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Swistzerland needs to be invaded. They have made it a strategic challenge, the rest of the world might as well attempt it to watch them destroy all their infrastructure to try to defend themselves.

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Switzerland is among the most Islamic western countries.

>>paradise doesn't exis-
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>implying a country filled with italishits, moortuguese and alboniggers can be a paradise.

That photo was taken in Bern, by the way

So Toblerones grow on thst mountain, huh ?

haha u jealous bec u dont get your shit together
feed me the tears

>lax gun laws
>lowest homicide rate in europe after iceland

how?

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Swiss are the real master-race. They remind me a lot of like a perfect idealized America. Diversity, but mostly European diversity like German and French and Italian and such instead of Congoid and Mexican. Awesome gun laws. Capitalist heaven. Isolationist policies. It's a country that takes all the best of Europe and transcends it into a higher form.

Swiss are Uber-Europeans. We're lower than Europeans on the pecking scale when it comes to heritage, so they mock us and shit on us relentlessly. But only a Swiss can shit on the Europeans, for they are but commoners and peasants compared to them. You can always count on a Swiss to put the arrogant Euros in line.

Thanks Switzerland

white immigrants from the rest of europe.

> battle of mortgarten, 1315
> no European army without knights has won a major battle since the 6th century
> nobody told the Swiss
> Austrians decide to invade France through Helvetica
> ohhellno.jpg
> column of knights walking up to town
> one wild Swiss mother fucker in front of them
> he's got like a tree pruner or some shit
> knight rides forward to run this indigent peasant down
> Swiss doesn't wait
> he runs forward
> attacking a knight? Impossible!
> with one blow he decapitates the horse
> holy shit it was a halberd!
> stabs the knight to death as he struggles to get out from under the horse corpse
> rest of Swiss roll boulders down on stunned knights
> charge them from the side
> the Knights flee into a lake to escape
> forgot you can't swim in armor
> they all drown
And that was how the Swiss were proto Americans who stood up for the yet to be written second amendment.

>do a trip from Geneva to Zurich
>enter Geneva
>oh wow, this is nothing special at all
>architecture is a bit different and nice I guess
>old town is considerably better
>get outside of Geneva and into the German side of Switzerland
>Interlaken, Lungern, and further into the alps
GLORIOUS CONFEDERATIO HELVETICA

Free tickets to Switzerland. Free ticckets to Switzerland. Anyone can come. The darker your skin, the better! You're rocket scientist? No?? Perfect!!! You'll get a house. And a car. And seven white swiss wifes. Apply now! What are you waiting for??

>what a beautiful pict-

>Paradise Lost.tiff

C-can I have one Swiss white wife? I'm Irish, so I'm a nigger of Europe...

I hate Switzerland. Driving in all these tiny fucked up roads is like hell. And there are no people anywhere most of the year

hmmm, I don't know. You seem kind of overqualified. And only one wife? Uhh....

you're not welcome anyway

>there are no people anywhere most of the year

Sounds like absolute paradise to me

Swiss people are really arrogant and conceited, I don't like them at all.

Ah yes, I was here only a couple of months ago

haha this Switzerland is like 60% white. Literally just few percent above the 56% nation

Being swiss is actually harder than it seems. Two words: skilled labor.

Most people come here to study, since their best schools are also dirt cheap compared to any other country. They get good grades, get a student permit, graduate and get employed by a swiss company, then get an upgrade on their permit, then live approx 10 years in some remote beautiful village on the countryside and upgrade their permit to swiss citizenship.

If you can't find a job in Switzerland, you're doomed to get BTFO off the country. If you do, you'll never want to leave anyway.

I fucking hate this cunt.

Switzerland is one of the freest markets in the world and their people have the highest living standards.

Stay mad socialist cucks.

I've been there twice already, bored af

No niggers

WHAT THE FUCK???? AP tld? Unknown flag?

RARE
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>Swiss people are really arrogant and conceited
Said the German...

If Sweden wasn't cucked to the brink of collapse we would aspire to be like Switzerland.

Among the centrists to right wing the general consensus is that Switzerland is an ideal country (ie 50-60% of all Swedes).

Germany is becoming a bigger meme than Sweden. Your country is the root of all evil (Marxism, the Frankfurt school etc) and all of your biggest accomplishments are made by austrians (Hitler, Mozart and Schwarznegger).

