Sup Forums Colony

Okay lads, we all know that the white race is fucked. No where's safe, every decent white country is crawling with shitskins. So the only way we can survive is to move to somewhere cold like Iceland that naturally repels niggers, or like the pioneers, we start our own colony.
>There's no where left to colonize dumbfuck
That's where you're wrong. In South America there's a little country called Suriname that would be perfect.
>One of the least densest countries in the world
>Cheap land
>Dutch is an official language and English is spoken by most of the population
>Country is politically isolated thanks to being run by a dictator whose wanted by INTERPOL for drug smuggling into Europe
>Immigration department is famously corrupt and easy to bribe
>Cheap labor in the form of natives who never leave their tribes
>Extremely underdeveloped so we'll be the ones forging the country
So lads, why don't we start a Sup Forums Colony in Suriname?

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The reason it has low density is because tropical rainforest is terrible for agriculture, which limits growth. That land is cheap for a reason

Well it worked for Jonestown in equally shitty conditions until they drank the kool aid, and that was mostly run by niggers

Thats one settlement. Good luck supporting the rest of the white race in thousands of km2 of humid disease-ridden jungle with terrible soil.

You know that's a shithole with barely any resources, land worth building on, or farmland of decent quality, right?

Island nation of Nauru in the Pacific about halfway between Australia and Hawaii. Population 13,000.

Start some entrepreneurial interests on the island, bring in Amero/Anglo workers, and slowly integrate yourselves into local government. Within a decade or two you could shift demographics enough to take over.

This up to a point.
Rainforest soil has extreme fertility for like 2 inches, then no fertility at all.
AKA your first crop grows 50ft tall, while your second crop FUCKING DIES.
To counteract this, your hold must have very good nutrient recycling (like an actual rainforest) and foreign organic matter must be added to it at all times.

However, if there are rivers, you can find tropical drained swampland which is easily one of the best agricultural soils known to man

The level of investment required to undertake that means that it will always be cheaper to produce food elsewhere, so it would be a difficult endevour, especially in such a small country,

We have to make the soil arable with charcoal.

This does sound good but it looks pretty reliant on ((Australia)) for most things, meaning that a takeover might be difficult, especially with Australia becoming a Chinese client state

Bro, charcoal and wood char, plough it deep into the soil, and bad bing bada boom, you've increased the retention of soil nutrients

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_preta

Deep plowing fuck yes
youtube.com/watch?v=lIN2R1iksog

Yeah that's how they reckon the lost Amazonian cities prospered.
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081119-lost-cities-amazon.html
This article talks about it but its a bit 'WE WUZ KANGZ'y

It seems like a good idea but apparently it only increases the yield by 10%, which might make it too expensive for the actual benefit

It's ours. We gave you New York in exchange for Suriname. NO MORE.

Can we trade back? Jew York wasn't worth it.

Deal.

Yes making land arable is a pain in the ass but it still might be easier then to fend of the shitskinns.

Yeah probably - Rhodesians managed to make Zimbabwe the breadbasket of Africa, while the Africans turned it into a starving wasteland. So I imagine that soil has so much potential that isn't being exploited by its current residents

Why not buy a decommissioned aircraft carrier and a few decommissioned destroyers and form a floating micronation?

>Deep plowing fuck yes
Kek

Because none of us have $3 million to afford even one?

>Manufacture a new coup in Argentina
>Wait for the Argie Bargies to invade the Falklands
>Absolutely fuck them over a second time but this time go to their mainland.
>Take attached region as a colony with all the already-established Welshmen dwelling in it.

Why not Eastern Europe? You gotta beef them up and prepare to withhold a major armed conflict. In case Western governments got shaky and there will be an opportunity to set up satisfactionary regimes in there.

You don't have an army or a navy anymore.
You are basically America's errand boy abroad and a muslims sex tourism den at home.
Wake up. Before its too late.

How about you learn spanish and live there?

Jonestown was in Guyana

youtu.be/c-BWKNGRKuE

A NEW RHODESIA?

It's next door and has essentially the same challenges this plan would face (probably worse because the Guyanese government gave Jones the shittest soil in the country). The point was more so to illustrate that if a colony of a thousand that was like 70% black could thrive, then so could we.

>he's not a multimillionaire
what are you even doing on Sup Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=yhohq2sLvwY
That's the plan lad

>least densest

Got some family there (my uncle married a surinamese) so I have coukd have my own base of operations.

That makes two of us then

The main advantage of Suriname is that while it has a population of 500k or so, no one group has more then 100k, so even a migration of 100k people could really make a power block internally, and 250k would be enough to be the majority.

adjective, denser, densest.
1.
having the component parts closely compacted together; crowded or compact:
Learn English nigger

Someone should make a Discord so we can organise!

So we can float the rest of our lives?
Didn't Waterworld teach you anything?
>We were meant to walk on dry land.

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Suriname is not worth it desu. You will be pouring in more recources then you will ever get out of it. And thats providing niggers dont steal your shit

Whereabouts do they live?

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>the only way we can survive is to move to somewhere cold like Iceland that naturally repels niggers

Fuck off Achmed, we're full

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>250k would make a majority

Yes that is the definition of a majority, more than half

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Why do you think people in the tropics can't produce shit? Agriculture is fucked in that band of the world and if climate change is real in a few decades it will be harder to produce food there. Meanwhile, in temperate and polar climates it'll become EASIER to produce food. Also white people burn easy in the sun... trust me, I know. We need somewhere similar to Europe's climate.
In North America, we'd have to wait for the U.S. to collapse and hope we can carve out territory in the north-west. You guys should know it'll take another world war or the fall of the U.S. government for any explicit ethno-state to be built.
Alternatively, you start learning Russian or teaching your kids Russian so they can escape over this guy's country

But if 250,000 more people go to the ountry its population will be 750 000 meaning to make the majority you will need 375000 people.

