The real Sup Forumsaks 5 golden points:

>1. eat healthy
>2. stop watching porn
>3. buy dumbbells and lift
>4. no smoke, no alcool
>5. read based books

>no smoke
what about vapor

...

I'm kiss her bobs

>smoking water with random chemicals

nope. it can help quit smoke but also it's bad in the long run

Milk truck just arrive!

The “five points to convince Sup Forums that Sup Forums really is a bunch of sweaty mongoloid obese men” starter pack

But seriously, fuck off. Nothing wrong with weed or booze

Need more pics of the woman in OP for, uh, political research.

DONT
ENJOY
ANYTHING
IN
MODERATION
FUN
IS
A
SIN
Fuck you, this is America and I'm responsible enough to do what the fuck I want.

why is porn bad? seriously asking

Where have I heard this song and dance before?

>DEA IM FIA SF
is this another message from Q?

>the only enjoyment in life is alcohol, porn, smoking, and junk food

t. degenerate

Wrong it goes like this
>1. Buy guns and ammunition

That’s it

barbell, not dumbells, you noob

Not mutually exclusive, they are fun in combination with other shit. Shooting pool drunk is fun on the weekends.

Yes, goyim, porn is all good and healthy for you!

>Shooting pool drunk is fun on the weekends.

So shooting pool sober isn't fun?

You are still saying
>DONT
>ENJOY
>ANYTHING

You don't enjoy anything without the addition of alcohol, smoking, porn, or junk food.

>Nothing wrong with weed or booze

This.
Go be a monk somewhere else OP

>6. Learn an Instrument
>7. Plant a Tree
>8. Own a Dog
>9. Put Jews in the Oven
>10. Marry a based Woman
>11. Build a House
>12. Have children

Enjoy your estrogens, pussyboy

>french flag
>against alcohol
begone ahmed

this is actually the worst unfunny meme ever, you retards are reddit level

. eat healthy
Doing better at this actually. More grilled chicken and veggies
. stop watching porn
Yeah, that is not going to happen
. buy dumbbells and lift
Done, add cycling 30+ miles to the mix 5-6 days a week.
. no smoke, no alcool
Quit smoking 3 years ago, but, love the occasional craft beer.
. read based books

This I can agree with.

>3. buy dumbbells and lift
Fuck that shit. It will destroy your back. Just do pushups/pullups and other calisthenic exercises.

>Shooting pool drunk is fun bcuz i can't be cool with vagenes when not drunk

An user dropped this in a thread some time ago. The screenshots of posts left by an user on Sup Forums who claimed he's way up in the porn industry.

The hope who are aware and mature enough to understand that this message doesn't make sense for them are not the intended recipients.

>eat healthy
>no porn
>be healthy, lift
>no drugs or substances that have any adverse affect on you
>reading
>helping out in your community, if at all possible
>having a healthy social life
>convincing your mates to do the same

do this and you are helping more than you know

listen, its short sighted to think like this.

drinking can be fun, but is the hangover?

sure eating junk taste good but feeling like crap all the time?

what you call fun is just self indulgence, but what if you felt great all the time? maybe you realize this and are too afraid to admit it.

t.b.h whilst all of those things are good health wise just gyming / healthing it up ain't going to make ur more successful or get laid easier, unless ur a land whale currently.

duDE wEED lMaO

literary this.
Hehe.

>Fuck that shit. It will destroy your back.

+musclebound bydlo

6. train BJJ or some other MA

DUDE BOOZE BRO!!!!!

Developing self-discipline needed in order to eat healthy and workout develops your discipline in other areas of your life too (or at least it should). The confidence you get from seeing improvements gives you evidence that you can improve in one area of life so that means you can also improve in other areas. Not to mention a better diet and exercise makes your brain work way more effectively, elevates your mood, and changes how others view you.

>no alcohol
What's this fucking beta cuck shit

piss off

Stop the anti smoving and anto drinking bs they're completely fine in moderation and at the right times and just improve your experience.

. buy dumbbells
Buy an Olympic barbell and plates.

not saying ur wrong or it's a bad idea but i used to absolutely destroy it on the excercise and it turns into a diminishing returns thing. spend 3 - 4 hours a day exercising for next to no benefit over doing half an hour a day. girls also frequently under appreciate the amount of effort it requires to maintain a ripped ab without the application of makeup / photoshop. she better be real worth it for that!

drinking sometimes with friends - cool

drinking everyday alone - cuck

Spend lots of time outdoors

I try to catch a fish once a week

Also fuck. You guys need to fuck. Fuckings good for you

all are good except stop porn

no fap is for faggots

That you think this needs stating shows that you missed the point. Good day sir.

Interesting

>i need porn to stroke my wee wee

How does masturbation emasculate someone?

>not jerking to ecchi anime
You gay or just australian?