Why is he such a fucking hack?

Why is he such a fucking hack?

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Because he's a pedophile.

why is she such a semen demon?

because YOU'RE a pedophile

Because his wife is dead...or did she leave him?
I forget.

Subs when?

she is 19 tho

she left him while he was on the toilet cuz he made fun of her bad cooking

Because he is lazy as fuck and always stubbornly clings to the first theory he has.

They're both massive tsunderes that won't admit they still love each other, and whenever she's about to lose he does some dumb shit that angry her and it goes back to status quo.
Holy shit some people need to grow the fuck up.

TFW you can't binge watch it any more and you have to wait every week for the new episodes like a cuck

because he is lazy as fuck

Because he only tries seriously when it involves his close friends or family. Otherwise he's just lazing around waiting to fall asleep.

because hes literally a supervillain, this goody two shoes sthick is entirely an act.

i wouldn't doubt if he is the leader of the black organization and all his liquor references are just allegories for the shots he calls out to the organization

>head of the liquor organization calls the shots
hehe

How many Black Organization movies are there?

i believe 5 but none of them even come close to episode 345

I think just 3?

He's anything but goody two shoes.

>title is 名探偵コナン
>translated as Detective Conan

I fail to see the problem.

Case Closed > Detective Conan

Viz Media please fuck off forever.

>Detective Conan is translated as Detective Conan
Who would've thought?

That user is clearly taking issue with the fact that 名 has been left out.

Is there a good guide for the manga?

I am actually genuinely apologetic about the fact that I don't want to watch the right way, but I really just don't want too. Is there a guide to the highlight chapters. Like character intros, plot chapters, and 10/10 moments?

5, 13, 20

yeah here: all of it
here's the sick anime guide: skip tv originals

I remember him figuring out a characters motive who even Conan couldn't nail precisely.

Okay. FYI I know there's one on the wiki but every time its posted here people shit fling at it so I don't know if its trust worthy.

detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/Anime
this is accurate
people probably fling shit because they like tv originals
do not fall for the plot column meme

Rule of thumb is skip everything that doesn't involve the Black Organization, the FBI goons hunting the Black Organization, the hot police detective woman and her boyfriend, protag's parents, protag in his adult form, protag's brown clone, Kogorou's wife, Kogorou getting shit done on his own and the sneaky thief in the fancy suit.

do not fall for this retard's meme

Might as well not watch it then.

The Unseen Suspect, he was cool on that case.

Another one was Might Over Mystery in which he pulled a Conan on Eri figuring the case and giving hints to her while pretending to not have a clue

Ironically, if he actually use his brain, he could be a pretty good private investigator, only slight below the likes of Conan, Heiji or Hakuba

The movie has been subbed for about a week.

Go watch it, it's decent.

Aren't the subs garbage?

Brain damaged from constant sedation.

Lazyness. When it's personal he's actually only slightly worse then Conan.

Kogoro is cool

Jealous much? Name one thousand cases you solved in your sleep.

Protip: you can't.

Best boy

>boy

He did solve at least one case by himself, didn't he? At the reunion.

How are the friend characters still the same age? Does anything advance in this anime?

Will the plot ever fucking move?

>How are the friend characters still the same age?
Because in the manga only 6 months has passed since Shinichi was transformed into Conan.

Nobody would believe she had a 17-year old rhinoceros

But the plot is moving all the time. Now we know the BO is made of undercover agents

Is she still leading the female character rankings?

>All of BO's members are undercover agents.

She's legal

She's 18 bro.

Literally the perfect crime.

The quality of the subs should not impact your ability to enjoy it. Conan is one of those shows that you shouldn't even need subs for anyway.

>hack
>implying Mouri Poirot isn't the greatest detective of this age

Not until Gosho stops getting those fat stacks.

>2 sitting together and using 1 seat belt
This shouldn't be allowed Muh diabetes

That's alot of murders in 6 months

>6 months
>500000000 gorillion murders
>they just casually stumble into them
Is case closed the darkest fictional universe?

6 months ago, pay phones were still a thing user.
Better not think too hard about it.

Schrodinger canon. All the cases happened in that time span but not really.

it isn't

Is Akai a lolicon?

yes

...

learn moon

I didn't get very far in the manga before I stopped. Did he ever do anything cool besides that one Judo club arc?

everything he does is cool

Is Haibara one of the escaped clones?

Do you think the black organization want to capture her and put her back into the tank?

He murdered some girl and his wife blamed another guy to save Kogoro's ass.

>next movie is shinichi and ran movie

JUST FUCKING BURN DOWN MY SHIP

>>next movie is shinichi and ran movie
It's about Heiji

no its about ran and shinichi according to Let's Talk with Gosho Aoyama-sensei Day 2016

Because, he's antithesis to whatshisconanface

So it's going to be shit. Nothing will happen since movies are not cannon

The level of Ran/Shinichi shipping in the anime is ridiculous.

Otherwise Ran would be forgotten due to her being completelly irrelevant to the main plot

reminder that 1412 is best boy

If by 1412 you mean Bourbon then I agree.

>tfw the only reason I like him is for char amuro shenanigans

I started liking him after he said his magic words

I like him for his sandwiches.

I have no memory of these based words

Threadly reminder that it's universally agreed Haibara is the best girl already. The author just needs to give in.

Watch episode 780

He's based on Char, what did you expect?

fuck i forgot about this

fucking based

He's pretty good, but he's just lazy. Shit why would he even try anymore. Conan does his shit for him and he gets the credit.

Will it be more obnoxiously boring than Movie 7?

Is right

And he gets stoned for free

>Movie 6 was a masterpiece
>Movie 7 started the trend of garbage movies

nichishinichini?

Yes, seometimes even the absolute ranking

I honestly think it was the worst movie of all the movies, and that's saying something considering the 11 and 14

She'll never win. Original girlfriend has this in the bag

>3 times more votes than the second place
Why isn't she the MC again?