Risk Thread

Alright you cancerous faggots lets get one of these threads going

Hard Mode: No German Reich

Link? I'm new to this.

No link, you just pick a color, name your faction, pick a starting area and roll

Lime
Central Anatolia
Kurdistan

Red
Eastern Poland
Poland C

Grey
Scotland
Greater Buthan

Are you still here?

Blue
Portugal
Aperture Science

yes. gonna start in a few mins if no one else joins

Edgy Blue
Independent State of Croatia
Croatia

YEAR 1
- Greater Bothan gets a +1 bonus for filling scotland

Ok, i counted yours on the map, you may roll again for year 1

What happens now?

Greather Buthan takes that little island at the top and sarts spilling into ireland

you roll again, giving instructions on what to do. For example, you might say "fill eastern poland", and depending on your roll a certain number of tiles in eastern poland will be filled.

N E A T

Fill Croatia and spill to Bosnia pls

Edgy Red
Ulster
Independent State of Ulster

Take that small chunk of Portugal that's left and spill into southern Spain.

Don't know what the hell I'm doing because Burger, but here we go.

Edgy Blue
England
Wales

Fill Eastern Poland then.

It looks like Edgy Blue is taken, so I'm going with Cyan

SUDDEN JOJO REFERENCE

Ulster has already been completely taken over by someone else, I would suggest starting elsewhere

BUTHANED

Am I in this or has the game already started?

See:

You're in.

Buthan what the fuck

Well naming myself greater urugay would have been kinda cringey

Take 2
Edgy Red
bavaria
kingdom of bavaria

are all colors taken?

only orange and green are left

Ok so assuming each little plot of land is a territory, and I get 30 of those, I'm taking all of England and as much of Ireland as I can get.

Edgy red is already taken.

supposed to be in

Orange
Bavaria
Heinrich von schnitzel

YEAR 2

-Wales gets a +3 Bonus for controlling all of south england, wales, and northern england

-Poland gets a +1 bonus for controlling east poland

-Ind. State of Croatia gets a +1 bonus for controlling all of croatia

-Bavaria gets a +1 bonus for controlling all of bavaria

-Aperature Sci. gets a +1 bonus for controlling all of portugal

Also guys quick reminder to please include your bonuses in parenthesis in your name so I can keep track.

bavaria is already taken, please pick another spot

Celtic Brotherhood
Green
Orleans, France
Celtic Germanic alliance?

Southern Italy

NAP?

Fill southern Spain, spill northward

Angry white men
Russia
any color left

Continue filling Bosnia and spill to Montenegro

It's Aperture by the way, not Aperature

Move to fill Western Poland.
Wanna team up Croatia?

Move North to fill eastern Germany

Take Albania
Spill in to Sicily

Fill ireland, spill to norway

Can I roll? If I can, I use this as my roll for general expansion.

ok you are in

Request for alliance meant for .

Ok move to Denmark from here.

Yes, alliance.

from where you are, you can't. Do you want to fill normandy?

Perfect.

Islamic Caliphate of Leafistan
Sweden
any color left

Should probably name myself to help whoops

Yeah forgot the name sorry. If I can't take Denmark then give me what's left of Ireland and as much of Sweden as I can get. I got 25 territories because I rolled a 0.

Peace treaty?

sorry no slots left

OP, he can have my color
I don't wanna play anymore

Again I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, first time playing risk.

that's norway, normandy is the norhtern part of france.
So you want to invade buthan?

Ok scratch that, you do have a spot

I asked you for a NAP in

Ok give me Normandy, I'll take the Frogs.

What is a NAP?

If it's an alliance then no.

NAP means Non-Aggression Pact in case you didn't know burger

Ok that's what I suspected, sure I'm fine with an NAP. Also sorry for being a Burger. This is my first time playing Risk.

I'm fine with an NAP, but no alliance.

well according to what you're telling me to do you just invaded him so...

see

Alliance/NAP?

also, use this as my roll for expansion

oh

ok one sec year 3 map is coming up

He doesn't control Normandy though? Isn't his territory Scotland and Ireland?

Need it ASAP to avoid confusion

YEAR 3

-Wales gets an extra +1 bonus for controlling normandy

-Heinrich gets a +3 bonus for controlling all of southern italy, central italy, and albania

-Croatia gets an extra +2 bonus for controlling bosnia and montenegro

-Aperture Sci. gets an extra +1 bonus for controlling southern spain

-Greater Butham gets an extra +1 bonus for controlling all of ireland

Also yeah I'm working on a research paper that's due at midnight as I'm playing this, so if I cut out for a few minutes at a time that's why.

expand into Denmark

Ok fill in the rest of France.

continue taking over Russia

>not just playing the browser version
cucks

Take Greece fill north Africa

Fill norway then spill into finland
NAP

Keep expanding into Spain.

NAP?

Well this changes everything. Move to fill the rest of Western Poland with the rest going to Slovakia and then Czech Rep.

I accept your nap

NAP?

do not trust his lies

I only want Greece and turkey

Fill Serbia/Macedonia, spill Hungary.

NAP? I just want Yugoslavia and maybe Bulgaria.

Fill Austria, that region west of bavaria and eastern germany

They are your rightful clay

Wait is it alright to change your name?

sure I guess.

Aight aight change it to that
It's gay but fuck you all

Also if we're allowed to change our names then rename me to English Burgerland.

Only if you don't press for Northern Italy and leave Slovenia for Ind. Croatia.