You just entered your room and Ume-sama is making out with a girl on your bed

You just entered your room and Ume-sama is making out with a girl on your bed.
What's your course of action?

pull up a chair, and enjoy the show

kick them off so i can take a nap

Wait until Ume is exhausted from all the wild scissoring and then take her doggystyle.

It's the logical thing. She wouldn't make out with a girl on my bed when she didn't want me to take her.

Do either of you speak English?

>See Oshiroi
>"You're Hana Oshiroi!"
>Strip naked and get up against the wall, as though being held there.
>"Goddamn it. I should have known trying to infiltrate the Bath house mafia would have ended up like this. What are these men going to do with me?"

Who are you quoting?

Kick her ass for being such a shit character that she's singlehandedly responsible for no season 2.
Seriously, she may very well be the worst character in anime.

Does being this furious make the fapping sessions better?

I don't masturbate to shit characters.

join in

So, how much do you fap to glorious Ume-sama then?

I just told you, I don't mastrubate to shit characters. Ume is the shittest character. My dick doesn't even stir when I see her.

>being this tsuntsun

How cute.

Burn both at the stake in the name of God.

>"Go be lesbians somewhere else"

user are you gay

Why don't you fuck off back to gaia

Lesbians are gay

Wew.

When a man needs his rest a man needs his fucking rest, user.

>glorious Ume-sama
She's such a bad character that the official reason given for Ben-to not having season 2 is because of how much everyone hated her. The LN author actually publicly apologized for making her and wrote her out of the story after the anime aired.

Betafags are the SJWs of anime.

Why are you so mad, user?

>u mad bro XDDD

Apology for my rude then sit in the corner and masturbate

And finish on them, right?

I whip out my dick and say it's not going to fuck itself. I should watch this. Either that or I just collapse on my bed and go to sleep.

>fucking a dick

I suggest you fap your frustration away. To Ume-sama

where the dick pics at
worst /cock/ thread I've ever seen on Sup Forums