So how was your day, user?

So how was your day, user?

you aren't real

Nobody cares

I was going to say I care, but numbers don't lie, so I guess I don't care.

Also get out of my house Lucifer

"Fine," I say despite it desperately not being the case.

Как обычно.

Is this how a waifuist see the world?

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>Not having a 3D gf who says this to you everyday

Enjoy your lonely lives you miserable losers. She's sucking my dick as we speak.

Liked, commented, and subscribed ;)

Your mom doesn't count.

where do I downvote this

Yeah act clever and sarcastic loser. You know you're worthless and its a wonder you haven't committed suicide yet.

Lying on the internet is bad user

that sucks though

Prove it.

Good. Just about to kill myself.

"You're a KEK! TRUMP!!! MAGA!"

Where can I get this 'wife' thing?

I know this is just a shit post, but can we take a second to realise how fucking retarded it sounds. Who browses Sup Forums AND clicks on a waifu thread, while getting a blowjob.

Well, I filed that fraud report to the bank and I finally got around to cancelling those magazine subscriptions.

>be me
>bored
>waifags and 3dfags fighthing
>goodbye boring

Oh god the meds aren't working anymore.

How many layers of irony was this post formulated on?

Good. I watched flying witch and played Mario kart 8.

pic or it didn't happen. webm is acceptable as well

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I'll play along. My day was fine till I went out of my way to do a good job, only for it to bite me in the ass.

Don't you dare say anything on Sup Forums is a lie.

Addendum: .webm is the only acceptable format.