>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
God, listening to 80s synthwave with a police scanner in the background is patrician tier.
Jason Roberts
Wearing a Canadian tuxedo. Jean Jacket and Jean Pants
Elijah Ward
I swear to god if I see any ponyfags in here
Ethan Martinez
Robert doesn't need to check his keys he needs to check these digits
Easton Bell
wromg board!
Jacob Bailey
this thread is already active, use this one; i'm recycling this bread when the thread hits ~300
Levi Wright
Cocaine drugs suicidal Loud Band 3rd floor Wheres the light pole Robert Who was Fence Hover round dead Chiraq street cleaners inc. "blast it with piss"
John Hernandez
Good plan 10-4 Robert
Brody Moore
yo
Kayden Parker
bretty gud
Robert Myers
ahhhhh too much bread
Anthony Scott
All of this got really out of hand when Chicago "cut" spending by getting rid of most of the social services.
Crazy people turn violent when they can't get any help and are alienated by society? What a novel accusation!
I support our Blue, of course, but fuck Rauner and fuck Emanuel.
Lucas Martinez
21-13 Robert, 10-4
Lincoln Green
First for DON'T GET DRUNK IN A HOT TUB. It's bad for you and you'll die.
Dominic Martin
some robert tried to be a hero rather than following chain of command and now we've got too much bread, but that's okay because this train still has hours left on it and the bread will be used.
Christian Rivera
also handicapping what police can do, and punishing them for the slightest step outside of the rules
Joshua Sanders
theres no good nigging going on anymore. wtf
Alexander Butler
Don't listen to this nerd, Roberts. Hot-tubs are great to chill in and have a beer or two. Besides, hardly anyone ever dies in us
Landon Brown
be patient
Anthony Hughes
be patient Robert.
Jacob Campbell
the night is still young
Jacob Torres
need to drop Rahm's ass in the hood during Real Robert Hours. He's be a body in 10 minutes or less.
Joshua Campbell
it's not REAL NIGGA HOURS yet
Dominic Lewis
>in us
Are you a fucking hot tub?
Cameron Foster
Did we get split up? It shouldn't be hard to organize this.
Chase Miller
Imagine being the sole survivor of a bombing only to end up dead in a hot tub on a Carnival Cruise in the Caribbean.
Justin Davis
lmao hottubs are shilling pol now,
Chase Allen
>us
Sneaky hot tub jew shill. I'm on to you.
Jonathan Wood
IT IS NOW.
Cameron Howard
4th of July be like
Jonathan Adams
you drowned on a ship, you literally drowned in water while being in a boat on the water, wtf who brings water to the ocean?
Josiah Harris
classic Al
Gabriel Rivera
did they just call someone a niggo?
Joshua Thomas
Fuck our blue, fuck our gang bangers, fuck Rahm, but most of all fuck Daley.
Daley bled this city dry then the husk to be fought over by an ocean of half bright special interests. This is like Yugoslavia without the restraint or fiscal responsibility.
Jackson Scott
>3 months ago >be me >buy 3 adderall from friend >drive around in ghetto to kill time >get pulled over >grabbed wrong wallet without licence in it >get handcuffed >cop asks if i have drugs. admit to 3 addys in cigarette box >place in back of cop car >answer a few questions >get let go >last week getting letters from lawyers wanting to represent me >had a warrant out for my arrest last week >turn self in, see judge, plead not guilty >its a fucking felony >have to hire lawyer, court next week
What the fuck is going to happen to me guys? I don't have a drug infraction on my record, and I'm fucking worried.
All of this shit because I had 3 adderall and I just wanted to play video games all night. I'm not a heavy abuser and I don't even smoke weed and I don't drink often.
Ethan Flores
They're pissed cuz those fitted hot tub/bathtub that goes right over is cutting into they're territory
Easton Allen
>To get into the closed lobby press 1102
Lincoln Hill
Are you in Cook?
Dominic Phillips
>What the fuck is going to happen to me guys? You're going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison, tweeker.
Aiden Ortiz
you postal job user from before? plead it out if its a first offense. try to get drug counseling in swap for scrubbing it off your record
Ryder Green
Keys, check em
Kevin Fisher
watch those keys
Robert Jones
a bench warrant? How did you not know you had court?
Hudson Ross
Dude... you fucked up but it's going to be fine as long as you can afford it. Why didn't you know about the warrant?
Brody Cox
Key status [X ]watched [ ]Unwatched
Levi Barnes
I was waiting on this one.
Owen Wood
Take the plea if they offer to drop the felony down to a misdemeanor.
Isaac Rodriguez
Real Robert hours
Xavier Hill
No, it got bad after black lives matter tried to riot over laquan mcdonald, and the mayor threw the cops under the bus.
Now they show up, clock in, respond to their dispatches, eat some lunch, and clock out. No policework outside of orders given by dispatch is being done. And why should they? The communities they police hate them, so do the cucks (you), and so does the mayor.
CCW guys can protect themselves, everyone else better pray for rain.
Adam Robinson
Which is worse in your state: prescription drug offense or amphetamines?
You're getting the worse charge minimum sentence, unless your judge is a woman and you are a fucking white male, in which case, well
Asher Flores
>Chicago "cut" spending
OK, I'll bite, those niggers right now get free housing/utilities, free food, free healthcare, free phones, free internet, free schooling, preferential treatment in hiring and college admissions, and special grants and guaranteed loans to open a small business.
