Do you like this monkey girl Sup Forums?
Do you like this monkey girl Sup Forums?
Her boobs are bigger than I remember
Sure, for a cum dump. Not relationship material.
Yes.
Monkeys smell bad
Yes. Best non-loli girl.
Yeah.
Ideal FWB or maybe an open relationship.
>open relationship
what the fuck did you just say about my waifu? fucking faggot i will rape you
Yes.
She's in the upper echelon of Monogatari girls
This
Be honest anons, how many times have you fapped to this scene?
no less than a dozen for me
there aren't enough vanilla hardcore fucking doujins
Her monkey arm is cute!
Always knew Kanbaru was very hairy down there.
there are enough considering she's not that popular in japan
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We have to use SJW terms against them.
Have a lesbian be attracted to guys romantically but women sexually
So the only way Kanbaru and Arrrgi have sex is by using Crab as an inbetween fucktoy
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Monkeu making me think of being alone in a hot room on a warm summet day, both of you sweaty, pheromones are in the air, one of you starts getting a little curious, one thing leads to another and all of a sudden your sweaty bodies are rubbing against each other as you both make love for the first time.
friendly reminder that if you post image dump threads on /e/ you can attach lewds directly to your post
Id fuck her pussy real good
best girl
Snek a best.
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What is she trying to tell us?
>second cutest next to me
Why is Shinobu such a pedo?
It's more fun pushing the envelope of lewd on a worksafe board though.
It's how she would have wanted it.
Doujins of crab being spitroasted when?
SKEEHEE also said that. It's just another way of saying that the bat and the bird are the cutest.
I want to watch this series but there's so many shows/arcs, ovas and spinoffs. What order do you watch everything in? I'd prefer chronological. Help me out senpais.
broadcast
it's always fucking broadcast
if you're autistic don't bother, nothing that happens will make any sense to you
But prequels....
You won't be able to watch chronological for over a year anyway
Wew
But birb is cuter
broadcast
order
>>>/google/
Fucking retards
monkey is the only one araragi and crab called cute
therefore she is the cutest
Why does bird have an egg in her hair
Prequels are designed to be watched after the main story, so as to fill in gaps and provide context to the events of the story, they aren't the intended starting place for a viewer. Like if you're introducing someone to Star Wars, you should start them with Episode IV, because that's where you're intended to start, story wise. The prequels serve to answer questions left by the original trilogy as well as provide a lot of world building.
because
>forgetting this
Even the monkey became a batfag
>unironically replying to retards
monkey is an everyonefag
that is part of why she's so best
They can't learn unless they are taught, user
Theres a huge difference between teaching and spoonfeeding. See
unless its gintama
Explaining a concept to someone is different from giving them a singular piece of information they could have found on their own in seconds. I agree that spoonfeeding is wrong, but I also distinguish spoonfeeding from teaching.
Talking endlessly about spoonfeeding is worst option of them all.
If someone has a question someone with more knowledge giving 1 word answer doesnt take anything away from anyone else. Its the normal way to act for humans. Pretending being essentially a psycho is normal is juveline.
I like THIS monkey girl.
Annoys the heck out of me too
Translation literally never
>doesnt take anything away from anyone else
It does. Spoonfeeding takes away the oppourtunity for the retard to learn how to learn.
Why doesnt japan like tomboys?
No, even then.
they have shit taste
My nigga. Itoh Sei knows how to make nearly every female character he draws look god tier.
too furry
I feel like her tits get bigger with ever new series she's in.
You take that back
Monkey has always had perfect petite breasts.
it's fanart. her tits are not that big
if a guy has small hands like donald trump then petite breasts would be ideal
>wanting huge breasts
it's scientifically proven that small breasts are more sensitive
These conflicts become meaningless with bat.
>rape
It's perfectly consensual.
I want to fuck her in fact.
but they like bat
They also like snake.
Not nearly as much as they like Shinobu. She had a complete landslide victory in the Madogatari poll.
>landslide victory
any source?
animenewsnetwork.com
Almost as many votes as second and thrid place combined.
inb4 >ANN
would you rape a monkey?
>monkey not even on the list
sasuga
opinion discarded
Not unless there's a safeword.
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When's koyomimonogatari coming out in good quality?
Fuck off commie shill.
How the fuck am I a commie shill? The original was released on an app in 480p
Isn't Commie alright for this series? I've always waited for the coalgirls encodes, but I've heard relatively positive things about commie for monogatari
It is.
It's one of the only things commie has done right.
And there are two subbed versions of the BDs that have been out for months. So the only reason you're not watching those is because you're retarded.
SS was good. Then they lost their translator who gave a fuck and rest has been okay to shit.
>you will never receive a monkey paw handjob
why live
Which is unfortunately all monogatari has.
The only other translations are by cr.
birdfags are insufferable
Only if she sucks on my banana.
I might even shoot her in the face and make her legendary with my load.
>Even the monkey became a batfag
She likes everything Koyomi likes, she's basically genderbent Koyomi
it's why the other genderbent Koyomi ended up being affiliated with her too
Surprised Hachikuji made it on there, that's cool
Surprised Yuno's so low too
If she's laying on her back and they're still that size it means they're pretty damn big,
She's nice, but no Gahara.
They are not pretty damn big.
They are perfectly sized.
Do not slander monkey's perfect body
Which is why they are perfect friends/fuck buddies.
You wrote crab wrong
How can anyone like a generic tsundere?
>Huuuu koyomi onii chan am i cute ? uguuu
>let's play twister, please fuck me
C'mon, i ain't saying snek is worst (worst is cat), but she ain't the best either
Also design wise long hair crab > anyone
She's not even a generic tsundere. She's just a run-of-the-mill insecure high school girl.
she's not really a generic tsundere. her character has some depth, user.
Crabfags, everyone.
Literally cancer.
Cat best girl