Defend this. Please. I'm waiting

Defend this. Please. I'm waiting.

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SIPGATE!

Defend what?

He is trying not to do something stupid, but by hesitating and overthinking he looked stupid.

S I P

Elaborate.

That's a man who has dribbled before

This is a clear call for impeachment.

I bet he members Marco before he took a sip

>that weird hand flick lean
>focusing all his attention on the bottle instead of talking while he's doing it
>moving the bottle away from the podium as though he's afraid it might fizz up despite it not being carbonated
>not looking at what he's doing, as if trying to pretend he isn't doing anything weird
>his hesitation to sip, then making an o shape with his mouth over the top of the bottle before actually pressing it to his lips
>tipping his whole head with the bottle
>that awkward transition from two hands to one when drinking the second time
>that shaky hand
There's just so much going on here

he's unironically on light amphetamines
old fucking fatty was never in the physical or mental conditions to be president

2 SIPS KRONKL KRUMP???????
IMPEACH RIGHT NOW

i will when you explain piglosi

You need to do drink a lot of water when doing meth otherwise your body can shut down and you can end up in a hospital.

Lol filename

Honestly trump is getting more and more retarded

>Defend this. Please. I'm waiting.

We can't.
We just can't.

In this day and age, there's just no justification for a thirsty president.

What's next, consuming food for sustenance?

Human beings drink water to survive. Basic biology

This

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You seem awfully obsessed with Trump's body movements, faggot. Get raked!

HITLER drank water to survive.

It has a secret message. But what is it?

Slide thread, memeflag, sage, hide thread, move on

>stop to drink twice
IMPREACHU
this is so PROBLEMATIC

i swear that normies are in a hypnotic trance.

He also did nothing wrong

GRIMFALG SKRIMP!

UMPPPPPPOOOOOAAAAACCHH

WHY DOES DRONHALD GLURMOPH GET TWO SIPS?!?!

>the virgin sip
>the chad chug

>Man gets thirsty
>Drinks water
Stop the presses

lmao damn

This wins

Trump drinks water
Hitler drank water

Trump is Hitler, confirmed. #impeachnow

U KNOW WHO ELSE DRANK WATER? HITLER, Heh, bet you feel stupid now drumpfs
IMPEACH NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=TVLSw7fit4A
cnn people

Just change this version to "chad chug" and it's 10/10

OMG IMPEEEECH
>IMPEECH THE DRY MOUTH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


IMPEEECH FO DI FYE
IMPEEEECH FO DI FYE

Because he's clearly not a normal person, no matter how much he and his supporters want you to believe he is.

SIPP
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He was announcing that he added almost 300 Billion $ in bilateral trade!
that is equivalent of adding Denmark to USA's economy
in just one trip!
And he did it just by trade!
Another way of adding an equivalent of a new country to your economy is by invading them... which will destroy the invaded country, you need to spend money to take it over, to rebuild it... maybe after 20 years you start to recoup "an equivalent of a European state's economy" to your economy

winrar
but op advertising faggot

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>A fucking faggot trying to tell anybody what is and is not normal
It's not normal to think that taking a couple of sips of water is even remotely interesting, let alone interesting enough to try and discuss it.

DID U DRINKU TWO SIPSU?!!?!?

He's a bit offended that he didn't have any water. he was probably contemplating firing someone and containing his rage.

Then he realizes that he's the most powerful/wanted dead man in the world, and he just took a bottle of water from a stranger. They collect his shit, so enemies can't get their hands on it, and he knows he just fucked up taking that water.

He move the bottle away from his mic. You mentally ill faggot.

i like that analogy
>"adding denmark to usa economy"
cept the part where denmark is socialist, and i dont like to shed light on them.

c'mon finland

it isn't anywhere near his mic

just think about it, he knew the media would rattle their cages when he did this, so he did it because he could. same with covfefe, if it'll keep the media busy for 2-3 days, it's done.

