Keijo!!!!!!!!

How do you feel after Keijo?
Do you find yourself masturbating more to ass?
Have you become an assman?

Man I love 2016.

Already was.

I haven't even got slightly hard while watching Keijo, it's way too gratuitous to be erotic.

I watch it for the plot

>Have you become an assman?

I've always enjoyed large breasts and large asses equally.

It's too stupid and not really funny. Fanservice isn't that good either.

I've been an assman for a long time before Keijo, and this show is just too blatant and obvious in its pandering for me to enjoy.

To who? the player? the watcher?

My cheeks feel sore from grinning so much but that's it.
Vacuum butt cannon just makes me giggle.

>My cheeks feel sore from grinning so much
This, not many shows do this to me but I love it.

i unaronically enjoy the show

this
and this

I'm actually enjoying the story and characters. main girls are great.

Not an ass man.
With that being said, I can definitely appreciate a great ass when I see one. And this series has several.

>My cheeks feel sore
Which ones?

That's one puffy volvo.

not really assman but enjoy assplay

Ass definitely rules

If you'd remove the ass gimmick from Keijo, you'd get a decent but generic sports anime.

I want to be Nozomi's boyfriend!
I want to support her through thick and thin!
I want to hold her in my arms and dry her tears when she tells me it's all becoming too much and she's not sure if she's gonna make it!
I want to cook meals with lots of meat or fish for her and tell her she needs the protein!
I want to give her small gifts to show I appreciate her and how hard she works!
I want to go on dates with her and play vidya at the arcade!
I want to go to the cinema with her and watch horror movies so she can laugh at me when she discovers how easy it is to scare me!
I want to cuddle her and hold her body against me!
I want her to tell me how strong her butt has gotten!
I want her to tell me to squeeze her butt, and then tease me for being so prudish!
I want to call her every day, to make sure she takes good care of herself and doesn't overwork her body!
I want to be on the front row for every major competition she is in!
I want to be the first to congratulate her when she wins!
I want to be the first to console her when she loses!
I want to support her all the way to the Olympics!
I want to watch her fulfill her dream of becoming extravagantly rich and eating lavish meals every day!
I want to be princess carried by her when she finally earns the grand prize and wants to celebrate!
I want to marry her!
I want to lose my virginity to her on our wedding night!
I want to take her virginity from her on our wedding night!
I want to have babies with her!
I want to be a househusband and raise our children while she keeps competing in the sport she loves!
I want to grow old with her!
I want to look through old albums and reminisce about our time together with her!
I want to be by her deathbed in her final hours!
I want to hear that she has lived a happy life and can die without regrets!

But user, those are the best kind of anime.

Foreigners of you it is Japanese. Children were killed one person. It occurred in the world of Japanese art. Please somehow help. The power of God to the world of art is required. Please.

Japan is that you

yea look i havent popped a stiffy once, as everones saying oddly enough for such a weak season this shits got one of the better plots and characterisations..

kill me

no hes lying i am the japan

I've always been an ass man.

Stop writing like a youtube commenter or kill yourself.

Same

>I want to be Nozomi's boyfriend!
>I want to support her all the way to the Olympics!
Are you the dumped mangaguy that didn't even make it into the anime?

Deepest lore

>If you remove the most important aspect from something, it stops being that thing.
Really makes you think.

>If you remove the most important aspect from something, it's still decent.
You're retarded.

Aoba is best Keijo

Why is Aoba the cutest Keijo?

>it's still decent
Whom are you quoting?

He was really bad... ass !

probably cause she is best

>Do you find yourself masturbating more to ass?
No, because very few artists can actually draw an appealing butt or animate them properly AND/OR include interactions that are actually sexy and not just them sticking it out with an exaggerated fisheye lens. The sad part about Keijo!!!! is that these wonderful animators aren't going to be drawing porn.

I feel disgusted.

>My wife Aoba is so cute

Something about Keijo asses is off. I think they're forced butts.

Keijo makes my butt itch and I feel desire to smash asses with cute tomboys.

>makes my butt itch
Wipe better.

>T H I C C
How can Miyata even compete?

>The sad part about Keijo!!!! is that these wonderful animators aren't going to be drawing porn.
You act like your previous sentence also doesn't describe a good number of doujin & h-manga.

I was always an assman.

Keijo provides some fantasy fuel, but the actual show itself is too ACTION to be fappable. The Keijobutt is a weapon of war, it demands respect and undivided attention.

From the beginning, I have always been an ass... man!

