Things you will never hear blacks or muslims say?

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I like my skin color

"It's time we get rid of the trouble makers in our communities"

"Wouldn't it be slightly immature to have another kid in our current situation??

"Maybe i was wrong and should admit to my mistakes"

Thank you.

it's the white man's fault

"I'm 28 and I came here for welfare money. My country is doing fine but I'm just lazy really."

"I'm the father"

Thank you

Happy birthday, father!
Happy father's day!

"You've really earned this 25% tip"

No please Hank, let me pay for lunch today. You paid yesterday.

Sorry about that

We can wait until you're an adult.

"Yes, officer"

"Dude stop being a pussy, the water's fine."

Goodnight dad

That was an amazing book

To expand:
"I'm sorry officer, that was totally my fault, I didn't even realize I was speeding!"

I am not sorry, was she too young?

"White people had a good country before we came along"

I love my job.