NSA Here

Just wanted to advise that we are watching and tracking all on Sup Forums. Shit actually hasn't hit the fan which is why we tolerate your presence. Just remember, you exist because we allow you to. As a side note, those who are Russian, we see all. We track all. We kill all who oppose us. You've been warned....

Fuck off, Larry.

Thanks. Now back to fapping to CP for you

How do I convince my gf to fart in my mouth without her thinking I'm a weirdo?

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Psyop in progress

>NSA Here
Nice try CIA nigger. You have no idea how much you glow in the dark.

Hi guys. Nice fapping with you last night.

Hi NSA,
Could you please suck my huge cock and then let me cum all over your face?
I'm here to stay and there's nothing you dickless pieces of shit can do to get rid of me.
Heil Hitler,
Far Right

CIA is tracking too but they're looking at Saudi Arabian ops embedded here.