How is Aqua a goddess of water? She's a goddess of plague and ill fortune

How is Aqua a goddess of water? She's a goddess of plague and ill fortune.

You want me to beat you up, nerd?

Water can spread plagues

OP must be a filthy undead.

She's a goddess of ass.

OP pleases Wiz for money.

She is literally the opposite of a goddess of plague, you walking corpse.
She's also a beacon of light and the drawing point for anyone around her.

Not water created or touched by Aqua though

Lich pls go and stay go

As expected of foul Eris cultists. The vermin can't go a day without spreading lies about our beautiful goddess.

Deceptive, vile criminals of Eris truly are the bane of society. How do we get rid of them?

Throw stones at their churches, take over their public sermons with our own, but most of all, we must bolster our ranks with the rich and the influential.

Solid plan. As expected of a smart and productive member of the Axis cult.

Sounds to me like OP is related to slugs

Impressive Axis turnout today. Time to break upon a bottle of wine

Those trips are a blessing from our goddess. Checked.

SUMMARY FOR VOL 10 WHERE?

IRIS
MASTER
RACE

So her full name is Berserk Stylish Sword Iris. She's becoming more and more like Kazuma in this volume.

Seventh doctrine of the Axis cult:
>Thou shall not endure. Drink when you want to drink. Eat when you want to eat. You may not get to eat it tomorrow
Cheers, fellow Axis friends

Long live the Axis, fuck the Allies.

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Can Aqua clean my entire body with her magic? Also my insides? If so, I would start seeing her as a goddess.

Ofcourse. Take a bath with her and drink the water.

Megumin is the cutest

Aqua for life then.

You would die, very excruciatingly, if all of your blood and various body fluid within your body get turned into pure water.

yeah fuck that filthy alcoholic peasant of a goddess aqua

She's alright for a chuuni

The. Cutest.

Don't you have some of Vanir's profit to waste on stupid shit, slug?

Filthy Eris cultist, may your toilets clog up as you flush them, may your toilet paper run out when you need it the most, and may all your women suffer from padded-bra syndrome.

>may all your women suffer from padded-bra syndrome
Curse broken.

Darkness > The rest
I want to punish her harsly..

Is there mineral water approved by Aqua?

I want Aqua to sit on my face

Yep.

water is a unstoppable force of nature, suits her pretty well

You are a rare breed. You can stay, even though Dorkness is an Eris whore.

>that moment when they realized the damage caused by her massive tidal flood was not 300 million eris, but in the billions

I want to be nice to Darkness, but I fear to her that's actually rude.

She belongs to Coca Cola executives

Just indulge her fantasies. At one point Kazuma is genuinely cruel to her and she fucking snaps. If he wasn't carrying all the buffs from Aquas arsenal, she would have broken every bone in his body.

Reminder that no matter what kind of developments ANY of the other girls gets, Aqua will always remain the closest person to Kazuma.

Yeah, it's actually kind of funny that she's actually offended at his moments of douchery.

No, she's my whore.
I will spank her with a cane and finger her to orgasm after orgasm.

This is true. Their bond transcends every other relationship they have, even if Kazuma gets romantically involved.
They depend on each other thoroughly, and either wouldn't function without the other.

Friendly note that every single Konosuba is fit for bullying.
Except one.
Succubus is NOT for bullying.
Succubus is for protection against jealous partymembers

She's just a few steps away from seeing the light of the true goddess. You have no power here, permaflat worshipper.

Was all that QUALITY fixed in the BDs?

buy them and find out

Don't know, got it from here

When did Iris turn into a Mary Sue? Why do they even need Japanese teens with cheats to defeat the demon king if Iris can destroy his entire army singlehandedly?

I really can imagine Aqua using Wiz as a whipping boy for any comments she gets that she doesn't like.

Writers probably got positive feedback on her and went over the top

Iris isn't as strong as her father and brother, and they're stuck in a deadlock at the frontlines.

That should tell you how strong/edgy the demon king is.

Actually she has a few moments of bonding with Wiz later on, so she doesn't actively bully her so much. But she blames everything on Vanir, a duke of hell, and keeps killing his physical form.

This. By vol 9, Aqua and Wiz get along quite well and Vanir becomes Aqua's primary victim.

That must be some scary sort of frontlines if Megumin is capable of guerilla soloing an entire demon army and Iris is stronger than her.

>king and prince are stuck at the frontlines
>meanwhile kazuma's ragtag bunch of misfits have already neutralized over half of the demon king's generals

And yet Iris who has explosions stronger than Megumin, healing powers more holy than Aqua, and actual swordsmanship skill that makes her better than Kazuma's entire party combined is less powerful than her brother and father?

I want to get a visit from a succubus.

Individually, Kazumas girls are stronger though. Nobody can hold a candle to Aquas heals when she tries. Megumin is the pinnacle of a min max'd crimson, and Darkness' stamina and endurance is only matched by the most elite monsters in the world. But yeah, she could probably take them all in a 1v1.

>There are things we must protect, under any circumstance

But what if I want more than a dream

Nigger, you will shrivel up and die.

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Then you have to level social skills and fuck someone in the guild. Succubi don't want your dirty irl penis, just the energies you release from sexual pleasure

That ass is PHAT

Even better

Then wake up in the middle of the dream and see what the succubus is doing to get her sustenance.

I'd say a succubus dream is worth about the same as a real encounter.

I think he's pretty toned, tbqh

But what would she be doing?

probably siphoning your feelings

Just like Vanir gains power from negative emotions.

This also puzzles Kazuma throughout the series. He keeps being confused about where her line between her hornyness and her batshit anger goes

Yeah, sort of just tuning into the emotions, you'd imagine. Vanir never really does anything to absorb them, he's just in the vicinity

The sensible explanation would be her getting mad when he is an ass to people other than herself.

And when he breaks the mood, I suppose. When she literally asks him to fuck, he tells her she's gotten even more toned abs, and she goes psycho

>he compliments her body
>she goes psycho

There's no pleasing this crazy bitch.

The important thing to remember about the Konosuba world is that everybody is really stupid.

>everyone is really stupid
>aqua's intelligence is below average

So she must be like, super stupid.

But she's cute so it's okay.

This, I would tenderly look after Aqua no matter how stupid she is, Aqua is a good girl.

>in debt
>good

Yeah...

So, without Aqua Kazuma's would be dead and his team would have failed to defeat numerous foes. Aqua is great. Being a little in debt is a small price to pay for having such a great team member.

Without Aqua Kazuma wouldn't even have a team since Aqua is the one that made the wanted ad. Kazuma would've joined Dust's party instead, Megumin would've been saved by Yunyun right before she starved to death in a dark alley, and Darkness would be fucked by an old fat man for the rest of her days like she always wanted.

More importantly, without Aqua we wouldn't have gotten all those fanservice shots of her ass.

Aqua is objectively the best lifecompanion:
>Hilarious
>Can entertain herself
>Not shy of sex
>An actual god
>Idea of a date would be mountains of food, getting smashed, fucking in a haystack
>Naturally happy
>Liked by everyone
>Not clingy
>Can entertain herself

She truly is a blessing from the heavens.

Fire Emblem Aqua is also an idiot who suffers a lot

Must come with the name

You forgot the part where she cheats on you multiple times cause you forgot to buy her an anniversary gift

Why would you forget to buy her gifts? Are you an Eris cultist?

Well that's your fault for not tenderly looking after her.

Where do you think life came from?

You forgot the part where she isn't driven by sex, but would probably just steal your booze, get drunk and vomit on your things.

Cheating to get back at you is an Eris thing, something Darkness would do. Aqua would just guilt trip you and steal your shit

>steal your booze
That's super adorable.

>that moment when the ghost steals the expensive wine she has been saving up for since day one, and has been saving for a special occassison
I was genuinely angry at spirits for a long time

Aqua eventually forgives the poor lonely soul and lets her linger. You should forgive her too, user.

Smug Aqua is best Aqua.