Wow, this is pretty great.

>Suriname
Kankerdom, wat de neuk

It sounds good but I hear that visa restrictions are harsh as fuck as like half the country is unemployed

Kill a couple hundred thousand and we good

>britbongs don't even know their own language
top kek friend

Please see what I was referring to.

We found a way around it

...

I'm definitely interested now, how many people you got?

what about

cnn.com/2017/09/15/americas/irma-barbuda-population-trnd/index.html

>Population 13,000
Nauru is where Australia holds its rapefugees until they get approval to come into the country

No, sweetie. That's the tropical island/puppet state we dump our rapefugees at.

Several dozen, we purge regularly to keep only the most dedicated. Zero larpers or lurkers.

Might be an idea, but once we fix shit, niggers will come pouring in

>until they get approval to come into the country
What are you talking about? We genuinely don't let them in, user :)))))))
There's people on that rock that have been there for years.

shoot emn or slaves

Until they get approval to come into the country...who knows when they could get that though :^)
That means they're stuck there and no one in their right mind should attempt to colonize it

Bruhs, just come to Maine, seriously.

>Muh forests
>Muh lack of population in the northern portion
>Muh shitload of uninhabited land, full of water and deer/moose/general game

Yeah, it's cold, but honestly I live in eastern Maine and I could walk into the woods right now and no one would see me for years.

The cold, heroin problems and whatnot contribute to the states furthering of death. My "city" had just over 5k people in 2010, now there's just over 2200.

Heres a radical thought. Kick the shitskins and kikes out of our countries. Then homeland for white man achieved. I refuse to give up my home and will choose death before dishonor. This post is satire.

Lads you mustn't forget that there is a vast array of British Oversea territories;
Anguilla
Bermuda
British Antarctic Territory
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Cayman Islands
Falkland Islands
Gibraltar
Montserrat
Pitcairn Islands
Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Turks and Caicos Islands

Falklands, Ascension Island and Gibraltar are our best bets I would say. Ascension island / St Helena if you like African Weather and Volcanoes, Falklands if you like Mild Welsh weather,
Gibraltar if you Like Spain but wished they spoke English

Barron?

>AKA your first crop grows 50ft tall, while your second crop FUCKING DIES.
>what is crop roatation
fucking stone age savages you cant plant heavy crop repeatedly

Suriname will be the perfect place for globalists to send Haitians to once you develop it.

This sounds serious. I remember a few years ago people were trying this but it went to bollocks after the ((media)) caught wind of it. Keeping this low profile prevents that bullshit from happening again, but I imagine we won't get many colonists if it's too secret.

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>the well established Welshmen there
Only in Chubut, and they fought the Brits in Malvinas, so I don't think they'd like for the Commonwealth to take them over.
Not like either of us could afford a war rn

WE SHALL START AN AFFORDABLE BOAT MAKING BUSINESS IN NAURU

Three questions:
1. Do you have enough land to accept new people currently?
2. What degrees and qualifications do you favor in applicants?
3. There's probably a monetary fee to join? How much would you want newcomers to contribute to the fund?

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Question was for this guy.

This is true, I remember a story from the Falklands where Welsh Settlers and Welsh Regiment soldiers were calling each other cunts for being traitors to Welshmen. Funny stuff.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TROPICAL SOILS FUCKFACE, ROTATE YOUR CROPS AND NUTRIENTS DONT MAGICALLY APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE
Crop rotation is definitely a component in any farm, but you'll have to amend tropical soil year after year to maintain fertility

Recruitment in this manner is as much as we can handle atm. You have to understand processing thousands of people is difficult and we have to focus on the groundwork first before major migration is needed.

anybody saved the flags from the tuvalu threads

You guys are idiots. The answer isn't to go to some other shithole and build from the groundup, but do what the nogs are doing to someplace else.
The answer my friends, is JAPAN. Think about it, super industrialized 1st world country filled to the brim with qt3.14 azn females and cucked weakwilled men. Integrate and combine powerful white genes with hyper intelligent nip genes to create a super race.

Because Suriname is filled with Pajeets, Niggers and Mestizos. Why can't we colonize the Falklands, Svalbard and Jan Mayen or even one of the many land masses in Russia that Putin is selling. Because starting a colony in some nonwhite shithole is bound to fuck us over both genetically and demographically. I'm not going to start a family in some third world shithole just so my future descendants could be Negro-Pajeet-White American mixes.

1. Yes
2. It depends from person to person. While on paper STEM people would seem ideal sometimes even people with meme degrees are harder workers than people in STEM. We review each case taking a lot of things into account, especially at this stage
3. No there isn't and we will never ask for your shekels.

Is this the monthly Sup Forums colony larp thread? Fun! Anyone here remember Namibia?

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jfc why are we even talking about planting shit. that's brown people tier. any baboon can get a plot of land and (poorly) grow things.

constitutionally promise banking secrecy. get deposits from nearby countries (see: venezuela/brazil) that are desperately trying to horde wealth for the inevitable collapse. use interest income to pay nearby locals to build shit/plant shit/make shit.

I've always liked the thought of Pitcairn Island.

in what are tropical soils even different

The same japanese who hate whites and refuse to have kids?

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In terms of?

Never asked for anyone's shekels and never will. Yes it worked.

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any pics or info that can be disclosed?
also did you have any trouble?

The 'New Australia' movement in 1893 is a hilarious read if you can be bothered to look it up. Same deal you're proposing here, bunch of depressed people trying to preserve white australia so they started a white australia settllement in Paraguay. It turns into degeneracy, many flee, the leader goes crazy, and the men all marry native americans and their descendents are still in Paraguay today, though none of them are white anymore. Bloody hilarious go look it up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia