American education

>american education

Dear god that can't be fucking real

>comic sans

It's fake.

AHAHAHAHAHA U MAD WHITE BOIS

>displacement
more like KEKplacement

>football
>clearly playing faggot kick
This is not American

hey what the fuck is wrong wih flower arranging?
also plus 10 shekels for it being in comic sans

>Every teacher in America uses comic sans exclusively
Bad news user

>this is how americans learn
no wonder there are such posters in this board

Its almost as if it was made by some faggot Bulgarian to shitpost on Sup Forums

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this is why most of the world laughs at your methods of teaching, but honestly i feel bad because nobody taught you how to teach, so where's that supposed to come from
literally anyone can be a teacher in america

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oh shit that picture though
the worst part is this happens way more then you know

At least half of my teachers in highschool used Comic Sans whenever they were putting together a 'fun' assignment.

>Football
>Soccer ball
>Fake and Gay confirmed

the american "teaching model" originally came from germany m8
wish it was still that way instead of this common core crap

Is that supposed to be Roman numerals?

Lel no one will get this

Can't they just fucking teach it straightforwardly?
This talks about a simple concept in riddles and jew propaganda

>the american "teaching model" originally came from germany m8
>wish it was still that way instead of this common core crap
do you do the "writing as you hear it"-shit too?

SWEDEN YES'D

>looks at flag

Wew lad

Locked gears. We know.

kek

the students wheel should be the smallest one, then it would be correct.

>the american "teaching model" originally came from germany m8
when, like 200 years ago? well an upboat for (you) for finding the cause and not actually doing something about it.

I'm sure Chris Chlorine thinks he's a big man until the Fluorine Fuehrer makes an appearance.

I work at a large telecom company of 10k+ employees and the CEO sends emails in comic sans

Won't change a thing. 3 Cogs cant move

What is k-rew

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We don't have education. We have indoctrination.

If you want your child to have an education you have to home-school him/her while dealing with routig meetings with school councelors wondering why you don't want "peer-supportive classrooms where kids can make friends and learn social skills vital to their development while we go Goebbels on them and rape their minds to turn them into white-hating Christi-hating faggots."


Notice the not-so-subtle socialism being promoted here.

Why the hell should students be doing the bulk of the work? They're the only ones not getting paid or choosing to participate.

Our pardo superiority bothers you.

>a black, a gay, and a tranny

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>comic sans
>calling soccer football
fake
sage

Great way to teach the concept, but will probably get sued for it.

Kek. Virgin Iodine and Chad Chlorine.

But seriously, all that was needed was the first two sentences of the last paragraph and Iron Iodide + Chlorine ----> Iron Chloride + Iodine.

These people they have teaching are fucking idiots.

CHLORINATED

The gears won't turn like that regardless of size...

Is it time to talk about "the state of american education"?

it's not fake its just not american, its british :(

Only a nigger or a woman would do this.

kek

the students' teeth would get grinded down by teachers and parents

TOP FUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEK
WH*TE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH???

Let socialism aside, this kind of multiplying is retarded!
Just sum digits inside brackets, and then multiply. It is mundane, but it still perplexes me.....why. WHY?

Everyday I grow more thankful that my parents homeschooled me.

Clever girl.

DON'T MIND US

WE'E JUST TAKING THE NAIVE, GULLIBLE, IMPRESSIONABLE, AND EASILY-MANIPULATED (YOUR CHILDREN) AND RAPING THEIR MINDS TO TURN THEM INTO OUR PARTY'S FOOT SOLDIERS!

>8. hittin da pussy hard eatin ass like #TRENCHFOOT typa nigga

>9. left: dis nigga tarded but dem dat street wear be jus dope tho
>right: why no black nigga got a face mask at doe? dis racist dogg!

seriously tho, how'd you get the papers russbro? were they stuffed inbetween the blocks in a shipment of black market cheese?

I agree

So goddamn convoluted

Why only hispanic flags?

They had the students in that school all use the flags from the county they came here illegally from. :^)

probably a school in a shitty hispanic ghetto, those are the countries all the kids are from

Bcause hispanics are openly racist and many are already celebrating that they're gonna be the majority of America.

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because some factors may be unknown or variable so you need to know the distributive principle to simplify formulas for use in linear algebra.

I actually understand less because of this retarded comic.

Common Core strikes again

Russia...you have nukes. You can end this for us.

Please end us. Just like do us this one favor OK?

Don't force your fancy book learnin on me

How is this even american?
Also i like how everyone in this has black face

try to stop chad from stealing your qt iron gf

Well, you need a teaching certificate if you are going to be an actual, professional teacher in a public school (that's the government run schools). Private schools can set their own requirements, IIRC.

>lierally LITERALLY a cuck fantasy

Holy shit

I'm glad someone noticed the lack of a problem and cared enough to make an image, because I have no fucking idea about gear-based terminology and would have struggled to explain what this is showing.

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ATTENTION NON-AMERICAN LARPING SHITPOSTERS:
>The sport with the black and white ball is called soccer.
>We use commas and decimals with the dollar sign in front (ex: $12,350.00)
>Temperature is in Fahrenheit (Celsius confuses us and no one knows WTF kelvin is).
>Dates are written as MM/DD/YYYY
>We measure things in feet then inches (ex: 6 ft. 2 in. or 6' 2").
Feel free to add to the list of common American larping mistakes.

The jews fear the latino

Who the hell can't just mentally work that out

>no they don't
Teachers are usually women and they use fonts that are less professional than comic sans.

>Dates are written as MM/DD/YYYY
And it's that way because we write it the way we say the date. It's simple phonetic writing.

Yet they're behind using beaners to de-whiten and fuck up this country.

where is Israel?

I write dates like this 11 SEP 2001

11/09/01

The emphasis of common core is "DISTRIBUTION"

It's leftists instilling into the minds of children that everything needs to be distributed, and the larger a number is, the more it needs to be broken down and distributed.

It's psychological manipulation into socialism. These kids are beig raised hearing DISTRIBUTE THAT BIG NUMBER from the first grade until they're in the 12th grade. It's drumming that shit into their heads to make them proper red-shirts with bandanas on their faces.

Get it now?

It's just teaching the concept. Later they will use that concept in algebra for solving statements like:

> 2 ( x + 5 ) = 14 Solve for x

You do a lot of stupid stuff to learn the basics.

that's actually indefensible and makes no sense whatsoever, frustrated parent is correct.

I hope you're not implying I'm defending new-math, I'm just saying you can't add inside the brackets if one of the numbers is x.

How the fuck are these gears supppsed to work?

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>Calling Soccer football

Yeah nah, Canadian or British maybe, not American

Shame your dad can't wrap his head around a concept designed so even 2nd grade niggers could understand.

How did Comic Sans become such a meme?

Yes but in USA you’ll consfuse boomers so I do it with the month spelled out to eliminate all confusion. The army does it that way which is where I picked it up.

>implying the powers that be aren't trying to push football on you to make you gay

They don't even know what it's supposed to be

that's retarded because they're also being bombarded with rap videos which say "deal drugs to make money to buy cars and fidget spinners" which is the exact opposite.

>students do most of the work
accurate

either bait or retarded

No, that fits together. Current economy (and therefore elites) need large money flow and combination of short-term greed with rapid spending is what ensures it.

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Maybe so, but notice how the schools associate it with white people handing over money in:

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> European union