Why don't you have a girlfriend yet Sup Forums?

why don't you have a girlfriend yet Sup Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=cj9tvIFcUeU

I'm married

let me guess you also make $300k as the manager at your local wendy's?

Im enrolled in CS and hate going out.

Why do i need to prove to you im dating?

I had a few but they've all gone away now

Can’t find one who’s both physically attractive and even minimally non-retarded

>why don't you have a girlfriend yet Sup Forums?

I'd have to share her with my wife.

tfw he has a higher voice than her. soyboy

I have a relatively qt asian gf
At least im ruining jap genes

Hate myself too much to even attempt to get one.

Fake and gay.

i'm ugly

I do. She's Polish-American and "high test" if you will. Will still suck my dick when she doesn't feel like fucking, which isn't often. FWIW, I don't make nearly close to 300k and I work in IT. I just work out and eat healthy and don't take any shit. Women are easy if you're not a fucking soyim.

I'm short and can barely sustain myself and my dog, let alone a female.

I'm 29, I've been with 40-somethign girls, and I'm currently married.

Because I am not a lesbian

In Amsterdam?
Impossible.

Because i'm not 1.90 tall
Is 177 considered manlet?

Are you people stupid or something?

I'm emotionally jaded from past relationships and one night stands don't do it for me

Haha get with the game. Change your name and pretend to be half Jewish so you can breed out the Jewish race. Only tell your family on your deathbed.

I lost someone a decade ago

No reason in particular. Shut up.

makeapp version any1?

No its not. Id say 170 and down is manlet tier

>hey, I like you
>oh- ok.

Why don't you have a family yet Sup Forums?

"girlfriends" and "boyfriends" don't exist in australia - only expendable fucktoys

what's so unbelieveable about somebody being married, sounds like you are reflecting with your original post now

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Wow that's so simple.
Remember guys - just be confident.

>married
>on Sup Forums

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Ever wanted to visit the states? Who am I kidding you are most likely a tranny or just a fag.

I'm facially attractive and get 'catcalled' every time I go out.
Yet whenever I open my trap they disappear.