How many of you are Russian plants?

I keep hearing about Russians and Russian bots manipulating our election process and making us distrust our trusted media outlets. How many of you are working for Russia? How many of you are paid shills working for Putin and his agents? How many of you have been corrupted by Russian money and are sowing distrust, division and turning us against our own democratic societies? Like Morgan Freeman said 'we are at war'.

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I am.

I KNEW IT

I wish, where can I apply for the payments of shitposting?

How many use meme flags to pretend they are someone they are not? Op for sure

still waiting for my roebels desu

I would be taking kremlincoins but those sorosshekels pay so much more

you can build an online persona and wait for donations and buy-outs, or offer one

Election results soon fellow stalker

Hello, Brother!

I am Ivan Shillchetski. I am Russia shill. I am the top in my class for Sup Forums shill information disinformation propaganda. You may ask me what you wish.

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Me... and btw, you’re mom loves my Russian splooge.

чepт вoзьми, ты нaшeл мeня

They're easy to spot, check the top left of the post, if it says >Anonymous then they're russian bots

forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

I don't get paid but I think it's only fair that I shill for her country a little since I've jerked off to her so much.

Not gonna lie, former Russian plant here. This is fucking hilarious watching the US crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this country get the russian bot codes.

With what the US spends on defense..... If we can be hacked we fucking deserve it...... But.... We all know this "Russian medeling" is bullshit. GTFOH

Not me.

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Cool story, bro.

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Bleep. Bloop. I'm a Russian bot that spreads the crucial piece of information that george takei raped cast members and arranges for liberals to get drug charges.

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Insider here. I can give you a PDF of Russian shill payroll for October 2017 if you take off your memeflag.

After decades of absence, RUSSIA is returning to the big geopolitical game. That means that for the West, the Russians are tyrants and aggressors once again.

But while the leaders of Western nations are going crazy over the mythical Russian threat, and competing in methods of Russia's containment under the dictatorship of the true aggressor (U.S.), there is blood being spilled all over the globe.

Right now, as you are reading this image board...

1) Somewhere in the Middle East, ISIS fighters are executing people they consider infidels. This terrorist organization is made up of people that initially were supported by the United States. Perhaps at this moment, yesterday's pro-American opposition forces are preparing another terrorist attack.

2) Right now, in the Mediterranean waters, on its way to Europe there is a vessel full of refugees from North Africa. These people are fleeing the war in their motherland that was initiated by the U.S. and its allies.

3) Right now, in one of America's prisons located throughout the world, hundreds of people suffer from torture & humiliation; people that were kidnapped by the CIA far away from U.S. borders.

4) Right now, in some Russian town, an overdose of Afghan heroin has killed yet another drug addict. As a result of NATO's occupation of Afghanistan, production of heroin became the main source of income for the Afghan people.

5) Right now, somewhere in eastern Ukraine, under leadership of American military instructors, local Neo-Nazis are fulfilling the ideas of Stepan Bandera -- ideas that in civilized countries are called "genocide of civilian population." Meanwhile, in the Donbass region, ravaged by artillery, bomb shelters are hiding seniors, women, and children. Their cities and villages are being shelled on orders from a puppet government that meticulously follows instructions from Washington.

100,000s of people are suffering as a result of U.S. & NATO interventions yet RUSSIA is still labeled the "aggressor"...

Since my cover is blown I guess there's no reason to hide it. I became a Russian plant the day the media declared that we're all Russian plants.

I was as shocked as anybody

You want to know a secret? The bots were Soros media matter bots for shilling for Hillary. They once again used the Saul Alinsky tactic and blamed Russia. Go look at Facebook and Twitter followers of left wing fuck nuts and then look at the proportion of likes and retweets from their followers. It doesnt make sense.

I just went to the local embassy. They pay you per post anywhere online, including on Sup Forums. It's not much but it's better than your 9-5 hellgrind

Russians feel no shame in attracting the idiots of other countries nor do they have any shame they are truly the worst slavs
Chokotka for Chukchi not (Ambarhamoviches) stupid Moskals

Man I've been helping to expose the corruption the election this whole time, how do I get paid by the Russians to do this? Is there a way I can submit a resume or something? May as well get paid for it if everyone else is

I am Russian and I am doing it for free. For the Motherland!

Let's say Russia and Israel both bomb someone the same day. Who would win in the shitposting fight, JIDF or Russian trolls?

I went to the store, and left my phone.
I went back, and it was laying on the counter. When I returned home [this] was on it.
>I'm literally shaking right now!

I shill for Russia on my own terms. Im unronically pro-Russia

Hohol please go.

I am Russia plant da make .50 rubles for post.