That's just what our tax dollars buy them, beyond that there's a laundry list of private charities that cater to these talking apes.
That said, what price tag would you put, per nigger, on their participation in first world civilization? What's it going to cost to get these evolutionary throwbacks up to speed so that they will not be a millstone around the neck of our societies?
Funny, my all white town doesn't have "services", we don't even have a police department and I can walk any street without fear of being a crime statistic, I can leave my car running when I go in a store, there's no bars on our windows, our cashiers aren't behind bullet proof glass, and we can open or concealed carry without any special permission slips from the state.
Face it, 60 years of handouts and niggers act even worse than they did during Jim Crow/Segregation days. Those animals are devolving before our eyes. The only difference between Chicago, Memphis, Detroit, Baltimore, St. Lous, etc. and Africa is less lions and paved roads (provided by the white man).
Jeremiah Wright
I'm sorry user, I've made a deal to privatize all of your future posts and I'm outsourcing them to a Chinese company for a huge windfall now that will disappear immediately, leaving no budget for your posts in the future.
Andrew Williams
so when does shit hit the fan? doesn't shit hit the fan in cities during night hours anyway?
Nathaniel Powell
I had something similar. It got dropped something about illegal search but this was long ago.
Leo Gomez
I was just getting letters from lawyers about my charge. Got some free consulting from one and they called the court and confirmed it.
I should be able to afford it, but I'll have to ask my brother for a loan, he makes dank cash. Hope he agrees.
Drug counseling seems pretty retarded since I literally don't have a drug abuse problem and this entire ordeal scared me enough to consider never even drinking again.
Nicholas Rivera
Can somebody give me a quick rundown on Robert?
Aiden Cooper
>I'm not a hot tub what are you an idiot!
Ethan Diaz
oh shit,poor guy is probably dead
Adrian Wood
...
Oliver Morris
See
Jacob Perry
That's funny user but I'm gonna have to ask you to delete it right now
Parker Lewis
Robert is the hero that we need, in our dire times of desperation and uncertainty, his nemesis is BLACK MALE, a rapscullion and scoundrel aimed to wreak havoc on the streets of Chicongo.
Hudson Turner
idk but i've heard the name robert on this scanner feed myself so must be related to him :/
Caleb Myers
Nigga, you're listening to the collapse of civilization right now mah nigga... It's all around you and also why everyone is afraid of "racism" it aint called racism, it's called reality bruh baka senpai 100 100 100 100 100 100
Jaxson Butler
male shot
Robert Barnes
...
Noah Evans
Why can't I stop laughing at this? Is something wrong with me or do the kids reactions just look retarded?
Ian Sullivan
Doesn't explain your lack of awareness with the warrant, may benefit you if they didn't follow the right steps. Get a good lawyer. I had an issue and this Saul Goodman motherfucker did some crazy shit and I skated on fines.
Why did you let them search/tell them about the addies? Why did they pull you over?
Nicholas Flores
thanks
Jayden Rodriguez
I wonder how Maggie felt in the end, knowing that sleeping next to Dickie Jr literally gave her cancer.
Angel Johnson
love the ice cold Coca-Cola flying through the air.
Jose Rivera
Is a wrong depiction though, he only killed leftist whites. It should be all whites on dresses that depicted other cultures, would make more sense. Or a single kid wearing multiple contradictions, "gay muslim" and such.
Juan Evans
I know, it is like he just stormed in a shot a coke commercial and that fucking Giraffe's emotionless face
Aiden Nguyen
I was pulled over literally because I was driving around in the ghetto and I'm white.
As soon as I told the officer I forgot my licence he asked me to step out and he cuffed me, he asked me if I had drugs on me and since I was in handcuffs, I just told him I did. I thought he was going to search anyways and he would have found them since they were in my cigarette pack.
Didn't get a ticket or anything that night and I was let go. So pissed.
Benjamin Murphy
please watch yo keys
Easton Carter
>keys watched
Thomas Phillips
This retrowave with the live feed makes it so /comfy/ I have streams of tears running down my face. Post 80s cop movie pics pls senpai :)
Connor Torres
>Please >WATCH >YOUR >KEYS
Sebastian Richardson
Also I never got an official letter from the state regarding my arrest warrant, it could have possibly went to my old address, but there was one.
Kayden Diaz
>admit to anything
You deserve the chair dumbass. I had adderals in my pocket, a joint in my pack of smokes, and a pistol in my back pocket (no ccw) yesterday when I got pulled over. You know what I said when the officer asked if I had any drugs or weapons on me?
"Haha, noooo."
ITS THAT SIMPLE DUMBFUCK
David Foster
Why did he say he pulled you over?
No ticket? You can get out of this easy. Time to jew up.
Lucas Mitchell
Are you really Brazilian? Every poster is American and you are just some random Brazilian flag here.
That would work except that he admitted having drugs which gives the cop probable cause to search him. If he had said no it would be a different story
Robert Peterson
Yep. It's unsustainable. When it gives, and it will, they're going to tear each other apart, and anyone foolish enough to live nearby. We'll get to see the most savage Congo-tier brutality play out before our very eyes in a non-stop bloodbath. And there will be no avoiding it, or looking away and pretending it doesn't exist like right now. What's happening every day now ain't shit compared to what's gonna happen.
