Isobe Isobee vol 1

I promised to do a few chapters, so I'll spit out a few chapters before I head out. TS user, if you see this, spit out an email and I'll contact you.

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Starting with ch2 because 1 is already out.

2: Summary up to now.
The author and editor can't hide their disbelief at landing an unexpected color page. Nevertheless, they thought they had no choice but to get popular. Anyways, they wrote the second chapter, and the joke ended up being about erotic woodblocks. This manga is nothing but erotic woodblocks. Well, it'll be woodblocks from next week onwards.

[Side] The opening page? The cover?
We're just going with erotic woodblocks?
Yup
[Shirt] Editor
Now take responsibility.

2: The deceased Miyamoto Musashi's counterattack (de sourou) [TN: He has a verbal tic. If people want to screw it, let me know, otherwise I'm rolling with it]

My name is Miyamoto Musashi. Now I am a world renowned deceased swordsman...
That aside, this man named Isobee...

Is buying the book I wrote in my lifetime
['Porno' with 'Military books' smashed between]
To hide his pornos!
Chapter 2: The deceased Miyamoto Musashi's counterattack (de sourou)

He's placing it between two books... is this dual welding... wait... dual wielding!!

Unforgivable... I published the truthes which I spent my life finding in there...
Completely unforgivable...

"Ow!"

Be ashamed!

"Maybe that was a bug..."
Like hell it was a bug!
I'm gonna say it now, but that was just the beginning

"Go fuck yourself..."

"Hey look at that guy..."
"Oh dear he's so bold..."

They see it!

"No way... I just set it all up dual wielding style"
He really called it dual wielding.

I just exposed your ass, you sad ass
Be more ashamed.

Keke
What should I do next

"These please (de sourou)"
"Okay. Sure thing"

"Uhhh 2 points for Miyamoto Musashi..."

"And one porno..."

"Three boo..."

"Look at that! WHoaa"
"Those books are floating! And there's a porno!"

"That guy was buying a porno!"
"That's right!!"
"Waaaghh! Don't gather around me (de sourou)!"

Kekekekekeke

I got publicly shamed for some reason (de sourou)...
So I ended up giving up on the porno...

I said 'I came to buy Miyamoto Musashi', so I just did...

I'm bored, so I might as well...

Wha...

What is this book. It's awesome (de sourou)!! The way he lives his life as a warrior... the way he fights...... and he writes it in such a polite manner (de sourou). Ahh this is it. This is the warrior I should aim to be!! Miyamoto Musashi!! You're awesome (de sourou)!!

I'll also aim to be a magnificent...
Magnificent warrior...!!

Isobee....
Uhh... sorry about awhile go......

I'm so sorry.

thanks for the effort

Nice to meet you, I'm Nakama Ryou.
Kinda like this.
This isn't my face.
Gangrene -->

At this moment, I'd like to thank you for buying 'Isobe Isobee Monogatari ~Ukiyo wa Tsurai yo~' (The title's so long). To all those involved in producing this volume, and those who supported me in various ways, thank you.
I think about wanting to go back to Okinawa, but somehow I ended up writing manga in Tokyo. Just scraping along.

Thanks man.

Chapter 3: I'll focus on my future (de sourou).

I am Isobe Isobee! My dream is to become a wonderful warrior!
It's about time I think about my future (de sourou)!!

First of all, I hope to be a great warrior this year...

And I hope to establish a school this time next year.
[Sign] Isobe Sword style dojo

Ah.. next year might be a bit too early.......

No... if I exert some effort, I'll be fine [TN: Emphasize 'effort' and 'fine']

The year after that, I'll study stuff like medicine, Western Studies, and astronomy (de sourou)

What do you learn in Western Studies...
I don't really get it, but I'll study it for now...

"Huh, you're a warrior and you're smart?"
"It's no big deal (de sourou)"

"Well if it's just medicine, astronomy, and Western stuff, it's all in here"

"Y.. you're so coooool"
"No no"
I wanna say that!

But if that happens, I'll have a bad schedule... hmm....
"Well..."

"If I put in effort, I'll be fine..." [TN: Emphasize 'effort' and 'fine']
"I need effort..."

If I do this, I feel like I can do anything.
"Okaay, next is..."

Marrying the dango shop's poster girl.

Whoaaa, am I serious? I'm gonna marry her...

We aren't even dating, but I might be too hasty... too much...

But when I think about it, I meet her everyday
Welcome

We often talk between ourselves
"What would you like to order?"
"Skewered dumplings"

And I show off my warrior side

That's about all I can do (de sourou)......
"It looks good, right?"
"Wh... what does?"

Thank you based user

Soo, now you'll be dependent on me (de sourou)!

If I'm gonna get married, I have to put in a good amount of effort!
"Do your best.... there"

Okay
I'll check it from the beginning to make sure there are no mistakes (de sourou).

Wh...wha?

The only thing on it is just put in effort...? [TN: Emphasize 'just']

Wow... this is easy...

My future is so bright...

This boy... might not be so worrisome!
[Note] These two are idiots.

Sorry, I meant emphasize 'only'

TS user you there?