You didn't know? The whole world is Putin's agents.

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im polish but i pretend to be russian so i can get paid in rubles by the kremlin because in my actual job i get paid with loaves of bread

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>you’re mom

ameritard confirmed. nice try

russian bot here
hail Poutine

im russian hi guys

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He я. Клянycь))))))

Aнyc cтaвишь?

Wew.
Amen user. Down the rabbit hole and back out through the Looking Glass.
The world is not what we are "programmed" to see.
That RT is so "dangerous" proves the illusion can be shattered.

Intrigued as to the ramifications of RT being forced to register as a "foreign agent".
Does that make everyone who views RT -- some sort of subversive?
What a timeline.
People proud of their porn addiction,
ashamed and secretive about visiting a news organisation.

In Soviet Russia an OP faggots (you).

if someone has an arguement against one candidate, and its entirely valid, it seems like shooting the messenger and trying to ignore the message was incredibly more damning in that last election then if they just tried to provide a counter argument.

I'm an American and never collaborated with any foreigners but I changed my Twatter handle to Cyrillic to mock the Deep State and in the Senate testimony Twatter Jews said this counts as being Russian.

The barrier to entry to being a Russian plant is basically, did you ever laugh at a Russian kot? If so you're a Russian. The credibility of our intelligence services is at an all time low.

People who claim that russians plants are everywhere now don't truly understand what is currently happening.

A lot of Westerners are beginning to see the negative effects of western post-modernism and are rejecting in on a philosophical level. The russians have been constructing an alternative for decades, based on traditionalism and a lot of westerners are naturally drawn to this.

This is what is really happening. It's a natural cause and effect. it has nothing to do with russian "plants". Its the sands of time, shifting.

I'm from holland, but i reject western post-modern liberalism and everything it stands for.

I'm a Georgian Geranium. Does that count?

I'm a Russian plant.

I know I'm one, being native born US and all. If you're here, you're Russian kiddo.

comrade, I am definitely le 56% face.

Russian plant reporting in. That's what the media has been calling me.

Yes and they're shitting themselves, and they game-theorized this. They're trying to activate the Boomer cold war conditioning.

It's not really working, even the very Boomers they're targeting with this narrative have grown tired of it and are turning off the TV news.

They have no immunity to memes either so it makes it extremely easy to subvert them away from the psyop fake culture that the CIA has been nurturing for all these decades.

Im not but I might as well be getting paid for this shit. Im actually rly fucking proud I got accused of being an obviously paid russian troll today I can cross it off my bucket list and I just trolled the guy by admitting that i was a russian agent and started shitposting in russian with google translate lol
I have a folder dedicated to aesthetic putin pics, ill shitpost for crazy low price yo

i am

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. US.

JUST CALL ME VITALY

[copy&paste the following]>falling for the Russian Plant meme

Ironically it's a narrative in itself. There is no cohesive movement of government-backed Russian Trolls.

Damage control, blame the Russians, deflect, deflect, deflect, ect

The poster above me is a ruskie.

He called me comrade. You should look into that.

It's pretty racist to think that being russian would make someone agent/shill. I highly doubt that there's many people getting paid to post here. Even the janitors here don't get paid.

I'm a Bearberry does that count as a Russian plant?

I am not bot, but twenty dollar is twenty dollar.

some lefty article said russian bots can't say
Vladimir Putin
>prove them wrong

You sold out - unpatriotic! You and the orange clown want Russia the homophobic barrel bomer to mess up our election

sorry, barrel bomber

Russian bot meme was invented by Finnish liberal reporter junkie. Jessika Aro. Real case, she even got Bonnier journalist award for it.

I am a Russian shrub.

Vladymior Poutine

haha REKT i said it, confirmed i'm NOT a bot

Russian shill reporting
Putin pays many many rubles to shit post here.

Putin gave me 10% of the uranium that Hillary sold him for shitposting.

I'm a paid Russian shill posting on an IP address that can be easily tracked. AMA.

I am, but not by choice.

Putin discovered my piss tape and blackmailed me into doing it.

>How many of you are Russian plants?

Honest to God. I would rather have a million Putins taking over Europe than 100,000 muslims and africans shitting up the place.

I am one of Putin's agents doing the rapes in Cologne
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it was actually invented by john podesta and spread by seditious elements inside the us intelligence services

i thought we were all russian jews operating under the russian collusion narative while working for mossad and the cia, doing it all for free.

>they spent literally over a hundred million dollars on shills
>also many federal employees were gold bricking and interfering with the election while guilty of dereliction of duty
>we still beat them
lol the ass pain must be incredible, meanwhile i'm still so fucking smug

I totally am, but I'm still waiting for the check in the mail.