/ptg/ President Trump General - Little Rocket Man Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump statement aboard AF1 11/14/17
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>VP Pence @WSJ CEO council 11/14/17
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>Full hearing AG Sessions 6hrs 11/14/17
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>WH Video: Pres Trump's Historic Trip to Asia 11/14/17
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>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits Japan 11/14/17
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>TrumpTV: Army of Lobbyists 11/14/17
youtu.be/1fgIsaAk9no
>Pres Trump statement after ASEAN leaders summit 11/13/17
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>Duterte tells media to GTFO 11/13/17
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>SoS T-Rex meets Myanmar state counselor 11/13/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Venezuela 11/13/17
youtu.be/4Wze7t6viQM
>Pres Trump meets w/PooMinister Modi 11/12/17
youtu.be/xyZ2uM0lZ1M
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Georgia's DefMin 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump speaks @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
youtu.be/tjVJgR4OrgM
>Pres Trump meets w/Duterte 11/12/17
youtu.be/uzvycPsxWFc
>Pres Trump/bff Abe/aussie shitposter meet 11/12/17
youtu.be/3HXblFpWSPw
>ASEAN summit opening ceremony 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump/Duterte @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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>Group photo @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
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>Pres Trump arrives @ASEAN summit 11/12/17
youtu.be/KOXGQgEXBAg
>Duterte sings @Trump's command 11/12/17
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MAGA

be nice and MAGA!

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Fuck Trump and fuck white people!

shit, we're exposed

good morning friends
when is announcement?

At least America still has a chance of making the Superbowl world cup

user...

So Bill Cassidy, U.S. Senator for Louisiana, just confirmed that Senate Finance Committee will pass tax reform bill this week, that it will eliminate individual mandate and that he believes (though he hasn’t whipped it himself) that Senate GOP has the votes to pass to conference.

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Sheeeit

Mean MAGAs only!

So what's going to be done about the bitch who forged Moore's signature?
The false accusations are a grey area that will undoubtedly go unpunished, but the forgery is a straight-up crime.

listened to Stern on the drive into work today, had to listen to a half-hour bashing of Roy Moore from the guy who doesn't seem to want to say anything about the similar accusations thrown at his co-worker George "You Can't Say Nope to This Gay Slope" Takei. Anybody got a link or anything to this "mall-banning" or is it just more fake news bullshit?

I feel so DIRTY for using a thread made by a p*lish poster
please step up, we need patriotic amerifriends to bake proper threads

Just a reminder that I am still baking. Any intentional splits will not be used to recycled. I know you guys are good for it, but I have a feeling it might be "One of those" Days

Another school shooting. Just when are the American politicians going to see sense?
To prevent more disasters, surely it’s obvious that every school child needs to be armed.

Senate or house bill?

Who /snakeincourt/ here?

>Granny likes Trump's tweeting

Literally everyone in this dinner says that Congress is against Trump

go away you Putin shill, nobody here cares about that moron Trump

Eva is an American living in Poland for college. He'll most likely die when he returns as he is from Chicago.

2 australians

Anyone care to explain this one away?

meh, I know the nigs and their hoods well enough at this point. plus, whites and spics have an unofficial alliance if there is ever a race war

>ywn go to a shooting range with tay
brb, killing myself now

“A lot of people said it’s almost physically impossible for someone to go through 12 days,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One during the sixth of his eight flights to, from and around Asia.

White House chief of staff John Kelly jokingly referred to the trip as “a death march through Asia” as he boarded Air Force One.


A MOTHERFUCKING DEATH MARCH FOLKS


OOHRAH

No ass

Be careful now.

Does anybody know where I can buy some of that Rohypnol the famous people, like Moore, Cosby and Weinstein, use?

You know, the one that makes a woman not remember shes been raped for 24 years rather than the 24 hours that mine affects them for.

>Putin benefits from a person who is selling US energy to Russian clients.

I was in an American school library recently, going through a few magazines.

Then my fucking rifle jammed.

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>using subpar equipment or ammunition
You deserved it desu

You should be quiet in the library, fag.
Serves you right.

