Please, ask about my great country

I am from a beautiful country of Czech republic.

fuck off retard

A German, a Turk and a Czech walk into a brothel.

The German is fucking.
The Turk is mopping the floors.
The Czech is waiting for his wife.

how come you are the most cucked of v4 countries

Ahoj

Cuz we are pussies

Stop drinking more than we do

>czech
>not even rare flag

Are you full? I am a burger but have czech blood.

Why don't you smile more?

Thank this loveable boy

Brothels, casinos and poor people. Your country sucks.

Post a pic of the hottest bitch in your city

Oh look, it's the most relevant country in Europe

Brothels, casinos and poor people. Your country sucks.

Says the neutral pussy

>Says the neutral pussy
You mean the current best country in Europe

what's the difference between slovakians and czechs?

are Slovakians really mostly Hungarians in the eastern part?

Says who?

Is it true waving a few hundreds euros in front of any woman will turn her into your sex slave?

Okay I'll ask a couple of questions.
>Why did you just take it up your ass from the krauts and chimped out ONCE since they took you over?
>Why did you side with hohols when we were trying to reclaim our ancestral lands after WW1?
>Why did you steal our lands when we were busy fighting off jewish commies?
>Why did you block transports of arms during Polish-Soviet war?
>Why did you block Hungary from sending 20k cavalrymen to help out during the same war?
>Why are you so atheist?
>Why are you the capital of porn of all the slavs?

Almost nothing. They are really like a slightly more hungarian brother.

Yes. It is. Try it: (btw not kidind. 1 out of 5 will do it)

1-5. Because we all want something else in the same time.

6-7. Commies

so czechs are German -Slavs
and Slovaks are Hungarian -Slavs?

we, Czechs, Slovaks, hungarians and other eastern countries, are all slavs. But the ones who are nearer Russia, are having it worse.

same can be said about brazil. how the olympics go? how much did they fuck up your country?

hungarians aren't slavs desu, they're asians

We didnt have the olympics yet in our country. Hope we don´t. Ever.

Hungarians are basically slavs who adopted ugrofinic language.
And if what im saying is wrong, they're honorary slavs anyway.

Exactly

czechia is literally the worst country name ever created

Czechs, or slavs in general, dont bother to put on fake smiles. That doesnt mean were angry, tho. Just dont give a fuck

About that... I can explain.
we were called Bohemia before, but that also mean gypsies.
So you understand why we dont call oursells bohemians. Couse fuck Gypsies

Hey, hope you like slowly turning into the european Brazil. Soon, we'll be white compared to you

That´s much better answer than mine.
Why do i even bother with answering, if I suck at it so much?

We dont have that much criminality as you thou.
But what I know? Maybe one day...

Just go to sleep and try again tomorrow. Youre too tired apparently

so you're not nice to strangers?

how does dating women work if no one is nice are your women nice?

can you go to a pub, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink hoping you can take her home for a little pump, pump, squirt

Yeah no shit!
Im tiping from my grandmas old notebook.
And im waking up in like 5 hours becouse of my fathers stupid lake visiting.
Good by Sup Forums.
Have a nice European Night!

And Austrians are German-hungarians

What do you mean not nice? If you are cool to people, they will ne cool to you. If you go buy bread into Lidl, the cashier wont smile at you just because you give her shekels.
Dating works like anywhere in the civilized world. Dont spill spaghetti and you will be fine. There is no magic formula to *insert random country* girls. Something Sup Forums anons cant seem to understand

language is little different, and also culture. And we are not Hungarians user

ok Mr. Tóth

Do you live inna woods? I wanna live in one of the rural balkanized states.

the funny thing is, you're right.
are you a white man? and what is considered white in brazil?

Last time I checked, you weren't Poland...

Why are your hottest women in porn?

There it is

Is this what no Christianity and Communism does to a country?

Can I get a beautiful gf there? (btw not talking about a girl thats only worthy of a pump and dump, already have had many of those here, I mean a real keeper)

No coastline.

Kys for larping as a country

Here it goes again.
read 2 last lines in

Rofl . Fuck off mountain kike

not at all?

The German then wakes up, only to find
The Turk fucking his wife.
The Czech mopping his floor.
And this gay Swede giving him a hand shandy.

You are from a meme country that's never accomplished anything.

Fuck did I ever do to you

You live in country with niggers. Are you a nigger?

>Dating works like anywhere in the civilized world. Dont spill spaghetti and you will be fine. There is no magic formula to *insert random country* girls.
I agree with this idea that girls all over are about the same. But there are differences. Like for example in america a lot of them do stuffy that makes them not very attractive like chop their hair short, or get tattoos, or get fat, bring nothing to the table like dont know how to cook or clean, and so on. Meanwhile it looks like the majority of them around there actually try to keep themselves very attractive.

Not to me Sven, your self.

Was Dissolution of Czechoslovakia inevitable? Why there wasn't any violent conflict then?

also happy velvet revolution day laddie

Nahh.
My grandparents left that place.
Must have been shit.

1910 map, good job burger

You prepped up Benes, nigger, they had a sea access.

captcha: Novo Americanos

Czechs were awesome until TYW cucked them
but still, best Slavs

no

They just gave up like the pussies they were...

Only good thing to come from of these Atheist bitches

Yeh I'm sure all the 100+ year olds remember it fondly

Glorious

7-1

Get out favela nigger

came here to post this

I wanna make a massage parlour in Prague like those of czechmassage. Where should I go?

It is true that between 1916 and 1918 you hanged a man in a tree with a metal stuck in his ass? A patrol scared you off but the man was diying already?

I thought you guys asked english speakers to call you Czechia.

What do you learn about the time spent under the Hapsburg crown in school?

How do czech girls look? Post a qt

cheers catholic brother

Also for the czech, how's you guns laws there? Any hunting permit? Semiauto? Any forbiden calibers?

average Czech em woman

Why are you so atheistic?
Why do you have so many pornstars?