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Outoftheloop

I just know Amazon will make a prequel. What's happening?

the gangster of the blings

>Implying the Nazguls wouldn't be all white

Well, they technically are already

My issue is they made all the orcs white

YOU SHALL NOT PASS WHITEY

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FEATURING BILL COSBY AS GANDALF

I actually wouldn't mind Morgan freeman as Gandalf.

NIGGER detected

>not Lord of the Kangz

Gandalf the brown.

"fuk mount doom niga take dat ring to da pawnshop"

HOL UP Y'ALL
DAT MUHFUGEN BLANGZ GOTSA GO TO DAT MOUNT DOOM, YAHFEELME?

We WUZ elf's and shit!? Damn nigga I love tolkun n shit now!

Frodo is now a black woman named "Froho"

There will almost certainly be black elves in it

is lawd of da RANGZ nigguh

I guess niggers are sucking more dick in Hollywood these days.

It's Lord of the Bling

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Is this neibourhood of the ring is any real? Proof?

a nigga cant roll straight up insto mordor

One 40 to rule them all

Do gold teeth and/or gems embedded in teeth have a shorter name to make it work in a "lord of the ____" way?

I know you're joking but I would watch that

Scene one:
*slow fade in*
a voice from off camera yells: "you shall not pass"
*the full scene comes into picture, where we see DeFrodo standing defiantly in the front of his class at Shireton Central High, staring down his evil whte orc teacher*
"ayo, hol' up"
*roll opening credits*

Well I'm dead

Peter Jackson already gave up to requirements to add blacks to entirely white fantasy world.

KANGZ OF DA RANGZ

kek

Here you go
>Yo shall not pass, nigga

Can a talented chap put the mongrel meme onto this?

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>only non-white cast in the original LotR were the orcs and uruk hai and the eastern men
no way this happens again

There can be nogs as long as they're oliphant traders from Harad

MadTV already did this with their Lord of the Bling skits.

absolutely harad

Link? What is MadTV?

Not enough white womenz

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those are sandnogs

Its funny because this is probably the route they're gonna take.

Can white people have anything anymore?

What the fuck bro

We’re you born in the 00s?

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Dark lord Trump

trump would be denethor if anything; in charge of whitey and not in charge of the beautiful orcs

Lawd of the Rangz: The Camebekk of the Kang

You forgot to make the kings white and or Trumps.

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>implying you wouldn't pay to go see this

You shall not pass motherfucker

you should e-mail the producer and ask

ok just how young are you?

>The Lord of the Niggs

If they make Lord of the Rings black, I will stop at nothing until every system the elite have built fall apart in the next 20 years.

I will spout nihilism until they lose their traitorous workforce and learn their lesson.

how about you hold my hand while i detonate some pipe bombs instead

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Lord of the Bling: Brotherhood of the Bling
Lord of the Bling: The Two Dicks
Lord of the Bling: Return of the Kang

Starring
Hobo Baggings
Samsmrt Gangjeep
Merv Brandybucks
Pear-eyed Grin Take
Grandalf the Crip
Daddy Gone, son of Arabthorn
Legoland the Gay Nig
Gibsmi the Little Nig
Bored, son of Thor
Theo, Kang of Rohang
Czaruman the Bloodz
Grima Big Worm Dick
Sour man, Dark Kang of Murder

"Yo ass aint gettin pass nigguh"

Why not ? Whites are like 6% of world population. We are dying out and world can replace us.

>KANG of the Ringz
Will the dwarves all be played by jews? They fit the part.

Someone needs to modify the "why couldn't you just let me play vidya" meme into "why couldn't you just leave LOTR alone"

$20 says sour man has orange hair

>Gibsmi

$3,50 says he's guzzling orange soda in every single scene, and Mount Doom is the world's largest spliff.

I only approve of this kangification if Tyrone biggums plays ghollum

>riding out on horses
>not Caddy’s with spinners and suspensions

>who are the haradrim

YA GOT SOME OF THAT RANGS?

YOU

>Gandalf the Grey dies
>Doesn't return as Gandalf the White cause das racis
>Returns as a pimp in purple fur lined robes and with a gold cane rather than a staff.

Have they actually announced any black actors or is pol overreacting like usual?

ugh, Every. time.

Will Gandalf smoke Weed or Meth in his pipe?

>Puts on the ring
Holy shit, I died.

>from Gandalf the White to Gandalf the Shite

It's like we saw this coming. I'm actually starting to believe in meme magic.

Sjw shitfest

Nothing really announced yet but there's reason to fear, considering they fucked up the Dark Tower that way and replaced Emma Watson with an ugly sheboon for Hermione. Fantasy created by white authors is getting culturally appropriated by People of Color and we have to like it or we're bigots.

>that Arwen
top jej

Read it in his voice

Someone still has their strength!

He'll sell the ring at the nearest value pawn for crack money.

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The Hobbit Trilogy was a mistake. I reckon it all stemmed from Jackson letting his wife influence him.

Anyway why are Amazon doing anything LOTR-related? Can't anyone stop revisiting the same things over and over?

top kek

Here's the provisional cast

We called them pygmies before they were magical elves, didn't we?

Why was MadTV so ahead of its time? Everything about this sketch is pure kino.

>Lord of the Kangz

>Gibsmi the Little Nig
kek

this is why i'm not too worried if Amazon decides to completely gut the original intentions of Tolkien by putting blacks, gays, trannies, everywhere.
These groups aren't into LotR to begin with, and wouldn't see the movie unless it became a complete farce (and even then, prolly wouldn't see it). It would also drive away the serious fans.
If money is actually what Amazon wants, they'll have to stay true to the story.
Of course, there's still the possibility that Amazon is rich enough to be willing to waste a large chunk of their fortunes just to profane the sacred and piss off LotR fans, but that seems out of character for people that are obsessed with wealth.

we totally wasnt the orcs and shit

Underrated

>It began with the forging of the Great Rangs. Three were given to Whitey, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Jew-Lords, great merchants and lawyers of the desert halls. And nine, nine rangs were gifted to the race of Kangz, who above all else desire welfare. For within these rangs was bound the strenth and the will to get dem gibs.
>But they were all of them deceived, for another rang was made... Deep in the land of Congo, in the Fires of Mount Butt Naked, the Dark Lord Yakub forged a master rang in secret, and into this rang he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to oppress all blacks. One rang to rule them all.

Dev Patel "Indian Hindu" as Saruman

Do you have a problem?

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A race described as swarthy with dark hair.

It wouldn't matter if they were straight black anyway, there were no Haradrim at lake town, they were all in the south until sauron banded them together to invade Germany... Or wherever.

WE WAS RINGS!

Dem National geographics

nice

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