You have ten seconds to act like a normie

>you have ten seconds to act like a normie

DUDE HE BELIEVES THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED!!! WHAT A FUCKING RACIST!!

For all you fucking racists out there denying our bloodline: just a reminder that Egypt is in Africa
*micdrop

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!

is this even a thing

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HAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY MINION MEME!!

LOL!!! XDXDXDXDDDDDXD

BRB SHARING THIS FUNNY MEME TO ALL MY FAYSBOOK FRIENS!!! 1!! XDDDDD

I'M PICKEL RIIIIIICKKKK! HAHA LIKE XD

"For every minute you're sad, you lose 60 seconds of happiness." - Albert Einstein

Have a nice day, friends :D :D :D :D

Shout-out to this gem by Wikileaks on Reddit 1 year ago: The allegations that we have colluded with Trump, or any other candidate for that matter, or with Russia, are just groundless and false.Should also be the nail in the coffin that WikiLeaks is some sort of altruistic journalistic source.

I fucked her.

IS THIS 9GAG?!

Hopefully you get to kill Hitler in the new COD haha

only rural retards voted for not my president

#YOLO

cool party bro. With one on this pic its you?

I can't wait to go to Chad's Party ! we're like, totally just gonna smoke weed, and get absolutely freakin drunk haha! lol xD

Hitler was a fucking monster bro, you ever been on History channel?

FUCK TRUMP. OBAMA WAS THE BEST PRESIDANT EVER!

>pull out iPhone
>go to huffpo, wapo, sensible chuckle, ect
>look really interested

OK I cheated.... I stole it from plebbit and I'M SORRY faggots!

I really like this quote. Mind if I save it?

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I'm still with her

I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICKKKK

OMG Stacey just blocked me on Facebook.
Like I would ever fuck her boyfriend.

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Dude, you missed an awesome party last night. Stacey was all over Brad and they were making out all over the kitchen, shit was epic. Eric chugged too many Buds and passed out, we drew dicks on his face and put pubes in his mouth hahah. Yeah, Tracey was there too dude. She was asking about you bro, haha. I backed you up man, I got you. You gotta lay off that politics shit though, man. Makes you look like kinda a freak haha. Anyway Dylan's parents are out this weekend and he's throwing a party, you in??

DUUDE, BLACK CHICKS ARE SO HOT xD DAT BOOTY AMIRITE

Free movement of people is the norm :)

>he totally just killed some jews but not all the jews
>here is a random picture i found on Sup Forums
>checkmate genocide wasnt real
>im so edgy
>im a neet but also preach 1488
>its the jews fault i have ADHD, autism, dont work, take depression meds and dont go to school

>not having location enabled

What are you, some Sup Forums autist?

All yours my friends haha.

Democrats are the real racists!

butthurt jew projection

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This is usually mentally impaired former alcoholic middle age women though

Moore ought to resign and drop out of the race because of all these accusations. Just drop out

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My normie S8 doesnt show the icon for location because it would distract me from taking selfies :)

Come on guys, can't we all just get along

Party out, chum! Woah, this party is kickin' it, tonight! Jiminy just about cricket if this ain't a holler and a hoot. And these beverages? Oh boy! They make me feel great, and on multiple levels at that! Hehe, just a little colloquialism for you since I'm of contemporary character and overall outgoing demeanor. Hello, hello! The tunes sure are "flowing" tonight, similar to the numerous alcoholic beverages circulating this congregation tonight. And a hip, hip hurrah to our host! *raises glass of chardonnay*

kek

Ugh, I'm so sick of both the Left and the Right. They're both a bunch of SJWs now. Why can't everyone just be cool and smoke weed?

Woah, unexpectedly accurate description

I heard Dylan cancelled it bro. Said something about being too busy mupping the doo diddies in their church on Saturday... whatever that means, haha xD he's so random

What's your insta?

nah just funny that all the niggers here preaching 1488 and holocaust denial are the same ones that think it is absolutely hilarious to be invited to a party or leave their house

shit the neet bux probably get direct deposited and they can have walmart deliver chicken tendies to their door now

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I can't wait until everyone is caramel colored and we can stop talking about race all the time

“I really like astronomy and stars and stuff. I’m also into stranger things and hip hop haha. I love rap music so much black guys are so good at dancing. You think Brandon would ever find out if I banged his friend from football Tyrone? I’ve seen them practice and Tyrone always tackles him. It’s kind of sad but it turns me on how fast and strong Tyrone is. Brads a good guy though so I would feel bad but Tyrone is going to be like a pro rapper or NFL player.

bro i fucking love niggers

heyyy waddup lets get some beers m88888

quite an elaborate narrative you've spun there

I would never go on a racist Facebook like that fortune or whatever. Salon dot com told me about it so now I'm an expert.

This made me remember when some friends of my ex girlfriend got angry with me because I deleted them from Facebook. I deleted them because in that moment I was doing cleaning of the contacts I never talked with and also deleting my accoung in general but I still greeted them in real life and talked with them. So they told my ex girlfriend that I was a bad person, a fake person and that they aren't going to salute me anymore. And they weren't kids of 16 years old, they were adult people of more than 25 years. I just couldn't believe that someone could get angry in that way for such a stupid thing. I barely talked with them in Facebook, maybe 1 or 2 times in years. I tried to explain my ex girlfriend that it wasn't because of them particularly, that I was doing cleaning and also deleting all my account but they didn't understand it.

inb4 nice blog

>unironically larping as normies

That's not a Stacey, girls like that are easy as hell to fuck without even being a Chad.
They all just gravitate to the nearest drugs.
Using drugs to get women is true scumbag level low though.

I can't tell if this is parody in tune with the thread's subject matter or you honestly blogposting this fucking garbage.

Lol’d audibly on the silent bus I’m on

Not everything is so black-and-white like Sup Forums makes it out to be. You people need to stop watching the fear mongering media and chill out.

>walmart chicken tendies
Youre out of line bro, i'm loyal to one type of chicken tendies and one type of chicken tendies only: mom's chicken tendies after I get enough good boy points. Fuck off with your walmart normie shit.

Hey, we don't like offensive memes here.

It is true. I'm boring dude, and I wanted to remeber some thing from the past. Also practicing my engrish.

I was about to make a gender equality post but I couldn't stomach it

Who is ths Sup Forums? The answer will blow your mind.

Bernie gets me. He know baristas cannot work part time and afford to live in their parent’s basement while billionaires get to profit from decades of hard work and investment. It’s time the bottom 98 percent let the top 2% hear us loud and clear! THE PEOPLE. UNITED. CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED!!

Hey man, your starting to sound like a racist nazi. Dont you know that’s racist!?

Socialism is natural guys.

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>tweets link to a vague news article that claims Trump is a Russian puppet but provides no evidence
IMPEACH HIM!!!!!

Have you heard of [insert the newest CNN Trump hoax]? Can't believe the rayciss white people voted for this bigot

Only a faggot has women as friends

You should have kicked their ass for larping

If they outnumber you,then call some friends

they're just mad because their friend count got lower

That sounds more like Zuckercuck trying to relate to fellow humans.

They assumed it will be always on anyway. Normies don't care.

Specially one of my ex girlfriend friends that got angry was a indeed a faggot.

want me to read your horoscope?

I'm Leo.

Like a what?

You just got to enjoy your life. Life is too short.

Post normie pics/memes

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What's the deal with the lonely croat?

Kinda looks like me in my teens when looking from that point.

I was also awkward and got mental breakdowns in social events.

whats ur myspace ,