's funny that people would punch themselves just to generate fake hate. It's also funny that people just ride around New York with rocks in their car. It's also funny this guy thinks that this would pass as an injury sustained from being beamed with a rock from a moving car. This fake generating of hate should come with a mandatory stay in a mental institution. It's terrorist propaganda.

never bet your finest nigger. pizza throws rocks all the time, and you'll have nothing to whip your lower rent niggers back to work

Someone set this guy up with a Gofundme and set the target amount to like 3 million dollars. It'd really drive home the fact that it's a sympathy ploy, and I would hope people shit on him for it.

>not keeping all kinds of projectiles in the side door pocket in your car to throw at faggots
you soy boy

>what can we do to help this poor man?
Give him a sense of fashion so he stops dressing flamboyantly

A few of them in a sock is pretty effective

I carry a baseball bat and some rocks at my trunk. sadly no open carry

this is how he would have eaten the pizza

What makes it worse it pic related. "I'm so poor, going to my $50k a year school".

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this is some serious nu-male faggotry

Why is a fag going to a Catholic University? Good on that Bronx thug for rejecting pedos in his community

> my face will heal

no it wont cause you have AIDS and cant heal

>not degreasing your pizza
the knife and fork is admittedly pretty gay

What a complete faggot. Throw some more rocks at him.

The police should be notified so they can find the perpetrator (which is the also the victim)

You're giving me faith in the 56 percent user. Keep doing you.

hehe this is a good idea. and obviously he's just broke (from not having a job) and it's making him sad and desperate. Give the homo a few shekels to shut up.

I mcChuckled

Fucks wrong with you
Throw it back m8

Oh my god I want him to die of anal sex induced ass cancer right fucking now.