Isn't it obvious that ayy lmaos would connect to our internet and gain intelligence on homosapiens that way instead of or at least before making first contact. how do we know half the posters on here aren't ayy lmaos larping as homo sapes
fuckin open your eyes pol
maybe thats why they wont present themselves to. they've seen our 400 pound hacker named Fourchan
You're assuming that they would have clear understanding of how the technology works, and what is being transmitted.
A foreign species would have no idea if a bunch of 1s and 0s represent a shitty jpeg or the latest military intel.
They'd have to be around for hundreds of years, studying, to be able to tap into our communications.
They'd have to understand our languages and way of thinking to make any sense of the data.
Unless you think there is just some universal alien-to-alien translation device.
Actually a smart dane for once. I am suprised.
Would explain some the autism like op
>hundreds of years
kek
tbf if lmaos can master interstellar travel then it's probably possible that they can figure out how to boot windows eventually.
I'm not sure he's necessarily assuming that the ayys have connected to the internet, but rather that its possible they have/will and that it probably would be clever for them to do so.
I was talking to my online friend Ll'aarp and he was laughing his ass off at the very suggestion.
Chinese people are ayylmaos.
didnt you see independence day or predator? they learn english over time
Looks like a space nigger
Possibly, yes. Was just trying to convey, that there probably isn't any universal plug'n'play devices that'll do the trick. Not saying that they can't tap into the stream - just that it would require a LOT of knowledge to make sense of it.
So we already have programs that can learn to translate languages that they have never seen before if given information, and you are saying that with zetabites of information flowing, aliens who could master interstellar travel couldn't do the same to understand our logical codes? Don't make me laugh so hard. it almost hurts.
>This whole time, frogposters were merely ayy lmao's
the one thing they would have to be absolute masters of is computation. and that computational power would be more than enough to decipher ANY stream of data we output. Just because there is no "plug and play" option doesn't mean it wouldn't be easy for them to figure it out quickly.
This is what I hate about how normies see aliens. Why the fuck do you expect them to even resemble life as we know it? What is a Gas Cloud learned how to compute? That's all you are in comparison, a biochemical processor. A rock, given enough time may evolve to the point of life. Anything could. There might be life with such a different understanding of the visual spectrum that they point out an afterlife to us we can't even hope to detect.
>Ayy's could be anything
As far as we know, yes.
But all of that is built on prior human knowledge, no? Unless they have encountered a species very similar to our own, it would still take time to decode and understand the information.
I agree. I just assumed OP meant 'physical pop culture ayys'.
it doesn't require any novel knowledge of the system, as coding is based on logic, which would be required for any computational ability. given enough processing power (which they would assuredly have plenty of) and a constant stream of data (which we readily transmit) using basic logic and pattern detection, it could be broken down and analysed in a matter of days. if not faster.
Fuck off space nigger
>fuckign open your eyes pol
this cunt cant
But wouldn't they basically also have to understand the entire x86 instruction set (and others), to have any idea what's going on?
Not saying they can't - just saying that it would be a monumentous task, even with huge amounts of processing power.
And yes, coding is based on logic, but could that logic not vary as well, if, hypothetically, the ayys used non binary computing?
>implying ayyy lmaos aren't shitposting on Sup Forums right now
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If you only knew how crazy things really are
The Internet is to Earth what the homosapien body is to its brain. This is all your planet talking to itself but you fucks are too matrix'd to see it. What if I am an ayy lmao?
If you can reliably and quickly travel through space there's a good chance you've figured out a way to crack encryption methods, as I assume they would be primitive in comparison. The real question is why an alien would have any interest in similarly-primitive shit found on the internet, or care to study humans at all beyond the absolute bare minimum. It's like when whites studied niggers, they did what they needed in a brief amount of time and realized "these people are stupid violent morons", classified them as lower life and moved on to more important stuff (like enslaving them or taking their natural resources.)
>If you only knew how crazy things really are
Then tell us..
