How can other girls expect to compete?

How can other girls expect to compete?

A realistic body? In anime? What is this? Apart from refreshing

lurk two years before posting

That last second that shows off her midriff and thighs makes me diamonds every time.

>how can other girls expect to compete?

this isn't reddit faggot. fuck off

Why was Araragi so tied with the red string of fate to Senjougahara that he dated her even in an alternate universe?

Cute, lovable, huggable, kissable, and perfectly innocent.

How can other girls compete?

She belongs in an asylum.

Will SHAFT ever animate something with nipples again?

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They can't.

>tanned

I prefer this one

Another user did that edit in a thread about brown girls. I made sure to thank him.

>Calls herself a lesbian
>Craves dick.
Someone explain this shit to me.

She's araragi sexual

Only Araragi's dick. Monogatari is just a wish fulfilment harem at the end of the day.

Because you haven't read the LNs where she explains her sexuality better

it's a modernist satire of fujo-pandering characters who act gay and are really straight

I agree, and I would come visit her every day and bring lunch. I would also bring a fresh bouquet of flowers every week for her room.

It's pandering under the pretense of a deeper meaning. Basically the modus operandi of the whole series.

I know several women who said they were lesbians in high school, bisexual in college, and married men later on. Araragi just pushed her along the path a little faster.

Those sound like attention whores. Is Monkey an attention whore?

She's just a giant pervert.

Bakemonogatari, pure garbage.
Kill yourself.

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Crab doesn't have to, she already won.

Thread starts off like any other monkey thread
Turns to shit once snake is posted
I dub this the nadeko effect

She is not Bat

>everyone posts their favorite girl
>I post mine
>everyone attacks me for it and derails the thread

It doesn't need a name, I try to explain why she's great in every thread and you people never listen. I know it's just me too, because no one else likes her for some reason.

EOP viewers have little patience for the structural games Isin imposes on his narratives

Was anyone else here for bakemono s1 and the gorespam threads?

No, I'm a 2010 newfag and saw Bake at 2011. Gorespammer was there or whoever that was, but it was manageable at that time.

>everyone posts their favorite girl
People only posting and talking about monkey
>I post mine
You post off topic
>everyone attacks me for it and derails the thread
You posted off topic
If you've been on Sup Forums for more than a month monogatari threads are pretty much the same
They are either about a specific girl(s) or about the show
You can tell if it's about a specific girl when the op is some cheap bait to get fans to talk about her

>I try to explain why she's great
Impossible
>in every thread
Pathetic
>and you people never listen
Because everyone knows she's shit and everyone has had this conversation a million times
>I know it's just me too, because no one else likes her for some reason
If you are the only person who likes her and spams her at what point do you stop and think that you might be doing something wrong

>You post off topic
OP posted monkey, and asked how other girls (presumably from the same series) can compete. When it's a thread about a specific girl, OP will post either "This is X, say something nice about her" or some other form of cheap bait. Then, he/she will dump a large number of pictures of her and other anons will follow suit and only talk about her. The key here is that the OP either says her name, or specifically mentions only that girl. More general threads don't start with the girl's name, like this one.

Additionally, I wasn't posting off topic, since another user posted Kaiki before me. Furthermore, the six posts preceding mine (including the one with Kaiki) had either no mention of any girls, or were about girls besides Monkey.

>Because everyone knows she's shit and everyone has had this conversation a million times
It's not my fault that you don't listen to me, but I'm not going to sit by and watch you shit on a genuinely great girl because you don't understand why she's great. If you don't like her, that's fine, but I don't shit on the girls I don't like in the series, so it's unfair to have to watch people shitting on Snake and no one will stand up for her.

