Writing a scientific paper on AI automation in CT Radiology. Collecting data...

>Writing a scientific paper on AI automation in CT Radiology. Collecting data, conducting interviews and solving problems is just the beginning

What are you lousy neets doing with your life?

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Just finished my third revision of the History of the Forest Brothers from pre-WWII Mindset to the end of their resistance in 1975.

I'm finishing my uni exams and have gotten a job for the summer. Future looks bright.

picking up my Nobel Prize tomorrow you Norge faggot.

>Waiting my TOEFL results to start my application to a PhD in US.

>Learning R and Bayesian Inference to finish my master thesis

>being depressed

Getting petrol to conduct research on the combustibility of AI researchers.

just wacked it to trap porn

Skipped my math lecture because I'm taking a massive shit.

>What are you lousy neets doing with your life?
Impregnating your mom.

shitboasting is a reportable offense

I'm taking CT scans

Why are you trying to take my job away?

I have openings available if you need a new job.

drinking a natty before anthropology pussy whats good

Refactoring legacy server software that is used in the financial sector. I'm basically a contractor for the joos but I make like $65/hr, so it's okay.

Getting certified in Stick, TIG and MIG welding, then going to get my diver's Cert, the world needs underwater welders and I can do the job.

collecting information to memorize and present a power point with a speech detailing immigration, aging populations and crime in germany and using hungary as a comparison.

developing raster-electron-microscopes

>What are you lousy neets doing with your life?
Successfully created a big data processing infrastructure for a major German research facility. Currently helping a large company in the automotive sector to keep their microservice landscape under control.

Ask me anything.

What kind of car do you drive?

becoming an electrician

So are you a glorified statistician or are you an actual techie? If latter, did you use cloud services or an in-house setup?

In your current job, how do you guys handle dependency/CVE management in the services?

> weak AI
> Optimization
> Image processing
> Pattern matching using billions of samples, brute force algorithms, and statistics

You wont know true depression until new methodologies that any brainlet can code for blow your Weak AI PHD out of the water.

> mfw regular statistics isn't cutting it
> muh bayes and chit

sorry soft-body robots can do it better than you :^)
>mfw i'm making those robots

Don't worry user. His job will soon be taken away as well as a bunch of PHDs who've been LARPing as AI experts in relation to shit tier distributed statistical optimization known as weak AI.

I have a good 10-20 years before those get implemented, that's more than enough to reach retirement.

>making soft-body underwater welder robots
I don't believe you.

NEETing around
thinking about how to get enough money for a Xbox One X

>post an AMA
>reply to no-one

Its just a prototype at the moment but once we manage to hook it up with the approptiate equipment it will be able to do all the welding with the benefit of reaching small unaccessible spaces.
youtube.com/watch?v=lMkGDHdDpC0
better half that estimation user ;^)

>OP is 89th name listed on the paper
>he's the undergrad who washed the beakers

I'm about to lose an election.

Developing hybrid transmissions at one of the big 3

Working on the final edit of a 40 page self published book in the cryptozoology erotica genre. I'm going to sell it on Amazon for $1 a pop.

Allow me to translate:
> Successfully created a big data processing infrastructure for a major German research facility.

Managed to get a Hadoop cluster up and running, allowing the poo in loos at the research facility to map reduce the shit out of Hello World and blog about it.
> Currently helping a large company in the automotive sector to keep their microservice landscape under control.

Charge ridiculous consulting fees to turn Docker containers on developer laptops into even more Docker containers on Kubernetes clusters. Move on to the next fad (it will probably involve Blockchains[tm] and an ungodly amount of node.js based javascript crap) in half a year when the automotive company realizes that

(a) They are not Google.
(b) They've blown millions on even more docker containers that still do not provide the services they originally wanted them for.
(c) They shouldn't have fired all their sysadmins because some cunt promised them that microservices would render them obsolete.

Now they quietly try to re-hire their sysadmins because somebody needs to set up the services they want. They do not sue the consultant scum for to do that means admitting they fucked up in a major way by letting this slow motion train wreck go on for so long.

You aren't that cool OP

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Don't underwater welders only have a 10 year career due to how hard it is on the body? Also enjoy making more money than most people with advanced level university degrees.

This thread is bringing out the truth about WeakAI and big data. Lets keep this trend going...

>developing hybrid engines
>not developing hydrogen engines

This is the future Catalonia wants.

Okay, but can it make your country real?
Also, you fail to realize that people are slow to implement new tech. Especially since new tech is usually expensive, and ESPECIALLY in the welding industry, where half the work force still stands by welding masks that don't auto-darken and call TIG/GTAW "Heli-arc"

Absolutely nothing. I'm only 21 and I've already wasted my entire life. No plan, no real future. Hope I can kms soon.

sounds hot.
Mind telling me the name?

