Seiyuu has a kid

>seiyuu has a kid

Do you think seiyuus get asked to be in character when fucking?

>giving two shits about the personal life of the one who voices your animuh
I have seen people in Nipland lose their shit about their seiyuus not being virgins or things like that.
Why are japenese otaku so autistic?

Is it okay if they're 80 like Masako Nozawa?

>Not wanting to be breastfed by Ritsuko's seiyuu.

no, they literally get dicked during recordings to make it more realistic

>Why are japenese otaku so autistic?
autism

OP you've gone full crazy otaku.

Once you start caring about the VA's personal life that's when you've lost it.

>tripfagging faggot thinks he's able to judge someone else

Yeah, the path of being a pathetic retard is very dangerous.
Your start caring about seiyuus having kids and before you notice you have fallen even lower and turned into a cancerous tripfag.

>seiyuu is dead

>no, they literally get dicked during recordings to make it more realistic

I-Is this true

>Seiyuu has a kid the same age as her

Lelouch please take your trip off before saying things that are correct.

Of course, I was hired a few times myself to dick them

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no

>seiyuu's parents had sex
Disgusting

Because the industry creates the illusion that seyuus and idols are completely devoted to their fans, almost in a relationship with them, and if someone finds out one of them has an actual relationship the fantasy is broken and the otaku feel betrayed.
Think of it as waifuism applied to 3D.

Oyakadon

>favorite Seiyuu gets married
oh my god I'm so happy fo...
>retires because they know filthy otakus won't give a shit about her anymore
Fucking hell, otakus ruined everything

>seiyuu has a kid
shouldn't that supposed to be a good news?
I mean you may hear his/her kid (especially if it's a girl) to voice a loli like in tamaama and barakamon

>loli is voiced by an actual child

I can't fap to that

Children make terrible VAs barring some exceptions and hiring women to voice little girls and boys makes the performance more consistent

Also you don't have to worry about puberty, at least with boys

what are you a wimp?

>other people besides me have sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>having sex

I want normalfags to leave

This

I have given up on reality because im ugly as shit and nobody will love me

HERE I COME MY WAIFU!

Otakus are retarded. I wish I could run my own talent agency and I would force all my seiyuus to be sluts.

>I have seen people in Nipland lose their shit about their seiyuus not being virgins or things like that.
It's not nearly as common as Sup Forums likes to pretend it is. There are always going to be some obsessed weirdos. Happens in the west as well.

>and I would force all my seiyuus to be sluts
>force

Aren't most already? How do you think they got the job?

Slut seiyuus are the worst
>Seiyuu is voicing pure character
>Womb still full of cum from the night before
>The same vocal chords used to make that characters voice have been scraped at by cocks

Disgusting, why is this allowed.

>Mother is hotter than the daughter

How does that even work

>not getting pregnant while inside your mother's womb
Fucking casuals

>Founder of the "Forever 17 Club"
>Daughter turns 17

It's not difficult, once you think about it.

>Ilya's VA has a son

Sounds like gap moe at its finest.

And that right there is the heart and soul behind our devoted anti-3DPD mentality. Give it one little inch and it'll turn you into a complete dumbass so delusional you legitimately feel cucked if a woman you'll never meet has sex with some guy as though that's somehow unreasonable in any way shape or form. I mean, if you're going to subject yourself to those feelings then what's the fucking point of swearing off 3D pigs in the first place?

>seiyuu has been in the same building as a male
instantly thrown into the fucking trash

i cannot stand impure sluts

What if seiyuu is a kid?

The day I discovered that tag was one of several in which I nearly died from exhaustion. That and onee-san + imouto threeway, although that one's a little less... forbidden.
Still hot though.

The van is on its way

is this the seiyuu thread?

last one got deleted i think

>Tfw no guests on the next tokyo encounter

back to tokyo lover story again i guess

>seiyuu is a kid

>is a daughter

>seiyuu's kid has a kid

Maximum degeneracy

Who are you quoting, Sup Forums?

>loli character is voiced by and actual little girl

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>seiyuu is a kid

What about it?

>Illya has a cute moment in her show
>says a really memorable line
>in reality seiyuu is overflowing with semen from the night before while reading the line in character because she's a filthy whore

Do you still not see the issue at hand?

If it's her husband's semen then there is no problem.

>Giving a fuck about their personal lives
People deserve some space you know. Though I do admit it's nice to see their agenda if they post it on twitter. Like that one time Otsuka and Ikeda took a picture together.

