What's the deal with Shinji?

What's the deal with Shinji?

Goddamn, Asuka looks stacked. Thought she only looked that stack when she was in the red and white-striped bathing suit she wore while discussing thermal expansion with Shinji.

It's causing a thermal expansion in my loins, if you know what I mean.

he just wants to find peace

>lives with two whores, constantly berated by them
>one of them is an alcoholic
>other is a total bitch who can't figure out how to express her feelings
>his mom died when he was still too young to remember her
>hasn't seen his dad in years
>when he finally meets him, he expects shinji to get in the fucking robot and go kill angels
>only cares about shinji when it's time for him to get in the fucking robot
>his friends only care about him so they can be around giant robots and misato
>kills his only real friend against his own will
>ascends to godhood along with the rest of humanity, but decides to return to earth anyway
Shinji Ikari had a hard life.

He just wants to be fucked by his boyfriend Kaworu

He wants Kaworu's cock
But so do I, so I can't complain

>godhood
Tomato stew was a hivemind of sorts. The Adam/Lilith hybrid was the godlike one.

Shinji made the final decision
So based Shinji is God

He didn't rape asuka.
A lot of shit would have been solved by that dont you think?

>raping something that probably has crabs

>rape the willing

He's a man.

Nah she's german, they clean themselves.

My point, she want it so it is just a favor.

I'm falling for the 3D meme.

Not even close to goddess
Asuka is a best girl not only because of her looks, but because of her deconstructed tsundere character

In between literally shitting on each other during sex, sure.

>Shinji and Asuka have never had sex onscreen

1.0 is so shit

Hedgehog dilemma.

He is gay

Anyone else think rebuild is shit

...

This desu

>pilots big fucking mech
>all the girls love him
>not sleezy or rude
>polite
>good cook
>becomes god

Shinji is pretty rad

You all would fuck both of them and you know it

But which one do I fuck and which one do I let fuck me?

Shinji wouldn't fuck anyone
Kaworu all the way man

D R O P P E D

don't forget chyaaaanceee

Fag.

Rei is best confirmed