W-w-will you go w-with me to t-the amusement p-park, user?

>W-w-will you go w-with me to t-the amusement p-park, user?

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STUTTERING STANLEY

Y-You too

Stop these cancerouse RP Threads and man up.

get lost faggot

The perfect girl to tease, impregnate and leave her with a debt

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;_;

dang....

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I prefer this one.

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>NO

Busy spending that day with the waifu.

All it needs is some bullying of user by classmates written on the chalkboard.

I met up at an amusement park with a bunch of qt azn grills once. None of them were shy, though. It was me and like 5 of them. Fun times.

I met the girl that invited me by messaging random people on Xanga

Thanks for reading my blog

I hung out at Walmart with a bunch of qt azn grills once. None of them were shy, though. It was me and like 6 of them. Fun times.

I met the girl that invited me by messaging random people on Fuck

Kill me now please

I think its good that you allow yourself to socialize with people instead of becoming a complete recluse or lonely shut in. Most of what Sup Forums does is mentally unhealthy although they refuse to admit it and will attack anyone who says so as if theyre trying to make them feel bad. Its good that you do things a bit different.

But you shouldnt blogpost on an anime image board.

>casually hinting

Just ask. People aren't psychic and basic human communication shouldn't be a fucking puzzle.

There is this thing called women, user. They are very cryptic.

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>her imagination is shit
>her reality is shit
Wow. So shy girls are just as shit in anime as they are in the 3dpd world. What a surprise.

Good thing gyarus have pretty much replaced them completely.

Why is there even rank in MGSV for soldiers? Unlike Peace Walker their rank doesnt affect their abilities. A D and an S+++ are virtually the same in combat. Their only other use is in the missions you send them out to but who cares about those?

Clever deconstruction of Japan's obsession with ranking stats. Gives you the range of standard terms, but their practical value is severely limited, just like it would be if you tried using such ranking systems in real life.

>I love sluts
Ok cuck.

Or maybe there isnt anything to analyze and MGSV is unfinished and overhyped. PWs ranking systems worked the same but actually added to gameplay.

>the assburgers who like ugly insecure girls are not the cucks
I'm sure the world is wondrous place looked through your eyes.

>She doesn't have pequod arriving shortly at LZ
Goddamnit

damn.

>not settling down with a faithful slut wholl please you everyday

Faggot. Purityfags are the most vain and sad motherfuckers ever. They know next to nothing of relationships of any kind.

No one said anything about ugly. Keep liking used whores, cuck.

WOWHOOOOOOO

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Vain and sad faggot. The virtue of a woman cannot be determined based on how many partners she had unless it gets to ridiculous numbers. Purityfags once again showing their severe autism to everybody.

I don't get it.

Hes too pleb to extract S+++ soldiers without killing them.

Really makes you think

>not liking sluts
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Me on the right, my wife on the left

Left is meant for right.

hey cutie

Hi, user.

>tfw your ideal way involves a lot more kidnapping

I'm not sure if I'm laughing or crying

I don't want the girl on the right because I don't deserve her.

Then earn her.

You don't want her because she doesn't recognize her own hug has value. She's giving it away.

Thats right faggot. All you deserve is a cock up your ass.

What about the left? Will you leave her to starve?

God, yes. Please punish me with your cock, master.

Can you post them all?
Right always best.

>my soul when

Bend your ass over. And dont even think of jerking off your pathetic excuse for a penis while Im thrusting into you.

Nigga u gay
Smdh tbqh

Nothing gay about giving sissies what they need. Without cock theyd wither and die.

Why aren't those two fucking? They complement each other perfectly.

I first read it as:
>girl that will give you drugs in exchange for a homemade meal
>girl that will cook for you a homemade meal in exchange for drugs
Something is wrong with me.

Fool! When you're RPing with a 2D girl it is the bravest thing a man can do!

Right, I think a hug is too little of a reward for her.

Clearly hug is code for penis in vagina.

HAH, like that works

>Faithful
>Slut
I know they're nice in 2D but seriously, you're asking to get cucked

it's like you've never interacted with women before

this ain't what I signed up for when I clicked this thread

No, I am a fat loser. You should find a better boy, there are so many around.

>tfw when have chance with girl on right
shes cute and shes Chinese FOB whos smart

problem is that im extremely perverted and she doesnt know

I feel bad because I know I want to do extremely lewd things and feel like i dont deserve a girl who makes me things (made me a statue of my zodiac sign on the second date as a gift) and showers me with affection

Im used to girls just expecting sex and casuality of dating, now theres pressure not to corrupt this person and I dont know what to do

you know someones gonna do it sooner or later so better claim her virginity before you get cucked

Damn that's a pretty hard choice. But I'm shit at cooking so right.

Nah. If its possible for virgins to be vapid, selfish cunts, and they exist, then its possible for sluts to have some sense of morality as to not slut around when choosing to commit in a relationship. Unless the number of men is ridiculously high.

So what would happen if YOU cooked for right?

Fuck, I can't cook.

I can cook french fries.

>0% effort
You have only 3 seconds to explain why should I put more than 2% of effort into this girl

I can make a sandwich.

>W-w-ill you go w-wi
T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR

she is putting 0% effort because she thinks you like her friend still ends up looking cute imagine if she goes maximum effort

Then we can both make her meals with out combined expertise and fight for who deserves her affection more.

Maybe she likes ramen and hot pockets?

Seeing threads like these makes me wonder why do I even like 2D.

Go outside and you'll be reminded.

kek

I don't understand. How does sunlight remind me of anything?

Because the end result of her 0% effort is more than you deserve

short fuzzy hair is pretty ugly to be honest

You can cook pasta. Trust me

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>user cooks pasta
>let it boiling too long that the pasta literally dissolve in the water

short fuzzy hair is great.

It's the fangs that ruin the look.

>This will never happen to you
Honestly, why live?

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True.
>tfw don't even have to worry about not knowing about a crush because the only female in your life is mom

Fuck you guys, I'm a married man.

D U D E

>"I can't eat what my husband is making!"
>A cute, slice of life anime about a hardworking office lady and her househusband who tries to spoil her with tasty meals, but fails every time
>They always end up eating take-out instead

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You're extracting her?

Im Big Boss, and you are too.

>shy girls
Never, give me dominant girls that aren't afraid to take what they want.

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There is litterally nothing wrong with a cuck fetish.