Seriously, how in the hell can you Germans have such condescending attitude towards your successful neighbors when you have lost two world wars and are heading the destruction of Europe?

You guys are more of a cancer on the continent than Turkey. Sweden is just a flimsy groupie of yours who is slowly growing up.

Sholomo skelelstein no one wants you

edgy

>Paradise doesn't exi-

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What in the name of all that is holy is that fucking shit? Am I looking at a period sandwich?

I seriously hope you're putting that anywhere near your mouth user.

Looks like frogs and snails. Don't you like that kind of thing, Frankreich?

>stupid French snail eating boy-fucker doesn't know the joys of having a Bunnings snag on Saturdays with a can of coke in the boiling summer heat of Australia

I'd rather have perfectly cooked sous-vide medium rare filet-mignon with french fries, thank you.

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Switzerland is as spiritually vacuous as all the other Western countries if not more so.

This. Geneva is the Marseille of Switzerland. Even my liberal mother guiltily pointed out the huge amount of non-Europeans in Geneva and confessed that she felt a bit uncomfortable.

No you fucking wouldn't cunt. You'd rather take it up the arse.

For having lived in the remote countryside for almost 10 years, once you get away from the heavily urbanized areas, it's not all that bad.

People still relate to Labor, Family, Fatherland which is miles ahead of any european country.

I've been held to higher aussie shitposting standard, i'll give you that over your garbage food.

>Swedes literally have the best guns in the world
>All we can get are the parts kits for them, some shitty US made SIG Sauer garbage, and the blueprints for the STGW 57 receiver aren't available

IT'S NOT FAIR, ALL I WANT TO DO IS SHOOT GP11 ALL DAY

>Swedes

>>Swedes
I think you mean swiss

>Swedes
Burger education

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I do, I'm just pants on head retarded. I always get the names mixed up though not the countries themselves. Sorry medkits.

Swedes have good guns too. AG42 is great but the difference is we can actually get those unlike SIG550s and SIG510s.

gtfo

Im a spic without a bachelor degree. Looks like this is my lucky day. I'm in.

Can I overstay my tourist visa?

no

It sound nice, but they don't have the bill of rights so they don't care about freedom.

>lax gun laws
ah the gun law meme again - yes, you can get a gun easily, but what you can't get easily is ammunition for your gun

>but what you can't get easily is ammunition for your gun
how hard is it to get ammo

Enroll as a student, get your temporary permit. If you fail you'll automatically be thrown out of the country. No money? Out of the country.

The recipe for a successful immigration policy everyone.

No burger, they don't. They hold other things dearer than an unhealthy obsession to be FREE to stuff greasy shit down their throats and to be FREE to get cucked by spics. Not that they couldn't if they wanted to.

You are racist, prepare to be sued. I want gibs

>being this delusional

>they don't care about freedom.
but.. burger... how.. how could you??? How fucking dare you?!! DELET

Fuck yea snassange sizzle I'm gonna eat 10 and drink 15 tinnies

why should we need that? please explain, perhaps I‘ll start an initiative.

>cannot get ammo easily
user. Just go to the gun shop.

This was awesome

depends on what gun we're talking

but you're most likely not ever fireing that fucker outside of army duty.
And don't get me started on where and when you're actually allowed to fire your gun, or even carry it. Trying to defend you from a shitskin raping your ass? Lol try again, off to prison you go.

fucken oaf cuz

yo

>tfw you're old enough to have seen how a peaceful society turns to shit because of immigrants
I live in a small town of 25'000, we have literally hundreds of nigerians and illegals africans. It was so bad because of dealers and fights between them they put a 2nd police station literally in the train station where they hang out.
2 weeks later the niggers stopped caring and now they're dealing coke and fighting with fucking axes literally just next to the police station.

I had to move twice already because my neighborhood was unsafe.

True, I'm old enough to remember a yugo-free country. At that time we could pick on the italians, because we were in the majority. Now, if you account for all the naturalized people, we are way less then the le 60% face.

I live in a 26k town and commute to Zurich by train. It's full of Eritrean everywhere and groups of brownish looking people, speaking arabic language. My guess they are some syrians or afghans. They are mostly in groups of 3-5 men.

