The absolute state of the media, 2017
CBS BREAKING NEWS - TWO SIPS
Carter Peterson
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Luis Jenkins
Absolutely fucking Rubio.
IMPEACH 45!
Nathan Clark
Is this real? I cant believe it is.
Camden Russell
W A T E R G A T E
Ian Turner
This was clearly bait.
Jordan Garcia
>mfw
Chase Butler
Underrated
Jose Sanders
OMG. It's real.
Fuck you, CNN.
Ethan Thompson
...
Justin Walker
Fuck.
Lincoln Cruz
How many twists did it take ?
Nathan Martinez
TWO SCOOPS
SIPS OF WATER
IMPEACH
Caleb Rodriguez
TWO SIPS REEEEEEE
Henry Long
Are you sure it was 2 sips?
Why does this matter?
Where's FIJI?
Why Fiji water?
Why am I an incompetent faggot?
Why did the feetsies stop getting me (you)s?
Why didnt my daddy love me enough to diddle me?
Why don't I just kill myself?
Follow the breadcrumbs, guys. EVERYTHING is planned. And the plan is in motion.
Joshua Perez
IMPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAACHHHEE!!!!!
Owen Robinson
2 sips?
TWO SIPS!?
YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS ONE DRUMPF
Jackson Hill
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Alexander Thompson
Needed a break to swallow the uber umami cum
Reagan was based, he barfed on the jap pm
Adrian Hall
Gotta say, former Trump supporter here. It's fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But seriously, we can't let this guy sip the nuclear water
Jayden Parker
He opened that bottle very presidentially. 8.4/10 I was impressed.
James Rivera
Thanks for the scoop.
Justin Garcia
>AWKWARD TRUMP INTERRUPTS HIS OWN BIZARRE SPEECH TO USE BOTH HANDS TO DRINK FROM OVERSIZED BOTTLE OF NAZI FIJI WATER IN BID TO OPRESS MINORITIES, WOMEN
>TRUST US
Landon Perry
hey loser, sorry you're mad
*sips water*
Dylan Wright
I can't believe this is even a real story...
Sebastian Ward
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
Wyatt Cox
ITS OVER FOR DRUMPF
Jose Campbell
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT NOW YOU BIG UGLY ORANGE CUNT
I REGRET VOTING FOR YOU NOW YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD
I TAKE BACK MY VOTE
IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH
SING IT WITH ME,
NO TRUMP
NO KKK
NO FASCIST USA!
Carter Rodriguez
he looked coked off his nut
Dominic Baker
These fucking Colbert memes are amazing.
Aiden Adams
...
Levi Turner
>american news
Jaxson Watson
GODDAMN MULMPDGH
WHY CAN'T I MAKE MY FONT BIGGER???
James Brown
They're so fucking desperate.
Jaxson Ward
...
Wyatt Hernandez
That was HW Bush.
Zachary Price
REEEE fuck drumpf. I'm done with water, only drinking semen now
Noah Anderson
you seem nervous
Juan Perez
underrated
Jace Stewart
no more cocaine/hash joints for (you)
Jordan Richardson
Checked, user.
Ian Cruz
DRUMPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Brayden Turner
DRYGATE CONFIRMED
TRUMPTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
Justin Cook
>two sips
The ABSOLUTE state of the Left
Logan Torres
>Hillary interrupts speech to throw up green glob into glass of water.
where was this news story?
Jaxson Cooper
kek, full circle
Matthew Thomas
...
Charles Lewis
>awkwardly drinks from water bottle
did a fucking woman write this? i swear only women call random things "awkward" or "creepy"
HE'S JUST DRINKING WATER
William Gray
How many twists did it take ?
Dylan Wood
FUUUUCK
Jackson Robinson
Can we trust such a poorly hydrated man with the nuclear codes
Thomas Perez
The media is the obsessed with Trump, they report/talk about every little thing he does 24/7, it's extremely annoying.
Lincoln Rivera
2 sips = ++
Kayden Phillips
Thank for the correction.
Still the most hilarious Us/Japan encounter ever..more projectile than the 2 bombs you dropped on em
Jeremiah Wood
TWO SIPS
TWO SCOOPS
TWO GENDERS
TWO TERMS
Andrew Lee
The fact that every outlet covers it and does so with the exact same tone is unsettling.