[Top] Aside from pornos...

4: Summary up to now.
The author and editor are groping for subjects aside from pornos. The editor began with the words 'Can't he go to school?', then the two got fired up exchanging funny stories about their days in school. By the time the suddenly realized it, three hours had passed. They couldn't think of any jokes at all. Yeah. They couldn't. What now, Nakama Ryou!! Do your best, Nakama Ryou!!

This here is the school where those who want to become warriors gather from all of Edo. The Bushido school. Alias: 'Bushikou' [TN: Bushischool works fine too]

Everyone should want to be stronger and aim to be a warrior (de sourou).

But why...
Are we only studying......

Title: Chapter 4: The sword is mightier than the pen (de sourou)

[Japanese part of paper] Calculate the next stuff
[TN: Also, times tables -> integrals on one paper]

What's the point of calculating these...

[Side] Uoooooohhhh

Ohhhhhhhhh

"2 times 1 is 2! 2 and 2 is 4!"
"2 and 3 is 6! Uhh Uhhh 2 and 4 is kaha!!"

See, there's no use for this...

You won't get strong from doing math (de sourou)...

"Uhhh, What did Matsuo Basho say there... does anyone know?"
"Yes!"

"The old pond... A frog jumps in, a splash of water!" [TN: Famous haiku by Basho. 古池や/蛙飛びこむ/水の音]
"That is correct"

"You sure study well! Everyone should follow your example"
"No, I'm grateful!"
You say that, but what's the point...

Summer grasses.... All that remains
Of warriors'
Free from a
"Adoohhh!!!"
"Dreams!!" [TN: Also a Basho poem. 夏草や/兵どもが/夢の跡]
Oh my god. Because you read a poem....

And Japanese has no point (de sourou).

"Isobe-sen, wake up"
"You're in class!"

"Okay, now I'll resume class..."

"What's wrong, Isobe-kun..."
"I just realized..."

"Even if you study..."
"You won't get strong!!"

"Haha... stop your stupid rambles..."

"The kanji for studying means 'endeavor' and 'strong' when written separately. Well it probably means you'll get stronger" [TN: Study is 勉強 so 勉 (endeavor) and 強 (strong)]
"What... do all you guys think?"

"How true... we get told to study so we do, but I don't feel like we get stronger....!"
"When I really think hard, I realize there's no way to become strong without using swords and training your body"

"Tch"
"Sensei!?"

"You found me out... You found out that I was making you equivocally study and take class..."
"I was a good merchant though!"
"Sensei, you...!!"

"You showed your true self!!"
"You guys. Put down your brushes (de sourou)"

"The old folk say 'The pen is mightier than the sword' (de sourou). But is it true..."

Eiigh!

"The sword is so stroong!!"

"We have finally come to our senses! We don't need to study at all"
"Well, you all can become warriors (de sourou)"

"Isobee"
"Me!"
"Isobee"
"Me!"
"Isobee"
"Me!"
"Isobee Isobee"

"Isobee"
"M..."

I'm sorry...

I'll take a break then come back. Hopefully TS user shows up. Or anyone can do it if they want.

How about, "I have exposed you, candy ass"

That line works. Thanks

Are you translating simuntaneously?

Yeah. I was hoping a TS would show up soon so we could kickstart 12+ volumes of material

Thanks user but honestly I doubt anyone wants to read this, Sup Forums likes to talk about normalfags but they're the first ones to shit on different things

True, but I also remember someone wanted to see what Isobe was like so I just did a few chapters. It's not bad and could potentially make leeway as a poor man's Gintama. But like the author said, he's just scraping by now.

WSJfags will definitely read it

True that

Just because the majority of Sup Forums will not show any interest in reading it, doesn't mean there aren't a lot of anons that will. Even more if it get's typesetted.

If it ever does

Thank you, user.

Turns out I'll be out longer than I thought so if thread dies, I'll make a new one. Or we can wait for someone to TS

>候
>早漏
It's a pun.

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kitaa

Ahhh. Thanks user. Didn't catch that.
>I might be too hasty... I came too quickly...

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Skipping the summaries and the chapter titles?

For now, yes.
I'm not even sure if I'll finish this chapter.

Thank You for the treat OP.

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Good luck buddy. If you can finish we'll be happy.

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Thank you. Didn't expect anyone would translate this.
>But like the author said, he's just scraping by now.
I thought this manga was pretty popular in its magazine. Aren't there like twelve volumes already.

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It has an anime and, for some reason, a musical. That being said, it's never ranked since Jump likes putting it as the final comic.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Q46-Iv_PhZg
But why a musical.

This is the last page I'll do today.
Have to sleep.
I'll try to continue later.
Hope the translator continue, so I can continue as well.
If I continue, I'll post a chapter with "Isobee thread" in OP to make it easier to find it in archive later.

I'm still out now, but now I have assurance you're on this, so I'll continue making threads time to time.

Hopefully you'll have time to fix the title on page 2 and the summary page since thy're funny

Good to know.
Please help me with the OP post too.
Keep the OP as you did with this one.
I'll look it up on archive later if I miss it in the catalog.