But that's not what makes Keijo entertaining. It's hilariously over the top and completely self-aware; the same brand of comedy that works phenomenally for Prison School. I seriously doubt most of Keijo's viewerbase are in it solely for the fanservice, because as it's been said, it really doesn't excel in that department compared to other series. People enjoy it because it takes a simple premise (girls fight with butts and boobs) and makes it goddamn crazy.

There's a girl who rides up her swimsuit and gains teleportation powers.
There's a girl who can hypnotize her foes by swinging her jugs around.
There's a girl who can use fucking trace-on and Gate of Babylon, but with asses.

I understand why someone might not find Keijo to be their cup of tea, but I can't understand why someone wouldn't be able to see the appeal. Personally, I think it's a brilliant parody.

Miyata made me a boobman

Ironically, the best fanservice in Keijo isn't butt related at all

It's a masterpiece. The special techniques involving their tits and asses are more ridiculous than watching characters one upping each other in transformations or laser show. It's hard to masturbate when you're laughing this hard but asses are great nonetheless.

Seeing all the manga pages posted in the threads portraying the later techniques (like Asscalibur) make it a real sadness that the adaptation will end far before we get there.

>fellow fan of the BL spotted

Not enough armpits.

What's the best is when they seriously and unironically describe and talk about asses
>She's working together with Cerberus, this is the true form of her technique
>K-Acceleration

Somehow standard shounen-babble being applied to tits and asses is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while.

>She made it so her swimsuit covered less surface area, exerting less pressure on her body so her range of movement was increased to make her butt gatling more effective

>she's literally just riding her swimsuit up her ass
>the explanation has nothing to do with how it actually works

>I want to support her through thick and thin!
I only want to support her through thick.

Asses are for the masses
Breasts are for the classes

>classes
Your mom is like Marxist economic theory: everyone gets a share.

>still no T&A

The asses in Keijo aren't that great to be honest.

The fanservice is silly and funny, but not all that sexually appealing.

The asses often look funny and/or move weirdly in motion. They are almost never drawn with care.
Worst of all, I'm not attracted to the girls, so I don't care about their butts either.

Maybe the asses will be improved in the Blu-Rays.

I've always like butts though, they're best

...

...

I want to cut off Nozomi's ahoge(both)!

>sentient ass in the shape of a doggo
this shit will never stop making me laugh
kudos to the author for this

In soviet Russia, ass eats you.

Ｈｉｌａｒｉｏｕｓ　ｍｅｍｅ　ｄｕｄｅ

>no men in the adaptation meme
Needs to die.

The fujo jokes actually made no fucking sense in the anime, in the manga she's clearly checking out two real male swimmers.

What Jojo is this?

In this way, it makes her look like even more of a delusional fujo.

It ruins the whole joke though, which is kaminashi watching her clearly checking out two dudes.
The joke itself is gone because clouds. There's nothing there for her to spy.

Keijo is the cancer that is killing anime

You have a funny way of spelling "jojo"

kys my friend I want to be it too

I'm still waiting for tits to get more spotlight.

Call me when their battle goes Dragon Ball tier with city destruction Twerk/earthquake

Hopefully never. Tits fags should just leave.

Wanna fight m8

What's the problem? Too worried about having to keep your image because you use a fucking name on an anonymous imageboard?

May I suggest facebook instead?

>Keijo Japan school vs Ebony American Quake!!!! School
>Final
>Booty clap so hard that it breaks all the windows in the near city

>mfw watching episode 4 and 5
Please tell me it gets even more ridiculous, I just can't stop laughing.

Too bad. Nozomi's Kawai's property.

Fusions, ass swords, and nipple drill powers.

And those still aren't even the craziest.

where are the full versions of the ending? i want the aoba full version but i can't find it anywhere for free

>disrespecting jebus

Kys my man

You need to leave.

Jesus Christ I can't tell who is more pathetic, you or him.

Most likely it's the same person but he took off his name.

...

OP that image deserves many shops unrelated to Keijo

>no loli ass
I wouldn't know

Same here, it's more comedy compared to erotic.

This. Also, I love Nozomi!

The cutest roach.

Like this.

Do you have this shot with better quality?

>loli
>ass
What next, you're going to tell me oppai "loli" are actually loli? Dumb idiot bozo.

We really need something like this for Keijo!!!!! threads.

Miyata's butt is pretty unimpressive. I don't get how that's her strong point when even the relatively busty Nozomi has a better ass.

Now I understand why these athletes are fed karaage and gelato. Bitches like Miyata need some fat in the right places.

If this is going to be a thing, I hope that my "I want to marry Nozomi" pasta is included in it.

>Miyata's butt is pretty unimpressive
>passed for breasts