Jacob Robinson
FIRST THE KOI NOW THIS???
Landon Edwards
>Hitler drank water.
Impeach!
Adrian Bell
TWO SCOOPS
TWO SIPS
TWO GENDERS
TWO TERMS
TWO WALLS, NORTH AND SOUTH
Adrian Jones
Will Trump's resignation speech be as beautiful?
Jaxson Bailey
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Believe it
Gabriel Miller
IMPEACH
Tyler Price
that was Russian fake news drumpfkin
Jason Young
TWO (2) SIPS
Kevin Wood
>CHRISTINA GREGG
Jose Collins
TPBP
Nolan Wood
blumpf sipped my boi pussy when i was drunk, twice
#metoo
Ryder Flores
FUKKING DRUMPF KIDS IN AFRICA COULD'VE HAVE DRUNK THAT
Blake Brooks
IMPEACH!!!
Jonathan Kelly
Links you absolute faggots
Brandon Hughes
This might is drinking from bottles that cost more than my whole years salary. Fuck him
Brody Brooks
BUY FIJI STOCK
SHORT AQUAFINA AND DEEPARK
Ian Russell
Is this the /sip/ general?
Hudson Garcia
FAGET LARPER
quod erat demonstrandumb
Xavier Gutierrez
I remember watching that live on TV
Henry Walker
HYDRATE GATE IS UPON US
Zachary James
Drinking water in the presence of a woman can signal imminent rape.
Grayson Reyes
>"HAHA HUMANS REQUIRE WATER TO SURVIVE"
>"SAD!"
Jaxson Lewis
trump drinks water when water kills millions of non-whites yearly
Jack Anderson
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I think I'm going to call you the Great American Back-Cum.
Xavier Thompson
...
Brody Richardson
what's next a SPOON CLANK?
Levi Johnson
just showing how much of a hypcrite trump is and how much his supporters are snowflakes. trump made fun of Marco Rubio endlessly for drinking water at a debate.
Robert Collins
Thats it. I've had it up to here with this. Today. Today I'm taking off my MAGA hat. I know what you guys are thinking.
>user, you've been with us since day 1. You were alright with his sexual assaults, alliance with the Klan and homage to Hitler, but today of all days?
Yes, I know. That was a different man. No! A boy! Yet, today is as good as any day to put away childish toys.
Two sips. Two sips too far.
Until the next post,
t. Goldstein
Josiah Butler
>"heh, you see drumpftards it's actually you who are the triggered snowflakes"
>"TWO SIPS"
Landon Foster
You wish all humans were Hitler!
Leo Collins
They're all controlled. All of them.
There is no independent news. They are told, "print this story" and they do it.
There is no independent press in America. There is a lugenpresse; it's controlled either by the CIA (who aren't even supposed to operate domestically) or by NGO string-pullers like soros. Or probably a combination.
The press are the single most powerful weapon the deep state has at maintaining their stranglehold on power. With the media they can convince millions of people that exactly opposite inverse colors like blue and gold or white and black are the other. They can tell people how to think, what to think.
We're living in a dystopia and it's enabled by millions of mouthbreathers believing everything the media tells them without question.
Julian Walker
I'm not larping!!! These are serious questions that will guide you to the truth.
Especially the one about my faggotry.
Tyler Stewart
ummm that's a total creepo move, so yah, it's also chilling.
Luke Watson
RAAAAH HE WILL BURN FOR THIS FOR SURE
Adam Parker
>implying Trump didn't do this all on purpose
Ryan Adams
N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING ALREADY
Jaxson Diaz
THAT'S IT I'M VOTING FOR HILLARY
Brayden Williams
Oh sip
Asher Cruz
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOTTTTT TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
BLLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGALLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD
Caleb Martin
"One of the dumber and least respected of the political pundits." -- Donald Trump.
Adam Nelson
Busy here, can somebody check if there are TWO 2's and TWO TWO times TWOs?
James Nguyen
Frank Sinatra, easily.
Camden Baker
It really is... Things are just THAT BAD here, apparently.
Jaxson Brown
>those dimensions
Did the state have to redistribute your pixels?
Bentley Price
Hillary never drank wat... oh what the fuck?