What is New Zealand?

We all know why the Brits colonized Australia: convicts.

Why did they settle New Zealand? What does New Zealand do? Why does New Zealand exist? Does the world really need a New Zealand?

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NZ seems comfy

Serious answer: The french wanted it so the Brits took it.

it was there and the brits wanted it, such is colonialism

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It was covered in these high quality tallboys when they landed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agathis_australis

Where in NZ is that pic? I don't remember any canals like that in NZ, that looks more like a poor Florida.

Amazing everywhere white Europeans settled you have prosperous nations. Makes you think doesn't it?

Yeah, it does look like Florida. I just googled "New Zealand" and that's what showed up.

>Why did they settle New Zealand?
Rumours started in the Dutch stock exchange had it that the French wanted to colonize NZ, so the Brits started funding settlers to arrive and eventually sign treaties with the Maori.
>What does New Zealand do?
Originally we relied on agricultural exports but in recent years most of our economy is catering towards being an easy immigration point to getting into Australia/Western academia and property speculation. Agriculture is still a huge component of what we do, but is gradually drying up for the common man.
>Why does New Zealand exist?
To produce Agent Orange to use in Nam.
>Does the world really need a New Zealand?
Ditto.

Whanganui.

So your shitty gook families can float here on a boat, collect welfare and avoid paying taxes.

The Vietnamese we have here are mainly from the war.

I don't give a fuck. We saved their asses from the commies, and they don't have the decency to pay taxes. I've spent a lot of time with the Vietnamese community in south Auckland, and I can honestly say that I have never met a Vietnamese person that has not broken the law in one way or another.

Don't go there.
They fuck sheep and come over here to take all our scaffolding jobs.
Every Christmas the sheep fuckers go home, take one scaffold tube each and are stockpiling enough so the cunts can build a fuckin bridge over the sea and invade us.

>all our scaffolding jobs.
I thought that was the Lebos and Islanders (who migrate via NZ).

I can't believe how fucking dumb our Prime Minister is regarding the Manus island thing. "We'll take plenty 'refugees" -NZPM
"You fucking dumb? They'll just come to Australia through the stupid Aussie-NZ agreement we have" - AusPM

They have two options, go to new accommodation, or go home. Our dumb PM wants to donate money so they can squat on Manus island and bitch about the Australians not letting them in.

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It was colonised for the same reason that Tasmania was: New Zealand was considered to be a part of Australia until 1900.

When the Australian colonies were talking about federating to create the nation known today as Australia, New Zealand was going to be one of the states.

>burger education
Why is the stereotype so consistent?

I have EU passport
Can I go to work in New zealand?
I dont have a degree but I have work ethics and Im civilized

I also want to go to trade school there

>Why did they settle New Zealand? What does New Zealand do? Why does New Zealand exist? Does the world really need a New Zealand?

"Why did you want to climb Mount Everest?"
"Because it's there"

We also wanted it.

And we named it so it should be ours.

>to take all our scaffolding jobs.
Hahaha why is this so accurate. Scaffolders are almost always Maoris and some white NZers here in Aus for some reason. I remember working on a apartment complex a few years ago. The Maori boys were on a different level of scaffold each and were passing more scaffold to the top level to set up the next level. As each fella passed the piece up to the next fella it sounded like this
>here bru
>thanks bru
>here ya go bru
>aw cheers bru
>no worries bru
>here bru
>thanks bru

>The french wanted it so the Brits took it.
aka history of the british empire 101

The eternal anglo

Is that where the Hobbits live?

Pic related.

I like maps with no New Zealand. Makes me laugh.

I was an american x-pat living in NZ in Wellington for about 5years before I moved back state side. Great place to live, got my Diver Certifications, learn to do exteme skiing, had a great job working in Tech, Kiwis are awesome people to be friends with. I had to leave however because of family issues back home and also it honestly a very expensive place to live if you have no real capital nest egg vs the money you can make in the US.

To answer your question OP, NZ was settled as a direct colony of Britain. People in NZ saw themselves more as Brits then identifying as Kiwi/NZ or whatever, a direct extension to the "homeland". Not so much the case anymore, but if you go to cities like Christchurch or Queenstown in some places it feels like 1950's/60's London or rural UK.

