What the fuck just happened

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You wasted your time, that's what happened.

You just watched Anno masturbating in public.

I mean I have no idea what I watched, but I liked it.

A visual spectacle. Probably the best Anime movie there is, provided you know the backstory.

Your decent into madness.

The fruit of knowledge and life?

Kimi before kino was cool

>decent
Get off of Sup Forums kudasai ESL-kun

>Probably the best Anime movie there is, provided you know the backstory.
That's not the GuP movie.

HEY DUDE LIKE GO OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT LIKE PEOLE SEEM AWFUL BUT SOME CAN BE GOOD SO PEOPLE IS COOL ANYWAYS
I MEAN BRO HERE'S A SCENE WHICH IS JUST THE PREVIOUS AUDIENCE RECORDED AND THAT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT AND LIVE YOUR LIFE BRO
BUT BUY SOME NERV MERCHANDISE BEFORE LEAVING YOU FAT NERD

It all came tumbling down

>ask Miyazaki why he chose anno as jiro
>he's one of the most wounded people, he's edgy

Kaworu is dead, Shinji is depressed again because no one likes him.
Shinji goes to stronger girl for help, finds her naked, beats off, doesn't help much.
Gendo tries to begin Instrumentality his way so he can bone his waifu again, and he's all like "Rei you're like a puppet for this shit", but Rei's all like "Oh no you didn't" and Gendo's all like "No way" and "BAWWWW" and then SEELE's all like "trololo we're gonna start Third Impact OUR way using the MP Evas" and they kill Asuka who also woke up and found her Momjesus and eat her which was pretty gross IMO and then Shinji has to kick ass but he can't because he's a pussy and ends up getting used to initiate Third Impact too because 01 has the engine thingy and has something to do with Lilith which is important because so does Rei and then Rei becomes Lilith and fuckhuge and then turns 01 into a crucifix and stabs herself in the forehead and then all the MP Evas stab themselves which destroys all the AT fields between humans who are actually the 14th Angel and they're all like "Hi Rei how are you" and she's like "Not bad" and then they all turn into Tang because the AT fields don't keep them seperate anymore and start to become one consciousness (this is where the last two episodes of the show occur in Shinji's mind BTW (also read Childhood's End by Arthur C Clarke not only is it a bangin book but it's kinda like this)) like SEELE wanted but Rei is in control and hands over to Shinji because she has a massive she-boner for him and then Shinji decides that he wants to live (this is the CONGRATULATIONS scene) and then he reforms and finds out that whoever else wants to live can come back too and guess what the only other one so far is Asuka who Shinji is still pissed at because she told him he was gay or worthless or some shit during Instrumentality but then she touches him like his mom and Shinji's like "Well I gotta tap this to survive ya know" and lets go.

Got it?

No shinji you are the angels.

>What if I could take Ideon and make it shit?

you watched shinji cry and snivel directly into your fucking ear, while getting best girl killed because he was too fucking cowardly to step through a door

STOP CONFUSING ME MORE

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Holy fuck you fucking autist ideon is a MILLION TIMES WORSE.
The directing, the plot, the tone, the music, the designs, the animation and the camerawork are all miles ahead in Eva.

Fuck off back to /m/ with your niche mecha show.

and this is from?

Eva question and answer time?

Berserk ripoff justifying itself as a deconstructive critique of its own audience and culture

He's most likely EOP or else he'd have spelled it correctly

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PS2 game.

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I'm so stupid that I understand this more than watching the fucking movie.

This is the best post I've ever seen on this board

You've got some nice digits there yourself.

That's in the movie, too. The sea of LCL is still there and it's really direct that life outside of it is going to mostly suck. Run away or don't.

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