A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK POEPLE

This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."

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Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.

You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.

Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.

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The world is objectively better without blacks. Statistics do not lie.

Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.

So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."

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"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.

Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.

As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.

Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

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Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.

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Name and trip fag! Sage the fuck out this shit!

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It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.

He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.

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>Black people invented the comb and brush.
People will believe this.

a good amount of this is exaggeration nearly to the point of complete falsehood

He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

We unironically read this when I was in elementary school. That and the story about how black people could fly

Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.

Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!

THE END

So niggers invented things so they could better stay lazy niggers.
Not sure if upset, or impressed.

Have some sage with your peanut butter, Tyrell.

A very quick Google search of any of those people will show that all those inventions were just improvements of shit white people already came up with. Like, did you really expect people to believe that some nigger came up with the concept of a fucking comb? As if people literally had no means of brushing hair until 1920.

Black user, if you want to get back at white ppl all you have to do is realize the truth. Whites are larping descendents of albino great apes. They live in an artificial matrix because they cannot bear the weight of reality. Forgive your weak recessive brother for the pain he has caused you. It is in his weaker deficient blood to let you down and fail you. This is why he falls prey so easily to wrath and pride.

Being white is akin to being cursed. Do you know why white ppls moto is live fast and die young? Because as soon as white ppl turn 30, the affects of not having enough melanin start to take their toll. The white skinned vessel they had come to love for the first 30 years of life start to betray them as they begin to rot into some pale ghoulish creature.

So forgive your brother for his hideous crimes against humanity. He was never playing with a full deck.

This is a failure thread and you should feel ashamed.

Serious question; why haven’t Asians and whites just wiped out niggers, spics, Arabs and Jews? The world would literally be 1000000x better and we can just make shit up in the history books about how they all died from sone nigger disease.

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>a black man, invented the comb

No, he filed a patent for the hot comb in the USA but it was already in use in other places. This is your classic nigger like BS trying to act like they invent the damn comb.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_comb
Lydia O. Newman did not invent the brush, she just made yet another version of a brush, big fucking deal. Does anyone thing these are items that would not of happened anyways? Tesla invented shit, Ford made huge innovations to modern travel. Those are real impact like issues.
Sarah Boone did NOT invent the ironing board, she made one that was tiny for sleeves and got a patent for that change. Wow?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Boone

>You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

The ironing board was invented by a white Canadian. Lasts for shoes have been around since the Medieval era.

>You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.

ipernity.com/doc/laurieannie/24077977

Here is an Etruscan era comb.

>You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Hairbrushes have been around for eternity. Either way, the first modern hairbrush was invented by Hugh Rock, a white American.

>Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker

She specialized in nigger hair, not human hair.

>You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.

Called "crumb pans" prior to the 20th century, these too are a Renaissance invention.

> You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop

Mops have also been around since ancient times. Did he invent the wheel too?

>Clothes dryer

Pochon, a white Frenchman in 1800.

>Pencil sharpener

Bernard Lassimonne, a white Frenchman in 1828.

>Fountain pen

Da Vinci probably invented the first one; the first usable one on a large scale was invented by a Romanian in the 17th century.

All of these inventions were invented by white people or Asians. Niggers can't even come up with anything productive -- even peanut butter was invented by a Canadian in Montreal.

A laugh. Implying that the world would cease to function if not for black wisdom and ingenuity.

If any of you actually research this, you'll find that black men invented nearly none of these things.
Some websites will claim so. But if you dig deeper you will find the most blacks did was alter already existing inventions somewhat. If that.
Blacks will do this all the time. They constantly try to take achievements that are not theirs.

Ah thank you. As I was saying.

They probably invented picks and those steel wire brushes that niggers use, and they therefore tell themselves that they invented the very concept of hair brushes/combs altogether

horrible b8, no imagination at all.
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