Alright you cancerous faggots lets get one of these threads going
Risk Thread
Hard Mode: No German Reich
Link? I'm new to this.
No link, you just pick a color, name your faction, pick a starting area and roll
Lime
Central Anatolia
Kurdistan
Red
Eastern Poland
Poland C
Grey
Scotland
Greater Buthan
Are you still here?
Blue
Portugal
Aperture Science
yes. gonna start in a few mins if no one else joins
Edgy Blue
Independent State of Croatia
Croatia
YEAR 1
- Greater Bothan gets a +1 bonus for filling scotland
Ok, i counted yours on the map, you may roll again for year 1
What happens now?
Greather Buthan takes that little island at the top and sarts spilling into ireland
you roll again, giving instructions on what to do. For example, you might say "fill eastern poland", and depending on your roll a certain number of tiles in eastern poland will be filled.
N E A T
Fill Croatia and spill to Bosnia pls
Edgy Red
Ulster
Independent State of Ulster
Take that small chunk of Portugal that's left and spill into southern Spain.
Don't know what the hell I'm doing because Burger, but here we go.
Edgy Blue
England
Wales
Fill Eastern Poland then.
It looks like Edgy Blue is taken, so I'm going with Cyan
SUDDEN JOJO REFERENCE
Ulster has already been completely taken over by someone else, I would suggest starting elsewhere
BUTHANED
Am I in this or has the game already started?
See:
You're in.
Buthan what the fuck
Well naming myself greater urugay would have been kinda cringey
Take 2
Edgy Red
bavaria
kingdom of bavaria
are all colors taken?
only orange and green are left
Ok so assuming each little plot of land is a territory, and I get 30 of those, I'm taking all of England and as much of Ireland as I can get.
Edgy red is already taken.
supposed to be in
Orange
Bavaria
Heinrich von schnitzel
YEAR 2
-Wales gets a +3 Bonus for controlling all of south england, wales, and northern england
-Poland gets a +1 bonus for controlling east poland
-Ind. State of Croatia gets a +1 bonus for controlling all of croatia
-Bavaria gets a +1 bonus for controlling all of bavaria
-Aperature Sci. gets a +1 bonus for controlling all of portugal
Also guys quick reminder to please include your bonuses in parenthesis in your name so I can keep track.
bavaria is already taken, please pick another spot
Celtic Brotherhood
Green
Orleans, France
Celtic Germanic alliance?
Southern Italy
NAP?
Fill southern Spain, spill northward
Angry white men
Russia
any color left
Continue filling Bosnia and spill to Montenegro
It's Aperture by the way, not Aperature
Move to fill Western Poland.
Wanna team up Croatia?
Move North to fill eastern Germany
Take Albania
Spill in to Sicily
Fill ireland, spill to norway
Can I roll? If I can, I use this as my roll for general expansion.
ok you are in
Request for alliance meant for .
Ok move to Denmark from here.
Yes, alliance.
from where you are, you can't. Do you want to fill normandy?
Perfect.
Islamic Caliphate of Leafistan
Sweden
any color left
Should probably name myself to help whoops
Yeah forgot the name sorry. If I can't take Denmark then give me what's left of Ireland and as much of Sweden as I can get. I got 25 territories because I rolled a 0.
Peace treaty?
sorry no slots left
OP, he can have my color
I don't wanna play anymore
Again I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, first time playing risk.
that's norway, normandy is the norhtern part of france.
So you want to invade buthan?
Ok scratch that, you do have a spot
I asked you for a NAP in
Ok give me Normandy, I'll take the Frogs.
What is a NAP?
If it's an alliance then no.
NAP means Non-Aggression Pact in case you didn't know burger
Ok that's what I suspected, sure I'm fine with an NAP. Also sorry for being a Burger. This is my first time playing Risk.
I'm fine with an NAP, but no alliance.
well according to what you're telling me to do you just invaded him so...
see
Alliance/NAP?
also, use this as my roll for expansion
oh
ok one sec year 3 map is coming up
He doesn't control Normandy though? Isn't his territory Scotland and Ireland?
Need it ASAP to avoid confusion
YEAR 3
-Wales gets an extra +1 bonus for controlling normandy
-Heinrich gets a +3 bonus for controlling all of southern italy, central italy, and albania
-Croatia gets an extra +2 bonus for controlling bosnia and montenegro
-Aperture Sci. gets an extra +1 bonus for controlling southern spain
-Greater Butham gets an extra +1 bonus for controlling all of ireland
Also yeah I'm working on a research paper that's due at midnight as I'm playing this, so if I cut out for a few minutes at a time that's why.
expand into Denmark
Ok fill in the rest of France.
continue taking over Russia
>not just playing the browser version
cucks
Take Greece fill north Africa
Fill norway then spill into finland
NAP
Keep expanding into Spain.
NAP?
Well this changes everything. Move to fill the rest of Western Poland with the rest going to Slovakia and then Czech Rep.
I accept your nap
NAP?
do not trust his lies
I only want Greece and turkey
Fill Serbia/Macedonia, spill Hungary.
NAP? I just want Yugoslavia and maybe Bulgaria.
Fill Austria, that region west of bavaria and eastern germany
They are your rightful clay
Wait is it alright to change your name?
sure I guess.
Aight aight change it to that
It's gay but fuck you all
Also if we're allowed to change our names then rename me to English Burgerland.
Only if you don't press for Northern Italy and leave Slovenia for Ind. Croatia.