You can't honestly think op was asking a genuine question can you
You are either new, stupid or both
Nothing you have said argues any point I made

Let me make it easy for you to understand
Monogatari threads about specific girls are usually about that specific girl
No one usually likes snake so she is confined to her own thread or general monogatari threads
No one likes to talk about why snake is shit because everyone has done it before and most snakefags are delusional and impossible to argue with

Now it's time to stop bumping this shit thread

Well I disagree, but it's obvious you are just mad about something. That's fine, but please stop saying mean things about Nadeko in the future.

is kanbaru the only girl that hasn't kissed araragi

Math and Ougi didn't.

for one, it's kind of satirical of fujoshi types like those you see IRL who are super kawaii "lesbians" in your high school's LGBT and Anime circles that are just wildly flamboyant. Kanbaru is just the more bearable version. But also, it's because in the eastern and middle countries in general, Lesbian points to the fact you are attracted to women as a woman, but does not specify that you are ONLY attracted to woman.
Like, as for me, 2 of my 3 partners were males, though I am mostly atracted to women (and just don't have good luck with them). In the context of the fact I've liked men, I'm "gay" by their use of the word.

Everything is perfect but damn those feet. I want to eat those toes

She's everything about that archetype except an attention whore which is why she's bearable.
okay she's a little bit of one but not so flamboyant

We all have our own reasons for liking and disliking a character. Keeping it civil here I'll say I am not fond of Nadeko because she's too immature. Sure that may mean in some respects she's "purer" but I couldn't stand being around a preteen if I was her first love, even when I was araragi's age.

Nadeko is by far worst girl but she is also C U T E.

Monkey power.

by being interesting. pic related.

I don't think you've actually explained to us what you like about Nadeko. Just that you'd like, bring her flowers and shit. I already explained why I am not too fond of her myself here

math is a psychopath though

Ougi isn't a girl.

Nadeko is immature, and I like her because of it. You have to remember she is technically one of the youngest if not the youngest girls in the series (Tsukihi might be younger, I'm not sure. I also count Hachikuji as 20 something, even though her kid form is technically 11). She's immature, but she isn't willfully immature. She's lived a sheltered life, though I would argue not much more sheltered than a typical girl of her age. Her immaturity does in a way keep her more pure in that she's not as jaded or skeptical as any of the other characters. Remember Hachikuji tried as hard as she could to get Araragi to get away from her as to not become lost, and said she's done that many times (pushing people who could see her away) which leads to her being pretty cold emotionally (though she warms up to Araragi quickly).

Additionally, Nadeko is very driven and motivated to do things once she sets her mind to it. In the Snake arc, she is actively looking up what she's been cursed with and is trying to fix it all on her own. If she had gone to any other shrine, it may have worked and she wouldn't have needed Araragi's help. Granted, Senjougahara did something similar, but Nadeko is the only one who really figured out what was happening and was trying to fix it the right way. Her fixation on tasks can be a negative as well, as we saw in Medusa, where she became to engrossed in a revenge fantasy that it led her to more trouble. I think her inner drive and immaturity play a nice balance here, where she is unwilling to give up, even when things need to stop.

Finally, she does have pride in herself, and passions that she wants to accomplish in the future. She gave up godhood because she was reminded of her manga, and was embarassed that someone saw her works in progress. I think her personality is such that she will be able to stick with that and become successful one day, as she grows and becomes more confident.

Patrician taste.

Nadeko is best girl (for me) because she reminds me of that girl next door that had a giant crush on me that I would always brush off and not understand because I was too busy being infatuated with another girl at the time.

Nadeko is the choice for people that have experienced the girl-next-door type love as well as those that have been on the opposite end of a naive and desperate crush on someone older and out of reach that never returned the feelings.

She also happens to be the choice of anyone that enjoys the romance of watching someone grow up and change over time from being childish to being (relatively) more adult.

Not to mention the fact that she just happens to be extremely pretty.

You, I like you user.

Every time.

Well yeah, Nadeko shits up every thread. This isn't unique to Monkey threads.

that's a nice analysis and explained why I liked her myself, though I like Bird better, nadeko is pretty high tier in overalls ranking

usually it's the other way around, apefag.

Snake is ok but not the best.

When she's Medusa she's pretty top tier though.

Where do I subscribe?

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Cutest girl.

great taste

Other girls don't have Harambe arms for one.

kekd