All women who have sex ever are filthy whores.

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>not wanting a kid
Why?

>Yukari's VA has a kid

>Eureka's VA has a kid

That looks like a JAV

>I don't want a seiyuu to have a happy life and family because i think she's cute from across the globe

No. As long as she does her role well and she's happy. Purityfag faggot homosexuual.

>Purityfag faggot homosexuual

Is that supposed to be derogatory, do you know where you are? I think you should try going back to >>>/reddit/

>Caring about 3D
>but muh 2.5D seiyuu
You should go to reddit instead.

>Do you still not see the issue at hand?
I can say with 100% certainty that I do not see the issue at hand.

>a-am I fitting in yet

I fail to see the issue

How else are they going to start the next generation of top-tier seiyuu?

>implying seiyuu would risk their careers for sex
not every seiyuu is Risa Taneda

It didn't ruin Megumi Hayashibara. She's been married for almost 20 years and her daughter is in middle school now.

If you're a tanksexual, it sort of is.

Some of them are old enough that it's just unavoidable. I wouldn't be surprised if Wakamoto is a grandfather.

I don't equate seiyuu to their characters so really it doesn't bother me.

>trump wants to give these people nukes

Fun fact, 1 in 4 brides in Japan these days are pregnant at the time of the wedding. It happens so often they have a word for it, 出来ちゃった結婚, which can translate to "oops-we-did-it-marriage"

I blame the American military bases

tfw my friend fucked up his life and joined the Marines out of desperation and gets stationed in Japan and is now getting moved to Okinawa with a pay raise and upper level position

Honestly I feel bad for them, in most cases marrying because she got knocked up causes problems within the marriage.

How sheltered are you people have been getting married out of wedlock for hundreds and hundreds of years.

I bet if you asked you'd find out your mother took the load that became you a few months before marrying your father, it isn't that uncommon

I'm just going purely by statistics, the marriage tends to end within 5 years if that's the reason.

Also my parents were married for 4 years before I was born and I'm the oldest.

>all girls are made partly of semen

Girls=gay confirmed.

To be fair, she's been semi-retired for almost a decade.

I'm hoping she'll do some more substantial roles here and there, like Rakugo Shinjuu.

As long as pokemon is going she'll always voice Musashi

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>...who grew up into a seiyuu herself! With her mother's fame in front of her, she must strive to surpass her mother's shadow and rise to the top of the seiyuu world! The battle of voice and song, blood, sweat, and tears taken to a whole new level!

Feels great to not know a single japanese voice actor by name.

>married out of wedlock

user, are you okay?

This is literally the mind set of certain fan bases in Japan

>not bowing before your Norio Wakamoto shrine daily
what are you some kind of queer?

Honestly as much as I like to say 3DPD, the idol industry is pretty fucking disgusting in this regard, and it's because of how aidoru fans are.

To be fair, I'm terrible with names. But the point is simply that I don't care who voices my anime.

Because some of those voice actors are more than that. They're idols. Being idol is a job with rules and requirements like any other.

>seiyuu has a boyfriend
>fans are outraged
>boyfriend is either her childhood friend, or a fellow seiyuu
>no more rage, they're now the most adorable couple in the world

People only care about female seiyuus if they voice their waifus.

No one cares about female seiyuus who are well known for male characters.

Why are Budweiser dresses so popular in Japan?

I'm nearly three decades old and I think I've seen more of this shit in Japanese media than American.

Yep

She'll also continue to voice Haibara in Detective Conan.

And even though Evangelion is technically over, I'm sure Anno will continue milking the fuck out of it, so she can continue to voice Rei in various bits and pieces of media.

I also just found out she's the voice of Hello Kitty. This woman is un-fucking-stoppable.

>But the point is simply that I don't care who voices my anime.
That's admittedly unfortunate.

Seiyuu fandom is pretty autistic I'll admit, but you just grow attached to certain voices.

desu I hope they do

I would love to dick nao when she does her kongou voice

Is Kobayashi Yuu the only female seiyuu who can get away with being a slut?

People always comment on how she sounds like she would be a total freak in the sack, and they probably wouldn't be wrong. Only difference is, she is actually liked.

I once heard that Hirano Aya would try to pick up older men at bars using her Konata/Haruhi voice. I think she once got kicked out for doing that.

The Haruhi voice would be one thing, but the Konata voice would be creepy.