MakeApp destroys the roasties - #TheHaggening

The butthurt is palpable. Women wearing makeup. Are they friend or foe?

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ITT Dump natural faces

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The roastie is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a whore, a bitch, a traitor, a cunt, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But remove her make up and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

HEY SHOOP FAGS CAN WE GET THE PJW/COLBERT TREATMENT ON SOME OF THESE PLEASE??

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here's an idea:
>find caked grill roast on instagram
>take her photos and process them with makeup remover - you don't have to be autistic and do the whole profile, just like a dozen of recent ones, but surely there'd be people like that here
>make a new instagram page called something like @RealAbigailHalper, as a counter to her plastic image on her actual profile and upload her #NoMakeup #NoFilter photos there
>feel free to write in things like 'this is the Real me, not the fake me' and such
>go "viral" and mine salt
>get suspended for unfair use and impersonation

>next time, do it but with an added twist of Artistic Vision Art Project featuring assorted women - you could go the way of side-by-side, but in my opinion, showcasing just the end result is more appealing and less threatening - and keep telling them how Naturally BeautifulTM they look! #nomakeup #loveyourflaws #youarebeautiful #beconfident #beyourownkindofbeautiful #embraceyourflaws #selflove #faceisabodypart #bodypositive #natural #beauty

RIP MOMMY

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best one i've seen as yet

PLEASE

let the salt flow

Is this the same guy who made that faceapp?

Why are these apps so fucking good, his coding is on point.

this gon b gud

Thanks for baking new bread leaf

because it uses a neural network

lmao he's suing all the shit talkers
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W-would you?

in case anyone was wondering: yes, shapiro's sister remains my mummy

i still love you mummy

Anyone got Lady Gaga???

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suddenly I am looking forward to e-celeb threads

My phones working overtime lads.

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Good to see Brendan Fraser getting work.

Would rather .

SKELLY

IS THAT YOU

that's it
I'm done

I want MILK from MOMMY'S KHAZAR UDDERS!!!

Kek

>"Problematic"

Please dont be horrific

Is she related to Kellyanne?

#HAGGENING
#FAKEUP
#ITSOKAYTOBEUGLY

Russia is now hacking apps?

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literally no change

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women:
>"men don't like girls with no makeup, they like girls with natural looking makeup. pigs!"
in reality men like women who wear little makeup and look good, because ones who cake it on are hiding something as evidenced by this app

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Larry David in a wig

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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It's actually kinda better.

top kek

>blocks your app

Looks like a vampire ghoul on the right.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Threadly reminder of the death of yellow fever.

disgusting

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>Brendan Fraser back for the role of his life

hahaaha

This is great. They took my race-switching Faceapp from me once, they will NOT TAKE THIS!!!!!

time has not been pleasant

Jordan Carver

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Gold

AHAHAHAHA

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The roastie is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a slut, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But make and app to remove their make up and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Laci green

>problematic

BTFO

I tried mate it kept crashing and it gave up

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DO IT DO IT.

Whuddup bro

show me your boipucci

hahahaha

holy fuck

Why can't I use it on Nox? :(

DO YOUR WORST

OLD LADY OLD LADY OLD LADY.

Why are they so assblasted about this when theres been filters to make you look old and wrinkley out for years now. Literally no different

>Gradually I began to hate them.

This is a veritable salt mine

egg

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this might be the greatest invention of the 2010's

>the russians did it!
>russians slipped subversive russian app that makes people look ugly!
>everything i dislike has ties with russia!

make it stop.

Will this app be ultimately the weapon against the modern slut? Will it be it's own version of slutshaming which will help us to do first steps in repairing our women?

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No one is safe,

Not even top instagram models.

fuck off, you misogynistic nerd fags. get a life and a hobby

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Yes it is. This one shows you how ugly she is right now.

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Mika?

what a disgusting bitch, in both pictures. why does she have such xbox hueg ears?

Somebody do J.K. Roastie pls.

still would berry

my phone rebooted into recovery wtf

it keeps getting better

>fags
how homophobic of you

she's hot for her without makeup age

1) if you've ever fucked a few 9/10s you'll know from experience that most of these women just look like pretty boys without make up. Although some are just naturally beautiful without makeup, but these ones are rare.

2) how does the app actually work?

Because it's the truth they are afraid of.