Got some patents in video tech. No big deal tho, user.

t. salty NEET who lost his job as a sysadmin because continuous integration and microservice architecture became a thing

Without revealing too much...
>Cum to Loch Ness

It won't be published under my name, as I have a respectable job working with a bunch of boomers.

Studying for my degree in system science, working weekends, got new appartment and getting into politics.
For hilvede man.

Only jews get nobel prizes (because of (((despotism))) )
Academia is one big fraud

Pondering the implications of the uncountability of the non-computable real numbers, user.

Studying paleo-acarology

Also a lot of you goys seem to be working on boring shit whereas jews get all the interesting jobs, like being paid to study quantum field theory or general relativity

>It won't be published under my name, as I have a respectable job working with a bunch of boomers.
understandable. I was planning on making a porno about a nymphomanic psychiatrist who uncovers the repressed psycho-sexual nature of her patients through some unconventional means ;^)
Haven't gotten to it yet though, then again that's pretty much most of my life at this point.

Considering suicide because I hated college so much I dropped out and I also hate my current job in carpentry. No other options are open so I'm just gonna stick a mosin in my ass and blast off to space.

>Official Knifey Spoony
A drinking game

>For this game you will need:
-3 or more players
-knives and spoons
-1 six-sided dice

1. In a circle of 3 or more players a knife and a spoon is introduced.
2. The players will pass the knife to their left using their right hand, while stating “knife” - the person receiving the knife also states “knife” upon acceptance using their right hand.
3. The opposite is done with the spoon. Using your left hand pass the spoon to your right, and state “spoon”
4. If anyone breaks these rules they must drink and roll a 6 sided dice.

>Dice Rolls:
1 - Players reverse direction.
2 - Players replace saying “Spoon” with “Knife” and vice versa.
3 - Players switch hands.
4 - Add a knife.
5 - Add a Spoon
6 - Everyone drinks.

Well if you want to help support a fellow pol-bro look for it on Amazon around January/ February. Once I am finished my last edit I have a friend who reads it over to check for grammar and such. Hopefully the cover and everything is put together and ready to go by then. Formatting for kindle and shit is a pain.

Also if you have time and motivation you can make a decent stream of side profits off of self publishing.

Management thinks that isn't feasible in the next 5 years

Yup, short as fuck workspan, but well worth it

> t. salty NEET who lost his job as a sysadmin because continuous integration and microservice architecture became a thing

My job continues to be safe and well paid. I do get to watch these train wrecks happen, though.

Multiple version have been made already by amateurs and hobbyists. Mind explaining why that isn't feasible?

> This thread is bringing out the truth about WeakAI and big data.

Nobody is going to pay the truth much heed. It's a religious thing, just like the Global Warming specter and the carbon indulgences you need to buy to ward it off.

Because there needs to be an official set of rules to knifey spoony.
It can no longer just be a lame meme.

I'm training to be a radiographer at this very moment. Have any findings in your study that might be of interest to me?

Clinical research = garbage

research with others = garbage

I'm fed up with niggers claiming they are hot shit because they can do repetitive tasks a monkey could do as well.

I'm almost 30, NEET, never worked a job in my life. Ask me anything.

Have you ever played knifey spoony?

why are we NEETs so fucking amazing?

How is a job worth it if it ruins your body after 10 years you mongoloid

You're right user. I'm sure a revolutionary algorithm that obsoletes the need for PhDs fudging convoluted statistical graphs will get more attention.

You can't seriously think containerization and/or CI is a fad though?

Besides, if you understood what blockchain is, you wouldn't say what you just did. Apart from memes, it's a tech to create a non-centralized, shared ledger secured by wasting an ever-increasing amount of energy.

>have sub-100 IQ
>want to make six figures without risking health
Not everyone can have it all, son. Pick one.

And yet here you are...

Honestly, it's probably a manpower issue.

We are struggling pretty hard with this hybrid, and the next one in line is supposed to leap us forward but it's a struggle.

After this next hybrid will probably be a revmatching hybrid, and no idea what will be after that

> Multiple version have been made already by amateurs and hobbyists. Mind explaining why that isn't feasible?

It boils down to hydrogen boiling at room temperature and being an elusive substance that likes to diffuse everywhere and turn explosive once it has diffused somewhere with air. That's why the hydrogen portions of gas stations that sell the stuff are well apart from the rest of the station and built like the proverbial brick shit house. The problem is not building the engine. The problem is millions of people storing and handling that fickle, nasty-tempered substance on a daily basis. If you want to store your "green" energy at any cost (and there'll be plenty of cost), please go the extra mile (greenies like that anyway, don't they?) and turn your hydrogen into a synthetic hydrocarbon. I don't want to end up dying in a fireball your pipe dream caused. Thank you.

You're basically forced into retirement after ten years because they're trying to MITIGATE the shit it does to your body.

but you gotta be bretty smart to do welding underwater or you'll just die lol