Asuka and Shinji are so cute

Rei isn't bad either.

Is it gay that I want to be Asuka and find my own Shinji to please?

Yes, that is literally gay.

Well I'm still going to do it. Thanks.

no it's not

Nice one buddy, but Shinji is for Kaworu.

But Asuka is canon

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>asuka
>not rei
Yeah you are gay

I'd cum instantaneously if I was in that sandwich

Rei is advanced techs, not everybody's ready to step outside of time and stalk someone retroactively.

Don't mind me, I'm just having good taste.

Not according to Anno

>mixing sexual love with platonic love
Nah, Kaworu's too pure to understand what sex is, he's an Angel

Asuka and Rei supports Hillary

>something's hitting me
???

No, Misato was right on point, She said that Shinji wants to hear kind words from anyone, that he didn't get from his father.

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What a slut he is.

Anno said it was sexual, that's why he did an interview about Kaworu and Shinji with a yaoi magazine in 1998.
His wife also did a Kaworu x Shinji doujinshi.

I do agree with you that Kaworu probably doesn't love Shinji that way, but it is stated Shinji does sexually/romantically love Kaworu that way.

Same with her in regards to her father and Kaji

>Bully Shinji (female)

>Same with her in regards to her father and Kaji
Exactly

Shinji canonically has tits

I feel like I have to post this.

Was that made by Kikumaru?

>pure
That's not an Angel thing; two of them were rapists, Lilith was scary lewd, and Adam gave birth thirteen times. Spending all his life as the literal pet of twelve old men and still not getting it was a Tabris-specific learning disability.

Kaworu confirmed for ass burgers.

I would love to be in a sexual/really caring relationship with both Rei II and Shinji.

The only semi-canon pairing is Shinji x Asuka, and even that is left open to interpretation. That doesn't mean Shinji couldn't also love Kaworu.

Shinji says he loves Kaworu in the show, so that's really the only canon pairing.
At least, according to the staff.

Shinji has more of an attachment to misato, Rei and Kaworu, while Asuka is interested in Kaiji. Asuka x Shinji was never meant to be.

>platonic love
bruh

That was mouth to mouth resuscitation and you know it

lame...

Kaworu is virgin!

Rei is only good if she comes included with Asuka

>what is four rejections of pre-3i
>what is episode 22 mindrape sequence
>what is kiss scene
Nah, senpai, their relationship is a core element of the mental struggle part of the show

I'M GOING TO FUCK ASUKA

Is that all it was? Really?

It's immediately forgotten 3 episodes after Asuka's intro

Shinji is best girl

let's team up

Isn't she dead?

Yes. Shinji was having a panick attack and couldn't breathe.

kek

But Sadamoto said it was a kiss

Agreed.

Asuka is for tender loving and hugs

It don't matter

Shinji a cute. A CUTE!

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I hate it when I accidentally draw panels where kaworu says it's a panick attack and looks for a paper bag before he realizes that he will have to do CPR.

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Me too famalam

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>The only semi-canon pairing is Shinji x Asuka, and even that is left open to interpretation.
Are you referring to the ending?

He's probably referring to her attempts of seduction/reverse psychology that don't really achieve anything, since Shinji is too passive. But it becomes obvious that they are attracted to each other in episode 22, since we see what's ins Asuka's mind

shinji is the original
>draw a girl
>call it a boy

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just look at that face

No

Asuka just penetrated Shinji with her futa dick.

Yes, you've become so desensetized to the porn you watched every day that your brain now wants to become what you perceive as the pleasure giver, it's a common mental illness found in young weak-willed males caused by the release of high levels of dopamine in your brain through masturbatory behaviors. You're brain is becoming mush as you slowly lose touch with the world and become a degenerate.

How big is Shinji?

Japanese boy/10

In terms of best boy/girl, Kaworu is cheating. He literally shaped himself to be as close as possible to what Shinji desperately needed at the time.
It's very loving of him, sure, but wish fulfilment characters don't count.

He's a big guy

Kaworu is Shinji

>You'll never be sandwiched between naked 14 yo girls.
Why live?

No that'd be me, loser.

See

Why live indeed.

>Original Series: Shinji is an Asukafag
>Rebuild: Shinji is a Reifag
Misatofag series when?

>2016
>caring about that shit

>shinji
>asukafag
>when he tried to kill her like 80 fucking times
Good one.

She likes it rough.

I'll say.

>filenames kun samefagging AGAIN
The Rei /c/ thread is looking pretty good for a bombing run right now.

Good, the mods will ban your ass the second you try it.

Why does Shinji want to fuck a clone of his mom? Does he have a complex?

I'm still not sure whether Asuka seeing her mother was the Rei clone turning her into tomato soup (which we don't see/realise because she's already in the EVA, and would explain why her eye/guts/arm actually get gored, she's basically part of unit-02 that point)
Or unit-02 trying to get her to try to keep herself alive by showing her an image of her dead mother, as a last-ditch attempt
The idea that her mother actually was inside unit-02 all along just seems like an asspull.

He doesn't, though.

>seems like an asspull
Rewatch all of Evangelion.

Anno playing up the Freud angle.

Well, Asuka is an asspull of a character.

I don't mean asspull in the sense of 'there's nothing to suggest it', what with Ritsuko and Shinji's mothers, but it feels lackluster compared to the other possibilities
Bad phrasing i guess

10 times smaller than Kaworu's

wew

Can anyone find the Rei version of this.

No one loves that other girl?

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>it will never be your hands on those butts

>it will never be your butt in those hands
>tfw fetish of girls grabbing/playing with my butt
>tfw a 2d goddess will never squeeze your ass then give you bedroom eyes when you turn around

Dude c'mon

Stop. I didn't want to be sad today.

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