This. Although I cannot say to have witnessed a yugo-free Switzerland. We were bullied and mocked by Yugos for not speaking in broken German.

>was isch los mann? wottsch problem?!
good times

We have a lot of black people, especially Portuguese ones and they behave, work, and abide to the law better than you will ever do.
Good luck building your own country past its hisorical stature.

reminds me of those bunnings snags

>No mosque
This isnt actually europe, but nice photoshop skills friendo :^)

>I had to move twice already because my neighborhood was unsafe.
that's why niggers win.

Enjoy your ethnic balkanization when the next generation wants a khalifate and gibs only state in switzerland.

Geneva,
30k intern'l civil servants,
30k expats in private sector,
60k Non swiss border hoppers.
Add the Euros (25% of Swiss population in a Canton on average ) and there you go.
You moil ain't that smart... and you are a damn' retar'd.
Eugenics when?

this is absolute bullshit though

Howdy neighbour.

Love visiting Switzerland

When we have awakened the sacred Helvetian soul. But for that matter we need a new political party and a fanatical, visionary demagogue.

They party harder than you.
They girls like dicks more than All*h
Most of them are hard working people.
The problem is Swiss citizen tend to have a 5% of trouble makers with 1% being big trouble making cunts and/or criminals. With nonSwiss the rate goes up to 20% and 10% which is visible in our crime stats.

What other options are there? The niggers are pampered by our egalitarian society.

Imagine you have some men, private citizen, who patrol their streets, block, town ect. You would not hear the end of it in the media. 'How eeeeevil' 'Das rayciiiis' 'Literally hitler's henchmen'
Also the police doesn't like that you shit in their garden.

1. Have one dialect taught in schoolearly on.
2. French or Italian before English
3. Mandatory anathemn in 2 language at least.
4. Army mandatory 9 months or 18 months of community service for both men and women until 30 or pay 5% of your income.
Problem solved.

>you have some men, private citizen, who patrol their streets, block, town ect...
Implying with got enough time for that.
Go to work Silvio.

>They party harder then you so theyre better citizens
cringey as fuck

you sound like some 5'7 bisexual goaty fuckboy oblivion character living in the alps.

Not in the EU either
>looking forward to this club

What do you guys think about the new Zurich police policy of not automatically telling the nationality of someone when making an announcement? Will it last?

Sweden really is just a metastasis. Fuck krautland

Certainly. But having a sense of oneself and one's people goes far beyond that. We need to get rid off direct democracy and introduce monarchy. Church and state shall not be separated and our leader shall be the middle of the spinning wheel of time, symbolizing the eternal. Furthermore we need to introduce true philosophy in its etymological sense, which is supra-rational, serving as a bridge to the higher world.

Most crimes are being commited by Eastern Euros , not shitskins or niggers.
So that works in your benefit , snow nigger.

Switzerland is not a paradise. At least 50% of our population is composed of niggers, arabs and/or mudslims.

There is entire cities full of niggers. There is mosques everywhere. Every morning I heard the muezzin screaming in his speaker. The crime rate is rising like hell.

I had to move to the countryside because of the danger. I now live in the alps. My house is "hidden" in the middle of the forest. I built a wall around my property with barbed wire and I stocked ammo for my guns. My goal is to grow my own food to be independent and avoid as much as possible going in the city and being assaulted. But above all to be ready for the coming civil (race) war.

Don't come here. We are fucked beyond hell.

You just need a fucking ID to buy ammo you troglodyte cunt.

We also need to stop the dysgenic processes dominant in Switzerland and in the whole West. Women shall be taught the beauty of motherhood and men the pride in masculinity. Men and women with I.Q.'s above 110 should be heavily subsidized by every child they have. High I.Q. women with 5+ children should get medals and special privileges. Low I.Q. people should be granted money by the state if they willingly sterilize themselves.

>moldavian
>snownigger
Coming from the mountain jew nigger...kek my sides.

>What is federal shooting ranges ?
>What is private shooting ranges ?

You can even shoot on your property as long as you don't bother the neighborhood.

You really are the biggest ignorante cock sucker I've seen here today.

Sure thing ahmed

>2 weeks later the niggers stopped caring and now they're dealing coke and fighting with fucking axes literally just next to the police station.

Are you from Yverdon ?