Hey Bru

>Wanna go geit sum fishnchips?

oi cunts giz a fkn You

'sup chong ding

nah, its boring..everything its expensive..and it is so far from everything its boring as shit

t.hawaiifaggot and its even worse in nz

pretty much

NZ is socialist though, look it up.

kek

>thenks cuz
>git sum cold ones un the chullybun broo
>broo! you got no steel kip boots on cuz
>nah broo, safety jandles

>Whanganui
>h
Fuck off, hemi

New Zealand is rightful Australian clay

NZ is one of the few large temperate islands on the planet so it had valuable economic potential as well as denying French colonial ambitions in the South Pacific.

Hey I didn't say it like it was a bad thing. The British empire was glorious.

guy thinks he's skux but he's really just a filthy palangi pff

The elite need it for the coming polar shift.

Wanna step ow?

>Palangi
Fuck off Coconut you don't belong here.

not even!

It has some socialist policies, like Australia does and most Nordic countries, but they're not true socialist countries.

>Why did they settle New Zealand?
Curb French colonial ambitions in the South Pacific. Stop Burger and Brit whalers getting drunk, gambling and whoring, some resources like timber for ship masts. Mainly fucking over the French
>What does New Zealand do?
Not much. Rugby, farming and drinking,
>Why does New Zealand exist?
Australia is too shit to annex anything
>Does the world really need a New Zealand?
Proximity to Antarctica, funny accents, containment zone for worlds ugliest women. Otherwise, no.

who could be behind this post

kys thats not even aus

I think the elites are making it their next global hidey hole.

where is this pic from?

We're full

Why can't Kiwis talk properly?

فذلك لأننا نتكلم الإنجليزية english وليس

>Does the world really need a New Zealand?

Does the world really need Australia?

The real question is, where is Old Zealand?

The non-meme answer is because of Maori influence on the English language.

>Does the world really need the greatest country on Earth?
m8

I literally just got done looking at a bunch of other countries online and how cool they are and how awesome it would be to live their and what my life would be like (I do this quiet often) then came on here and this is the first thing I see

I fucking hate this country so fucking much
please kill me
cut my fucking face off and rape me with a cactus
I want to fucking die

Netherlands

It's NEW Zealand for a reason. Old Zealanders stay away!

Well... new zealand has cute boys ;)))

Netherlands

and its just called Zeeland, was one of two strong dutch naval ports back in the day along with some other one which I have forgotten that why australia was originally called "New (other port city name)" but they changed their name because they arent cucks and we didnt because we are

Australia was called New Holland.

>What is New Zealand?

It's a Chinese colony.

thats it, I knew it was something like that

Wood for ships

Seriously though, why are we all down here? We should be in Europe.

I wish they wood ship me off this fucking earth D:

It's shit don't come here.

this x infinity

fuck off you boong

New Zealand needs more diversity. Open boarders for african and somalian refugees NOW!

we were settled quite late in relation to the rest of the world, we never had a reason to exist and we're pretty useless other than a tourist attraction and an asian dumping ground

it annoys everyone here that people come here, walk around auckland and maybe go to muriwai or some other shitty beach, then leave and say that nz was shit

aucklanders are city slickers, asians, maori gangs and meth labs but the rest of the country is the REAL new zealand, endless beaches, untouched forests, hills and mountains, and small towns littered all through the land. where real new zealanders live and love their country

pic unrelated, nz politics is a whole other ball park

Thats the wanganui river in an exceptionally good day and it was probably still touched up a little after the photo was taken. I lived there 10 years and never saw the water anywhere near that clean.

why does every israeli seem to want to do yerida?

Stop using our passports you cunts

hawaii and nz seems to be paradise on earth. i guess even that gets old after a while

kikes not welcome

This can not be possible?
I just want to work and have a better life

trade schools in nz are terrible, better off learning on the job

>Christchurch
not the same since the earthquakes
>or Queenstown
ruined by chinks in the property boom

Bbbbbut eventually I will need certifications