I vaguely recall Denmark telling Sanders to fuck off because they weren't socialist but a welfare state with a strong capitalist support

Two sips
Two scoops
Two terms

Exactly, because he moved it away from the mic. I watched the broadcast live yesterday, and it's exactly what happened.

It's as jerky as charles barkley's golf swing.

A U T I S M
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>Sup Forums so mad that faggotdaddy god emperor looked silly for a few seconds that they're spamming other boards with outdated memes

LOL you guys are such babbies.

Thank you meme God

memeflag, sage

he has played the reality tv game too long

the media doesnt stand a chance

the fact they're even reporting this astounds me

I keep trying to tune out but trump just keeps making them insane

Why do you even think you can comment on our politics, your not even a country.

I find it hard to believe he isn't actually fucked up like that, but I could believe him getting water in the first place was a stunt to somehow prove he was better than Rubio or get people talking about the 2016 election again. I doubt he intended to come off looking retarded doing it though.

This is why I filter meme flags.

Your thread has zero substance, just like you.

God Emperor does no wrong

>Look into my eyes little Marco
>I am president now
Dudes a fucking boss!

what's your flag supposed to be i'm too lazy to scroll over it

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Surely this is the end of Drumphf

You don't find his weird movements both disconcerting and kind of fascinating? If this were anybody else you'd be judging them pretty harshly. They're uncommonly autistic. The vast majority of people don't act like he does in social settings.

he was thirsty.

It's Rubio!

I thought Trump did it first?

Based Prez gives no fuck about your whiny bullshit, needs some Fiji NOW. You're welcome.

Pucker up you awful swamp creatures because the tsunami is going to sweep you and your evil away like this blast of fresh clean water rids my thirst.
(((60trillion street signs and cars later)))

It's the Trayvon Martin memorial flag.

At least he didn't backwash

Good.
dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

>Because he's clearly not a normal person, no matter how much he and his supporters want you to believe he is.

Who are you to label anyone normal with that flag of yours?

Get over it, she lost, move on.

Here, have some herb with your thread.

No, Abe dumped first, then The_Donald.

In that moment of hesitation, he was employing memetics sorcery to bypass the timeline where he moved too quickly and upended the bottle down the front of his shirt

>there are non-wizards posting in this thread right now
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

This, unironically. He could do anything the media disagree with, then pull some stunt like eat ramen with a fork or eat pizza with knife and fork and he's out of the woods for days whilst CNN consults multiple talking heads to explain why it's a secret dogwhistle for white supremacy or whatever. All the while more and more normies are seeing how deranged the 'established, trustworthy mainstream media' actually are.

It's like taking candy from a retarded infant at this point

>The Virgin Spritz
>The Chad Dump

ITS RUBIO!

HOLY SHIT WE CAN'T LET THIS MAN GET THE NUCLEAR CODES!
GRANDMA FRULP

>can't even operate a water bottle properly
>trusted with WMDs
really makes you think

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T H E

Better take a quick sippy.

Fuck Drumpf. Crash and Burn. No nuclear codes

The media edited the clip to cut out Abe dumping so they could accuse Trump of being disrespectful.

Can someone post a YouTube link? That idiot put it in a shitty video format for mobile.

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yeah why post this? he had an awkward moment. Fags.

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based as fuck, even obama was too much of a pussy to act like that to bibi

The Jap culture is highly sensitive to perfection which equals actions representing the unconscious. Notice how Abe flicked/spread them, Trump just dump them in one place.

>muh quads

Also, Koi fish are highly highly highly respected in Jap. culture. That gesture probably just made sure Japan will be Trumpesk as long as anyone who see it lives.

you go to a Koi pond with hopes and prayers, Koi represent good luck, amongst numerous other good things.

JUST

You know it wasn't deliberate. He wasn't paying attention to his surroundings. Probably lost in thought.

roflmao it's actually from ccn channel

Agreed. Anyone who takes a sip like this clearly cannot have access to the nuclear codes.

Also fuck white people, because why not?

Seriously leaf, no one buys it anymore. You're doing your country a disservice.

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um, #WaterGate?