>mfw space aliens learn the language faster than illegal aliens
Actually I could get information out of 0 and 1s in hours, regardless of language or content.
You have to be pea brained to figure it out. We know this because liberals can learn it.
ayyylmao go back to we partying there nigger
I'm sure there are many species with different agendas though, visiting us throughout the ages. Some will stay for the shitshow, others will, as you imply, regard us as a non-contributing-primitive-lifeform and move on.
I don't believe that. If you have the means to travel through space then you need resources to do it, and a lot of the resources we know of in the universe can be found on this planet. We can't space travel and we probably couldn't fight anything that was sufficiently far away in space, thus any intelligent life form that found us would no doubt have an interest in pacifying us and taking everything we have. Schadenfreude or intrigue are uniquely mammalian traits, there's no reason to assume a space alien would sit back with popcorn and watch us make fools of ourselves.
Now drop all your knowledge about those specific systems, throw your tools (built using knowledge of those systems) in the trash and try again.
Alien objective is to make us see that to the rest of the universe we are the aliens. Universe exploration objective is driven by the universe wanting to become self-aware. From here we already are aliens watching homosapien history unfold but we are so enamored by happenings that we get sucked into identification with it
To be honest, I fairly doubt that aliens would be interested in some stupid autistic image board when they could be talking to the big banks, weapon manufacturers and energy giants instead. You're misjudging us completely, desu senpai.
I doubt aliens would care about culture, but if they did a website like this is absolutely ideal for speaking to humans from every walk of life. Why do you think you come here? The alternatives force you to have an identity, to suck moderator cock, to not speak your mind or have any kind of argument/debate. Even if you lie on this site it shows authentic human behavior.
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I turned on my parents computer when I was 3 to play a game. If my retarded self could do it so could ayy.
The day we stop being stupid fucks and unite under a 4th Reich, is the day a relativistic bomb gets launched our way. We will have little time to get the hell out of Dodge .
Humans farm other humans, they do this of their own free will. So when they in turn get enslaved, they have nothing to complain about.
What if aliens had really large benis with a vibrating glans? Would they replace hu-men for roastie pleasuring?
You fucks aren't paying attention. 'Alien' is literally just unknown. To another species, we are the aliens - until they gain intelligence on us and understand the underlying motivational forces, learn what we call ourselves, etc. - the process of 'sorting the chaos'. This message board is anonymous - it's all unknown. We are all aliens here but you fucks are too busy being homosapiens in 2017. Pay attention.
>Travel a yuge-ass distance towards that tiny blue planet close to a star.
>Notice the species communicates by using a technology somewhat equivalent to artificial telepathy at a global scale.
>crack down and connect to their meanings of communication.
>observe the phenomenon called "Memes."
>have a hard time trying to translate the behaviour of the inhabitants of the strange blue planet.
>ETWTF.jpg
>call the fleet and laser-evaporate the species.
>???
>profit.
the memes are essentially just ancient egyptian symbology - its visual language. You think this isn't interesting to ayys?
I'm a bit hessitant to ascribe malice to all non-terrestrial species. I have doubts that they would want Earth for resources - the composition is not that unique. I think it's a Hollywood meme, that they all want to exterminate us because of out 'precious planet'.
I wonder what is the first shitpost in history and if E.T. had anything to do with it or whether that was a result of pure sapient creativity and imagination.
As for the interest of ayys, I feel sorry for them already.
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Why do you think there were major outages of the Internet recently, moron?
They're already connected, and they're not impressed by the ratio of Porn to everything else.
One thing which is suspicious to me is how universally consistent the image of an alien is.
Namely, the greys.
Is it just a coincidence that the image of an alien that exists in pop culture is so specific and widespread?
Is it possible that the government has gradual disclosure programs like its hinted and that the greys do exist and their phenotype has been leaked intentionally?
i thought greys are biorobots and not "aliens" as we mean it.
please explain
who is this