Yeah, just fly over to Hollywood and become a world famous producer. After that point you can literally rape whoever the fuck you want as long as you give them a job. Once they get bored of you and enough bitches feel like throwing you under the bus about 24 years will pass. Enjoy.

anti-beanpole bully force ACTIVATE

Hey Drumpfies. It’s your fave Hilldawg.
I made a new Hillpepe, but I’m a little rusty. I had so many ideas of what I wanted it to say. Wanna help me pick?

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It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, Donald Trump comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitute that in these hard times, gave her services on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that Donald will not suspect anything.

At that moment, Trump comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that is how a capitalist economy works.

It's Her Turn finally, Drumpfies.

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yfw trump asks moore to exit the race

Which hat should I wear today?

VOTE
VOTE
VOTE

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BRAAAPPP

There are no niggers in libraries. Books are kryptonite to niggers.
Sorry, user. Missed opportunity for ethnic cleansing. (P.S. buzzfeed or other liberal news outlets that lurk here: that was a joke)

until interest comes in

my halloween one hasn't arrived here yet, unfortunately

is the black one official?

trubly if believely

The one where you go back to where ever you came from. Hats are cool but not your personal blogpost materials.

Mohammed spent a lot of time up mountains, slaying goats and raping children,

Jesus spent a lot of time around the docks and managed to feed the 5000 on fish.

And that, people, is the difference between gross prophet and net prophet.

I wish there were no niggers in this country. Just imagine what we'd be like without them.

So here’s my first one...but then I started thinking of all these theme.
I had like 25 different lines of dialogue I was trying to pick from. Hard to edit.

>ywn fire your nerfgun at Don Jr. inside the WH

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I'm guessing its more fake bs, they're going all out with Moore

Got a small chuckle out of me.

this guy is a liberal literal who. i voted anyway

Number two.

#NerfControlNOW

It's happening fuckers

Number three.

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McCain doesn't look too good these days but he needs to die. Him dying and Moore winning would be a devastating blow to the swamp.

>Kim captures then holds them for ransom

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Imagine if China's mad dog turns on them.

>another African coup

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I don't get it

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It's from a New Yorker article where they apparently interviewed people from Gadsden, Alabama.
There was no official record of a banning, at all. If he was banned, even in the early 80s, malls ALWAYS keep a record of it, even for 40+ years.

now thats some good fan fiction right there. I doubt even in the most optimistic and twisted minds that this would be a very unifying development

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But why, user?

dude my mind is melting
what the fuck
is this the answer to all lifes problems

We should make a deadly virus and release it in North Korea. Hopefully it will spread to China, poo-poo land, the middle east, africa and so forth.

The virus should be modified to not infect white people.

Really makes you think....

>team america feeding diplomats to sharks

>Is the black one official

It is. For whatever reason they take off the store and put it back on randomly.

Should've let them stay in a Chinese prison. They broke the country's rules.

>mccain talking bout human rights

Is irony lost to them?

Here you go, nigga. Remember to pullout. ya mean, nigga?

So, how many of you still believe Moore? Some days ago it was still 90%+.

>Trump saves three niggers from being sent to Chinese gulags
>Nobody in the MSM cares
>Nigger disrespects our country's anthem and flag
>Trump calls nigger out
>MSM calls Trump a racist nazi

What even is this?

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i don't get it. i thought turtleman was saying the bill won't be done until after thanksgiving. is cassidy saying the full bill will be voted on or just the house's

>Trump was born in 1946
>Learned to sprint at age 1 and managed to escape an alien kidnapper
How does he do it?

This story stinks. I have a strong feeling that the Chinese arrested them for political reasons, just so they could be used as leverage for something.

They were arrested two days before Trump arrived in China. I know it's typical for niggers to steal, but damn if this story doesn't stink.

when is the new path of exile league?

100% of Republicans in Alabama

Early December - they got some 10 day events going on too.

What's more likely? That niggers are thieves or that the Chinese are devious?

I honestly don't know the answer.

Drumpf is a cheeto

Bumping this /r/ for Trump's glory!