ZIMBABWE HAPPENING HOLY FUCK

ZIMBABWE HAPPENING HOLY FUCK

twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/930584750477078528

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=TuctyJCMyw8
youtube.com/watch?v=6z3FqnP-TXc
youtube.com/watch?v=kjjfatWI_oQ
twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/930590233371975680
radiozim.co.zw/
twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/930591884329746432
youtube.com/watch?v=xXxLst0DrfY
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Oh my God are you okay? Sit down and drink some water.

Zimbabwe gets a holy fuck? Not from me.

Zimbabwe has been one of the only stable countries in Africa for the recent decades, mainly because the ancient Mugabe dictatorship. This might lead to prosperity or chaos, maybe both. Either way Zimbabwe isn't some chaotic hellhole like most African countries, so this is significant

Frankly i am shocked there are still buildings in Zimbabwe

>a military coup in Africa
Imagine my surprise.

Niggers gonna nig

Maybe they'll plead for the white farmers to come back.

>niggers
>nigging
>surprised

gtfo

Probably cia niggers at it again.

Relax, it is a prank, like you do with the silly man and his flag.

Rare

Isn't that the place where whitey got kicked out?

That's called Wednesday in zombieland. Ghouls everywhere

Yes, former Rhodesia

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

>funny picture, succinct text, trips
I want to hate the Swiss, but I find it hard

>t. zillionaire teacher from zimbabwae

do NOT drink water

muh goobermant an sheeeeeeit
oook ooooook ooooooooooook

It took them 37 years

Nah, just conflict autist

checked
also what do you want him to turn gay or something?

only if the water filter merchant has sold you afilter

>hate the swiss

for what purpose?

THE WHITE MAN RETURNS

I was sure that Mugabe will remain in power for the rest of his life. He was close. I thought the same about Gadaffi.

ready to give colonization another shot yet?

Just niggers killing niggers. No different than Chicago.

livestream?

The chinese are already doing that

Mugabe is Mugagone

Yeah they did have the one famine but things have been at least surviveable for the last decade (for blacks).

Probably a shitty African attempt at a pro Mugabe false flag or a glow-in-the-dark coup

To be fair tho, Mugabe has been in power for over 35 years. If that's not stability, what is?

If it's finally happening I'm not shocked. Zimbabwe's army veterans have been really unhappy about Mugabe's power plays lately, and his dumping of Vice-President Mnangagwa in favour of his wife was maybe the last straw. Honestly, an army coup may well be an improvement on the current situation.

>cobalt

Who cares, its on the other side of the world no relevance to us, let them eat each other alive.

The only reason mountain Jews aren't as bad as Jews is because they prefer living in their fortress.

It's not a glow-in-the-dark or a false flag. Mugabe has been sacking military officials for the better part of this year and recently is trying to dismiss his VP so that his wife becomes VP and rules when he dies.

Rothschilds, gold storage, illium refuge after belgium

Checked

nobody and i mean not one single human cares about niggers in africa.

Africa is not worthy of saving.

Seriously what?

What fucking side do we even take in this situation?

R E M E M B E R T H E B O E R

Jews do not care either they only want resources and that is it.

I mean thats not the point, especially on Sup Forums. The point is to grab your popcorn and get comfy

Found these african news livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=TuctyJCMyw8
youtube.com/watch?v=6z3FqnP-TXc

Platinum

>calls himself a hippie
also checked

Of course it isnt. We are just here for the happenings

We just want as many as possible to die

YES ANOTHER COMFY AFRICA HAPPENING

drumpf btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=kjjfatWI_oQ

Fuck yes, Taylor Swift is on tour

This.
BACK THE SIDE THAT CAUSES THE MOST SUFFERING

Water in most developed countries contains a lot of birth control hormones, plastics, and other chemicals which are terrible for male sexual health. Alex jones might be crazy, but he's right about the frogs.

THIS MAN WAS BASED AF

FUCK THIS SHIT

FUCK WHI*TE SUBHUMANS

BREAKING: US embassy in Zimbabwe has told American citizens in the country to 'shelter in place'.

the side of ebola-chan

>twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/930590233371975680

dey sin look like da poo poo

ROY BENNET HAS BEEN DECLARED PRESIDENT
ROY BENNET HAS BEEN DECLARED PRESIDENT

BREAKING NEWS

It's being announced right now on radio: radiozim.co.zw/

They're still playing music from time to time for some fucking reason

The chinese

they're celebrating atm. They're glad Mugabe is gone

sounds like lefypol is to the rescue.

Is lefypol in chief
Is a guy
Is a guy sucknig another guys benis
is what all the left is about
a man, a communist, well culturan marcist, putting another mans penis in his mouuth....

we tried to warn you about this, but they put their penis in another mans mouth, they really do

is not about fishing rights or anything they just ..... put a dick in their mouth


Also I don't give a shit about you and raping.... whatever street shit. we will contunie killing whales and you are a bunch of homo sexuals and i will kill any homo near me, fuck you fuckyour homos and we will kill all whales. SWEDES

Full statement by US embassy

>Zimbabwe isn't some chaotic hellhole like most African countries
Correct. It's a placid shithole.

do you think the same about Merkel?

HONORABLA MEMBAS

Reports that rebel commander Sayyam Al-Hayyad has declared independence for Zimbabwe

better than CNN desu

>the cotton nigger eve in africa
fml

Correction: this is by Department of State

twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/930591884329746432

WHITE Farmer Roy Bennett and opposition MP as part of the MDC has been declared the interim leader until elections are held by General Constantino Chiwenga

he can't keep getting away with it

fuck you
fuck whales
what do you tiink you will acomm.... uuuuh
you think this
well no, you are the most hated in the world, so how do we do this with you?
Fuck a nigger?
Fuck a chniaman?
Is where you don't understand, how about? Wheere are all the jobs? oy vey FUCK YOU

FUCKING MUH NAZI

She's waiting for the best moment to openly declare herself as the dictator of Europe.

Just looked that up, and it's reported as fact in mainstream Dutch media. Fuck.

pretty easy to pull off when you murder your revolutionary partner and genocide the second largest ethnic voting block and the entire white military resigned in the 80s allowing him to put all his people in who owe their entire prosperity to him. had it not been for those whites being kicked out of the country in 1980 it would've been the same turbulent shit hole as congo. zimbabwe's consistent 227th ranking in all economic studies is a testament to the society you create when you're a shit leader that literally can't be dethroned.

Is now the time to buy up platinum?

>water

Did Sheldon fuck Amy?

its too bad white people didnt seize the government and perform revenge holocaust on niggers

I have to pee is allowed or nazi?

I just have to pee... don't brag about it but is must pee

CONQUISTA-OS, MOÇO!!!!

MAPA COR DE ROSA QUANDO!?

Do we side with Mugabe?

yuu must sit down on toilet seat to pee like stron womynz

wtf
WHITE POWER?

Can't beat that British craftsmanship.

Only if you hate white people

Nothin can "happen" in Zimbabwe because no humans live there.

>This might lead to prosperity
You severely underestimate how retarded niggers are. The only way Zimbabwe could become prosperous would be for it to become Rhodesia again.

Is that his actual voice?

Have there been shots fired? If not, that would be very impressive.

Check out this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=xXxLst0DrfY

No, you nigger.
I hope you're white and know more than what you're telling aka whites taking over. If that's the case, Godspeed and may you kill every nigger in sight. Good luck.